Is Planet Neptune Gay?

[Elmer G. White]

These are the so-called "planets". They are stars that wander, stars that have produced lots of revolting fictional literature and pictorial material produced by tellyscoopes and computer graphics. They are there (Genesis 1:16). Obviousy, they are nothing of the kind depicted above but the main issue is not the ridiculous, delusional character of modern astrology but the way how these stories affect our youth and turn them into whorish mindless followers of Satan incapable of any individual thought that is characteristic of our following the Bible. Even worse, lots of planetary data concentrate on things that inevitably lead to sodomy. Because of this, we shall now take the astronomical data at face value and explain how it destroys the chaste mind of a young boy and makes him a desperate sodomite.

Neptune. Is it gay!? Verily, the planet itself testifies that it is. As you can see above, it is depicted with the ultra-violent color, the favorite among homosexualists. And then there's THIS.



Proud self-identification. Plus the musicals. Gaydom often also uses pink and ultra-violent overtones. Is this all caused by the effects that Neptune has on the population? It probably is and that is why this planet should be destroyed.



OK, time to assess the astronomical (it's not rocket science) data about this planet.

1. It wanders around the sky.
2. It is an "ice giant".
3. It has "rings".
4. It has many "moons" (mooning?) such as Triton, Nereid, and Proteus.

A wandering star? Is that good? Actually, as it turns out, it isn't!

• Jude 1:13 - Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.

This means that all planets are instruments of Doom. What is the specific manner that Neptune attains this?

• Job 6:15-16 - My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, [and] as the stream of brooks they pass away; Which are blackish by reason of the ice, [and] wherein the snow is hid:

Indeed, to be an "ice giant" planet, you need to be deceitful.



Rings? Could this mean an anal ring that is used for different types of fornication. It probably does. What we do know for certain is that these rings are used to worship false gods. I know that everyone is thinking about the "planet Uranus" by now but that would be a bit too obvious, wouldn't it?

• Genesis 35:4 - And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which were in their hand, and all their earrings which were in their ears; and Jacob hid them under the oak which was by Shechem.

And, last but not least, the moons. Here's the moon Proteus.

***TRIGGER WARNING! MALE ANATOMY AT ITS VILEST!***



Yes, it is a scrotum. Proof positive. The pink ball-sack of blasphemy! Neptune harbors sinners such as this moon in its orbit. Neptune is gay. Avoid looking at it (or anything) with a tellyscoop. Write to your congressman (I dare say that it would be a total waste of time to write to a congresswoman), Pastor Ezekiel of President Trump and call for the nukes. Pray for Jesus. Burn the astronomy books. Go to the malls and proclaim this: Repent. The Kingdom of God is at hand! Neptune is gay!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

The Planets

• Mercury
• Venus
• Mars
• Jupiter
• Saturn
• Uranus
• Neptune

[MitzaLizalor]

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Those people with the upside-down heads. Could you please include a warning in future posts, should any be depicted?

Im' going to lie dow nnow not feeing so good, that 117 & the other 2 with their relaxed muscles ..do they even have morrors? Ew.

[Dana723]

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Neptune, maybe. But I've always though Uranus seemed a little sketchy.

[MitzaLizalor]

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There is a demon called "Neptune" using a 3-pointed pitchfork motif and worshipped by the Romans and Greeks (who called the demon Poseidon) indeed many people still worship demons today. "Pride" marches are an example of that where many people actually become demon possessed. The trident is a mockery of The Holy Trinity dreamed up in anticipation of the Gospel message to get as many people worshipping demons as possible before Jesus commenced His ministry. Satan does that a lot, stealing a doctrine and implanting it well in advance just as he is doing today prior to Jesus returning. He doesn't care what you call it as long as you worship it.

And the gays will worship just about anything.

[ManofGOD1576]

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Dear LAWD this is worse than i thought.I did some research on this demonic moon.

Did you know that a little research on this matter reveals that not only was the "planet" homosexual,but is also the supreme ruler of HELL! and that roman soldiers participated in homoerotic acts like it was a normal activity while praying to a plethora of Aegean deities disguising their names.


Just like the pagan Greek god Hades is the same as Pluto!


NASA is an evil Satan worshiping branch of the Illuminati that intentionally named these stars after demons in an act of trying to hypnotize Christians
into becoming scientists,doctors,and other such occupations instead of
being dutiful lambs of GOD.


Beware of these deceitful people who claim that science and medicine will improve the world we live in but this is just as bad as kissing gays. Romans 1:22




Below is a picture of the demon Pluto and remember to teach your kids the right way by telling them earth is the only planet and that science is worshiping these glorified stars.And good luck.

[Titus Templeton]

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So if Asteroids crash into Neptune we could consider this the stoning of a homosexual?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street might still be in the closet gay, but that purple Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies is a flaming homer hell bent on corrupting our children.

[Basilissa]

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I dunno. For some reason (which I cannot quite verbalize), the planet that sounds most gay to me is Uranus.

[handmaiden]

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Brother Doctor White, I really like your idea about nukes.

We've got so many of the old ones laying around, and I know our dear President Trump wants to spend money getting some shiny new ones.
(That is, once he has escorted Hillary Clinton to Gitmo and tortured the details about the location of all that uranium that she smuggled in her vagina monologue to some other country. I don't remember which one it was.)


In order to make room for new nukes, we need to get rid of the old ones. The best way to do this is to fire them at something. (Hello, there! They are designed to fly. I don't know why we would bother shipping them via truck cross country to some storage facility.)


With the information provided by Brother Doctor White, a case can be made to give President Trump the treat of a lifetime. He so very much wants to press the button, so let the man press the button!


We blow up that unholy nutsack moon, and all the Moonies and their nutty leader in North Korea will see that we really have the goods. They will no longer doubt that Trump can and will blow their country to little bitty pieces that might very well end up orbiting Neptune as a mini-moon.


The whole world will take notice and other countries will finally start paying America what it owes us for all the protection and stability that we provide.


I LOVE this idea. I'm sure no one has ever come up with any similar plan, and I am sure that nothing could possibly go wrong.


What do you think my Brothers and Sisters in Christ?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Dear LAWD this is worse than i thought.I did some research on this demonic moon. Did you know that a little research on this matter reveals that not only was the "planet" homosexual,but is also the supreme ruler of HELL! and that roman soldiers participated in homoerotic acts like it was a normal activity while praying to a plethora of Aegean deities disguising their names. Just like the pagan Greek god Hades is the same as Pluto! NASA is an evil Satan worshiping branch of the Illuminati that intentionally named these stars after demons in an act of trying to hypnotize Christians into becoming scientists,doctors,and other such occupations instead of being dutiful lambs of GOD. Beware of these deceitful people who claim that science and medicine will improve the world we live in but this is just as bad as kissing gays. Romans 1:22 Below is a picture of the demon Pluto and remember to teach your kids the right way by telling them earth is the only planet and that science is worshiping these glorified stars.And good luck.

• dubious image of man with cerberus exfoliated

Thank you for an interesting post. You suggested that our world is a planet. Alchemists hold that "planets" are in "orbit" around some other body which does not itself move. Are you claiming that our world is in motion?

[ManofGOD1576]

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Goodness,I must clarify,I do NOT believe that earth is in motion. The fact of the matter is that earth is GOD's special training ground for us humans to show our devotion and he set the rest of the galaxy in motion to test our faith.

As such the earth is the center of the universe because nothing of importance is out there waiting for us(besides space demons),so these space programs are bringing us nothing other than pain and wasting our money(money that could be used to build mega-churches that would actually help mankind).

[MitzaLizalor]

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What is: galaxy ..?

[ManofGOD1576]

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I believe scientists refer to the dead zone between Heaven,Earth,and Hell as galaxy but im not exactly sure.

[Basilissa]

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I believe scientists refer to the dead zone between Heaven,Earth,and Hell as galaxy but im not exactly sure.

The question is, who cares what scientists think?

We know that all science is evil:

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

In fact, we know that God hates smart people:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

Our goal as Christians is to be fools in the eyes of the world:
1 Corinthians 4:9-10
9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men.
10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.

In the end, we will be the one laughing at the real fools - who will be roasting in the deepest pits of :

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[MitzaLizalor]

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God is very clear about the region below the sky and explains it here:

GENESIS 1 .KJV . look up
6-8a God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven.

This in fact was one of the first things God created.

GENESIS 1 .KJV . look up
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

When we append other explanations or meld together cards from the false tradition of science, confusion arises where God intended clarity. Using the definition suggested in post #13 demonstrates that quite well, especially when reading Genesis 2:

GENESIS 2 .KJV . look up . more here
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

With the clarity of God's Word muddied in this way, the door is opened for additional error by suggesting that "heavens" indicates multiple such structures because if "heaven" contains an "atmosphere" then multiple heavens must contain multiple atmospheres. And that requires multiple earths. For example, reading a psalm one could imagine the false scientific model to be reflected, allowing numerous planets to be orbiting numerous stars with numerous atmospheres.

PSALM 115 .KJV . look up
16 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men.

That necessitates that our own world is "also" a planet which requires motion. And yet The Bible is very straightforward here, the earth is not in motion but established upon foundations to make sure that it cannot move, other than minor tremblings in situ when God oscillates the pillars supporting us and the wonderful world He made which, if indeed He did make it, He must know everything about and even if we allow that He may not know whether my great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter will pierce her ears or perhaps wear a bone through her nose (but I do not allow that) He would still know such a macro-detail as the foundations of His creation upon which her antics will be enacted.

ZECHARIAH 12 .KJV . look up
1 The burden of the word of the LORD for Israel, saith the LORD, which stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the earth, and formeth the spirit of man within him.

To me, that is self evident.