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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:04 PM

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you are very good at citating the bible.... but tell me racists.... do the holy book ever mention the baptists... also jesus was born i nazarat... he gonna look like a common buy from that area..... and we stick together because we know how to defend from the hating words of yours... leave the scandinavians and everybody els alone and we will leave you alone
my dear friend i couldn't agree more. let's go out plundering and pillaging tomorrow ^^



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my dear friend i couldn't agree more. let's go out plundering and pillaging tomorrow ^^



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:12 PM

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my dear friend i couldn't agree more. let's go out plundering and pillaging tomorrow ^^



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don't give them what they wan't but okay let's take a baptist church odin would like to help us, and what the heck if we die, damn i'm gonna go to valhalla and get drunk and hooked up... i love the asa believing so much easier than christianity... fight and win the right to come in heaven, sit on your ass and reading a book... for example the bible... and get to hell....
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:19 PM

YARRR


we'll burn and we'll plunder to sooth our desire

a baptist church we burn just to see the fire


we'll take your women your home and belongings

we will not leave anything behind
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:19 PM

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Also, I've never heard he got fired from the team, but it may have happened. Do you have a source on this?
But of course I do. I always have reliable sources to prove all my facts. In this case http://www.dailypeloton.com/displayarticle.asp?pk=11479: "Rasmussen fired by Rabobank" and also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rasmussen#2007: "fired by his team Rabobank".

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Sorry, where did you provide that link? I'd happily see what kind of "details" that make that translation correct.
In my first posting in this thread. I provided links to reliable sources for all my facts there.

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But still, if all gays did that, do you really honestly believe that a Christian country would allow that to happen?
No, which is one of the main reasons why God hates Denmark so much.

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And do you really honestly believe that the rest of the country wouldn't know about it?
The rest does know about this! Why do you think this thread got read 160,000 times?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:26 PM

my friend is the viking, the mercenary, the even christians have used, i am the guy next to him the other viking, the man there would give his live to the gods, in return of glory an victory, visit denmark my friends, i'll gladly welcome you myself..... cranky old man non of you facs about denmark is true, or allmost.. you where right about michael rasmussen.....
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:26 PM

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my friend is the viking, the mercenary, the even christians have used, i am the guy next to him the other viking, the man there would give his live to the gods, in return of glory an victory, visit denmark my friends, i'll gladly welcome you myself..... cranky old man non of you facs about denmark is true, or allmost.. you where right about michael rasmussen.....
Why would we want to visit your hellish excuse for a country?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:27 PM

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you where right about michael rasmussen.
Thank you for admitting that.


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Wink Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 09:51 PM

because dirk unlike americans we have good beer... and cranky old man you are welcomr, but don't get used to it.

like all danes i love my country. my coutry is my mother, she have raist me, to be just, to be a good person, do make love not war, but i am a viking thoug a traveller a trader, a warrior........ your god might hate me but he is afraid to of the norse gods (i believe that all gods exist and has there reagons of the world) to wipe us out. our gods is mercy full, the protect us, not killing us, and they aint making us believing in them if we don't wan't to.. unlike your god
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 11:13 PM

Okay Guys.. let me just clear up a couple of things for ya.

For the Vikings: In your little Viking faith (which of course does not really exist) you are aware that you will end up i Hel? (Hel is the place men end up if they die of old age or sickness.) And let's face it guys... you're not warriors and you will probably not die in battle. So there you go. Believing in either religion will send you straight to hell (or Hel if you will).

For the True Christians™: Don't mind the Vikings. They are a perfect example of retarded Denmarkians (just look at their english, for crying out loud). Most of us put our faith in Christ - but unfortunately "some" ruin it for the rest of us. I am not very pleased with that but I do, however, feel slightly sorry for them for being so... plain dumb.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 11:15 PM

god my friend is a kid with a ant farm he dosnt control at shit. we haver our religion you have your. the end.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-18-2010, 11:23 PM

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god my friend is a kid with a ant farm he dosnt control at shit. we haver our religion you have your. the end.
Can you rephrase that please? Why do you hate english so much?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-19-2010, 08:03 AM

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Okay Guys.. let me just clear up a couple of things for ya.

For the Vikings: In your little Viking faith (which of course does not really exist) you are aware that you will end up i Hel? (Hel is the place men end up if they die of old age or sickness.) And let's face it guys... you're not warriors and you will probably not die in battle. So there you go. Believing in either religion will send you straight to hell (or Hel if you will).
The belief in the Aesir has been kinda revised since the days of the vikings. (Seriously, that was a thousand years ago) The followers of the Aesir are a vast minority in Denmark.

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For the True Christians™: Don't mind the Vikings. They are a perfect example of retarded Denmarkians (just look at their english, for crying out loud). Most of us put our faith in Christ - but unfortunately "some" ruin it for the rest of us. I am not very pleased with that but I do, however, feel slightly sorry for them for being so... plain dumb.
Please don't call us retarded, if you don't even know what a person from Denmark is called. We're from the country Denmark, which means that we are Danes. Our first language is Danish, and English is only second our third, the reason for us to not speak it perfectly. I can guarantee you, that we try.
And please don't generalize. What do you know about Denmark, exactly? Have you ever been there?

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-19-2010, 11:55 PM

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[*]Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
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Could someone possibly explain to me how Legos corrupt people?
They are made to be small enough that a young child can easily insert them in their anus. Plus, they are made in rainbow colors, to promote gay pride.


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(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)
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Could someone possibly explain to me how Legos corrupt people?
Please see my response to this question, post # 914 of this thread topic.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-20-2010, 12:37 PM

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They are made to be small enough that a young child can easily insert them in their anus. Plus, they are made in rainbow colors, to promote gay pride.
I wouldn't say that's a valid reason, because...

Go out into nature and see the wonders God has created. Take a quick look at a single tree, or something else. Soon, you will realize that the nature that God has created for us, is actually full of things so small, that they can be inserted into anuses. Are you saying that God made them that tiny for the purpose of inserting them into anuses?

Also, every single color is found in God's nature. Yes. Every single one. Are you implying that God made nature to promote gay pride?

(Also, Lego was invented before the term "gay pride", as far as I know)

Lego bricks are small, colorful toys for children. Small, so that you can build something out of them, and it would still be a toy, not a real house or a real car. They are colorful, because it's more fun than to build models in colors, for example a blue car, a red house, a green tree, etc, than if all the bricks were the same color.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-20-2010, 12:43 PM

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Really? I just thought Danish people walked on all fours.
Considering the statements made in many places in this thread, I can't see if this is a joke or not...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-20-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by M. Larsen View Post
The belief in the Aesir has been kinda revised since the days of the vikings. (Seriously, that was a thousand years ago) The followers of the Aesir are a vast minority in Denmark.



Please don't call us retarded, if you don't even know what a person from Denmark is called. We're from the country Denmark, which means that we are Danes. Our first language is Danish, and English is only second our third, the reason for us to not speak it perfectly. I can guarantee you, that we try.
And please don't generalize. What do you know about Denmark, exactly? Have you ever been there?

(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)
I do know about the Aesir.

And as I am in fact a "Dane" myself, I do believe I know a thing or two about what it's like to be one. And yes, my second language is english too, but that does not mean i can't speak or write it properly.
But obviously you're the one talking to me like I'm a retard who doesn't know anything - because you can't tell I'm danish.
But yes.. I do believe that the vast majority of Denmark is completely and utterly retarded.

I don't understand why you're talking about dogs.

No wonder God hates us so much.


"To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8
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