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Poll: How Does Jesus Vote? -
09-19-2006, 05:21 PM
Every once in a while, I think it's a good idea to evaluate how our members are coming along with their salvations. And I do think it's important to establish the truth, from time to time. So please vote in our Godly poll and remember, Jesus is watching you.
Disclaimer: Your IP address and voting result may be viewed by members of our Godly Republican government. LBC assumes no responsibility for your privacy.
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09-19-2006, 05:28 PM
Mother Glendora, what a great poll indeed. That's how we can "eliminate" all non-Christian and non-republican from Landover's godly forum.
Keep the good work!
Your Andrew
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Excellent Poll Sister.
Very fair and properly conducted.
By the way Andrew, your closing should read: "Yours In Christ" .
Not "Your andrew".
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-19-2006, 05:39 PM
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Excellent Poll Sister.
Very fair and properly conducted.
By the way Andrew, your closing should read: "Yours In Christ" .
Not "Your andrew".
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I strongly apologize, sister Talitha.
John 14:20: At that day ye shall know that I [am] in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you.
John 15:5 I am the vine, ye [are] the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.
Yours in Him
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09-19-2006, 06:49 PM
Of course Jesus votes Republican, it is God's Own Party after all. He would never vote for a Demoncrat or some other unsaved piece of trash.
Yours in HIM,
Jesus is Lord
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-19-2006, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord
Of course Jesus votes Republican, it is God's Own Party after all. He would never vote for a Demoncrat or some other unsaved piece of trash.
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Very well put. Nor would Jesus ever vote for a Loonytarian, especially now that the Loonytarian Party where I live is working with the militant homers to give the special privilege of equality to sodomites who want to get "married."
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09-20-2006, 09:55 PM
Somehow it doesn't seem right. I can't picture Jesus standing in the voting booth, giving power to a mere mortal Episcopalian - even if it is one of the Bush'es.
Why would Jesus bother to vote for distribution of judiciary, legislative and executive power, when they already belong to Himself?
Isaiah 33:22 For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.
We don't need a tripartite government as long as we have our triune God.
James 4:12 There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-21-2006, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
Somehow it doesn't seem right. I can't picture Jesus standing in the voting booth, giving power to a mere mortal Episcopalian - even if it is one of the Bush'es.
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I know it's risky to disagree with such a learned man of God as Pastor Prune Danish, but God, being perfect, is also perfect at delegating, as good managers do:
Romans 13:1: Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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09-21-2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
Somehow it doesn't seem right. I can't picture Jesus standing in the voting booth, giving power to a mere mortal Episcopalian - even if it is one of the Bush'es.
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He doesn’t stand in a voting booth Brother; He remotely access your Diebold voting machine and acts your vote the way He wants it. PRAISE!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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09-21-2006, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
Somehow it doesn't seem right. I can't picture Jesus standing in the voting booth, giving power to a mere mortal Episcopalian - even if it is one of the Bush'es.
Why would Jesus bother to vote for distribution of judiciary, legislative and executive power, when they already belong to Himself?
Isaiah 33:22 For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.
We don't need a tripartite government as long as we have our triune God.
James 4:12 There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?
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Do I detect a bit of jealousy? You know how much we would welcome you here in God's favorite country. I am sorry you are not able to live on the same soil as our president/savior Bush, brother Prune.
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