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Default ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 10:30 AM

why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 10:36 AM

Friend, why is everything about "enjoying" with you?

Life is serious business, it's not about "having fun" or "hanging out", it's about getting right with God.

Besides, who are YOU to judge us?


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 05:14 PM

As Wide-Open says, "do you enjoy this?" is an entirely irrelevant question. Last night I got tired and then I went to bed and went to sleep. I can't say I particularly enjoyed it, it's just how I'm made. Women being subservient is no different. You might as well try and get them to rebel against their monthly curse and see if that stops them bleeding.

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Because we are?
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it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people.
Funny you should say that, since I've looked through Genesis again and again, and nowhere can I find the verse that states "And some broad made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind".
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All men. Not all people.
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if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life.
Friend, many of our culture's most important heroes are wife beaters.
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There are few things more pathetic than a liberal drip who believes that playing up his feminist "nice guy" credentials will somehow convince a nice Baptist lady in Iowa to abandon her Christian husband and fornicate with him. Nice try, friend. Why don't you try boosting your radical feminist credentials by snipping your scrotum off, I hear the ladies feel like they're really being respected when you do that?


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 05:28 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
Men who talk like this usually have ulterior motives. You won't be picking up any foolish women around here who are enchanted by your feminist viewpoints. We know where we stand: behind our husbands! Which is where Jesus tells us to stand!


Genesis 3:16 (King James Version) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


1 Peter 3:1-6 (King James Version) 1Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.


Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 05:39 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
Hello FMD,

You are entitled to your opinion and that is fine. BUT it would appear that you are an outsider looking in. As a True Christian™ female I can tell you that I feel 100% blessed to have had a Christian Daddy who spanked me when I needed it.

Proverbs 13:24 (King James Version)
24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.


Yes. Even as a spinster in my mid 40's Daddy still whacked me when I required it. I always understood fully why I was being disciplined and the relevant scripture that I had disobeyed.

And now I have met a True Christian™ man whom I am soon to marry. I pray that he loves me enough to chastise me as God demands.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version)
22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 06:12 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
If our men did not control us with a firm hand we would surely run a stray and lose our focus on the Lord! Us women can not control our lustful urges like a man can and that's why we need them to keep an eye and sometimes a hand on us!
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 06:19 PM

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If our men did not control us with a firm hand we would surely run a stray and lose our focus on the Lord! Us women can not control our lustful urges like a man can and that's why we need them to keep an eye and sometimes a hand on us!
Praise Jesus, a sensible female.
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If our men did not control us with a firm hand we would surely run a stray and lose our focus on the Lord! Us women can not control our lustful urges like a man can and that's why we need them to keep an eye and sometimes a hand on us!
Godly words. Women just can not comprehend how disgusting it is to a man to have a woman's slobbering, bloated body shoved in his face. I mean the human chest just wasn't meant to store fat. If wasn't for procreation no man would have anything to do with a woman.



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Godly words. Women just can not comprehend how disgusting it is to a man to have a woman's slobbering, bloated body shoved in his face. I mean the human chest just wasn't meant to store fat. If wasn't for procreation no man would have anything to do with a woman.
AMEN, Brother! I'm pretty sure the only men who obsess over women with huge chests are the guys who were weaned too soon and have Mommy issues.

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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 09:23 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
Oh this is funny coming from a liebral. Would you feel the same way about fat women? What about ugly women? No, when you say "women" you really mean only women who are worth while. Liebrals have made a woman only worthy if she can afford the surgery to be perfect.

A woman was made by God to be a helpmeet. Read Proverbs 31 about what a woman should be. Where in there does it say she must meet the liebral standards of beauty? Look at how the media portrays woman these days, it's disgusting. Give me the old image of a happy wife taking care of her family any day.

So tell me, how exactly would you treat your woman like a queen? Make her go to work? Dump her if she gains baby weight? Cheat on her? Then you wonder why so many women today have anxiety and depression? It's because they aren't living the way that they are supposed to.


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 09:47 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
Men are superior to us, why do you hate God? Yes I could leave my husband, but what for? To go live in abject poverty and lose my children to the liebral nannystate? No thank you!

And I really doubt that any liebral would "treat me like a queen". I see how the media portrays women. I see how the liebral men who come here talk about women, it's disgusting and crude.


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-13-2010, 10:18 PM

How would I know right from wrong if Pastor Zeke didn't give me a black eye every time I burned his dinner or spoke out of turn at Church?

When men discipline their women it is because they love them enough to correct them.

If I kept doing stupid things like not ironing his paper money right or not feeding the she bear in his basement I would go to HELL for not listening to him.

You don't want us women to all go to HELL do you? Women aren't smart enough to think for ourselves. That is why we need to Bible and a good man to teach us and show us the way.

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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-14-2010, 02:06 AM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you?
They do it because the Bible tells us that women are not to teach religious doctrine, so they can't go around telling each other how inferior they are, can they?

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Why would they want to be treated like homosexuals? I don't think the Ladies of Landover want to be stoned to death, do you? Anyway, there is a very big difference between a wife and a slave that you are ignoring. When a man marries, his bride's father pays him a dowry, whereas, when he takes a slavegirl, he pays the father.


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-14-2010, 02:27 AM

You are just raving on about a load of rubbish. Why would a True Christian husband abuse his wife.

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why do you let these men degrade you etc. etc. etc.
I've looked through the Scripture quoted, and would just add this one -> I PETER 3:7
When you say "degrade" I suppose you mean "think less of" and it is not a matter of thinking. God has told us this. Women are weak vessels. Thinking is what I do when I'm deciding whether to cook a pie using.. or to roast.. a leg of lamb. I am not married, so I don't have a man to tell me what to do. Sometimes I do stupid things. I am not designed to decide what to do, because I am "the weak vessel" and would you want to go on a train that had cardboard wheels? Or on one that had steel wheels? The cardboard wheels would break. You would get up to about 1 MPH and the wheels would come off!!!!!!!! The French have a train that goes 340 MPH, it holds the world train record. It has steel wheels. If i were married and my husband listened to me we would only do stupid things, because we would be trying to drive a train on weak, cardboard wheels. God designed us - if you saw a watch for sale, you might think "I wonder who made it?" or "is it battery or wind up?" and you would look at the instruction manual. We have an instruction manual, too. It is the King James Bible ©1611. It doesn't tell me if I should make a pie today, but it does tell me that I am inferior, weak, unclean, eager only to be a whore and through whom (if unbridled) abominations will pollute the earth. God tells us that so that we will be safe from becoming abominations.
REVELATION 17:4 And the woman was arayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold, and precious stone & pearles, hauing a golden cup in her hand, full of abominations and filthinesse of her fornication.
God didn't say that because it sounded nice, or "gender affirming" - it isn't It's awful! And I don't want to become like that. Without God's Perfect Love, I would become like that, and through such a debauched version of womanhood, all the world would be polluted. REVELATION 17:5. Because that is where the lie of female equality leads, we are given clear instructions in The Bible, from God. We don't "think" - it is so. Just like you don't "think" about whether it's day or night.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-15-2010, 07:59 AM

You people honestly think I created this post to get laid? GET REAL. I wouldn't touch any of the women on this forum so don't flatter yourselves. I just think you're all taking the bible way out of context. Women give us life, what could possibly be more precious than that? What about Mary, Ruth, and those women who nurtured Jesus when he was being crucified? Yeah, let's conveniently forget about them and beat our women. It's just wrong, and you know it is. Oh, and for the record I'm not a liberal, am an independent, I believe that being associated with a political party takes away your power to choose for yourself and you instead just vote for whatever your party believes in.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-15-2010, 08:25 AM

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You people honestly think I created this post to get laid? GET REAL. I wouldn't touch any of the women on this forum so don't flatter yourselves.
Oddly enough, I am both relieved and somewhat miffed that you find us unlovely. Are you one of those homosexuals?!

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Well, they didn't do a very good job of nurturing Him, seeing as He died. Hmm, perhaps being fussed over and smothered by busybody women was what finished Him off? But thankfully, He rose from the dead -- was brought back to life by His Father, i.e., Himself. There is a lesson here: it is men who give us life, not women. Praise!


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 09-15-2010, 07:34 PM

It's a great gift from God that men are here to help guide women. We're controlled by our emotions, men are logical and smart and always there to put us into perspective when we get hysterical.

If my daddy didn't lovingly discipline me I might have turned out to be a harlot like those girls that have babies from all different boys they're not married to when they're my age. That's what happens when girls are raised with no discipline.


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What about Mary, Ruth, and those women who nurtured Jesus when he was being crucified?
What about those intelligent decisions they made? Oh, wait, what about them. We're fine with women nurturing. I am 100% in favour of women's rights, as long as we're talking about a woman's right to give birth, to mop the floors or to make me a steak. We just don't believe they should have authority, any more than the women who nurtured Jesus when he was being crucified had authority. You see?


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 12-15-2013, 12:06 AM

You fail to understand the true joy when your husband, or, as in my case, parents, enjoy your cooking. Cleaning house and being a proper wife is something one wants to do for the people they love, especially one's husband. I have yet to experience the pure joy of maintaining a home for a husband, but I hope that I will not have long to wait!
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