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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 09-04-2011, 03:24 AM
So Rev. Jim, I don't know you too well....and it's been a few weeks since anyone's posted here....so how's the divorce coming? Have you seen Leanne lately?

And by the way, I find it so ironic that my ex boyfriend was named Liam and was a drunk too. Hmm....just thought I might add that.

Well Jim, you'll find the right woman one day. She's out there somewhere.
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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 03:36 PM
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I got up so hwat youre going to do about it youre not here youre not my boss.....ONLY GOD IS MY BOSS! I ONLY SERVE GODD.

IM done witht heh bottle now. WHOLE BOTTLEO all gone down the pipe wooooopie. I HATE MY EX WIFE SO MUCH I hsould have killed her i swear i couldve cut her breaks or put rit posion in her ucoffee. SHE BROKE MY HEART I SHOULD BREAK HER NECK!!!!!!!

i put so much loe into the relationship and she hdsdt o trat me like this????? KESUS IS THIS A TEST? Am I gootd Christian?????? What is theis to be lie JOB IN THE OLD TESTAMENT...yes rev jim martyr

BOOHOOO SAD PITY SOB STORY. Burn in hell leanae ou duirty whore you wont get my money my money is for me only
Did you beat her up and paddle her on the day of your divorce??
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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 03:50 PM
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Did you beat her up and paddle her on the day of your divorce??
OK enough is enough. Why are you here with your fetish of spanking and wanting to hear spanking stories? Is it some sort of sexual thing?


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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 04:32 PM
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OK enough is enough. Why are you here with your fetish of spanking and wanting to hear spanking stories? Is it some sort of sexual thing?
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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 04:47 PM
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Nah, did you know that an atom contains protons, neutrons and electrons. Oh and Stephen Hawking has been voted the smartest man in the world. Isn't that Wizard??
What about ions that are charged particles. Do you believe that the transfer of electrons in the great hadron collider has finally proved einsteins theory of relativity wrong and in fact proved stephen hawkings theory?
Can you explain what any of the details of God's astoundingly complex creation have to do with Jim Osborne's divorce?

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 04:48 PM
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Nah, did you know that an atom contains protons, neutrons and electrons. Oh and Stephen Hawking has been voted the smartest man in the world. Isn't that Wizard??
What about ions that are charged particles. Do you believe that the transfer of electrons in the great hadron collider has finally proved einsteins theory of relativity wrong and in fact proved stephen hawkings theory?
How could a drooling retard be the smartest person in the world? That's ridiculous!



Must've been a bunch of retards voting.

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch t - 12-22-2011, 07:02 PM
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Nah, did you know that an atom contains protons, neutrons and electrons. Oh and Stephen Hawking has been voted the smartest man in the world. Isn't that Wizard??
What about ions that are charged particles. Do you believe that the transfer of electrons in the great hadron collider has finally proved einsteins theory of relativity wrong and in fact proved stephen hawkings theory?
I don't get all this fuss about the large hardon colliderscope. NOTHING can go faster than light because light is instant, it doesn't travel.

Genesis 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Not 'God said let there be light and it turned up a few million years later.'

All those wasted millions of euros that could have been spent on something more positive like Bibles for starving Africans.

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 12-23-2011, 04:57 AM
How DARE this wizard besmirch the sanctity of Rev. Jim's Fifth divorce!?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 12-24-2011, 06:36 PM
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How DARE this wizard besmirch the sanctity of Rev. Jim's Fifth divorce!?
You know how those "wizards" are, Zeke. They can't get gay-'married', so they want to destroy the sanctity of real marriages.

Is this him?



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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 12-27-2011, 12:24 AM
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You know how those "wizards" are, Zeke. They can't get gay-'married', so they want to destroy the sanctity of real marriages.

Is this him?



Speaking of which, where is the 'limp-wristed Hellbound sodomite' emoticon?
That definitely looks like a wizard to me. Here in England we have many of them living in trailers scattered around the country and in a five mile radius of one there is depravity and despair.
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You know how those "wizards" are, Zeke. They can't get gay-'married', so they want to destroy the sanctity of real marriages.

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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-23-2012, 07:57 PM
I feel like if your on your 5th divorce maybe it could have been your fault on some of these.... -__-
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Default Re: CELEBRATION! The divorce of my Fifth Wife went thru! Scotch time! - 02-23-2012, 08:16 PM
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Suppose to work you mean? Im just saying I dont think you can only blame it on the wife...
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What????? Rev. Jim is a True Christian™ and a Senior Pastor.

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