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Default My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 02:04 PM
My name is Curtis Grice,My favorite verse is John 3;16, I was being robbed, and I prayed to GOD to be spared and the bullet miss My heart by an inch.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 02:08 PM
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My name is Curtis Grice,My favorite verse is John 3;16, I was being robbed, and I prayed to GOD to be spared and the bullet miss My heart by an inch.
Welcome, friend.

What did you do to make God so angry that he sent an angry nigra buck to shoot at you with a stolen gun?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 02:26 PM
Nothing I was in the wrong place at the wrong time i was working and he broke in
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 03:19 PM
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Not true, dear. You weren't doing "nothing" to bring upon yourself the wrath of God Almighty Himself. The Bible says that in our natural, sinful state we are enemies of God (Romans 5:10). Unless you have confessed your sins and accepted Christ as your Savior (Romans 10:9), you cannot be born again (John 3:7). Unless you are cleansed by the temporary sacrifice to satisfy a Divine Bloodlust (Romans 5:9), you are an enemy to the LORD.

But there is good news! He will accept you if accept Jesus, because then He won't see you but the Perfect Son instead (Ephesians 2:13; Hebrews 8:12)! When you are in Christ, God sees Christ’s righteousness covering us. Only "in Christ" is our sin debt cancelled, our relationship with God restored, and our eternity secured (John 3:18; 20:31). In this way, it's like He sees a mask of Himself imposed onto your face, and how can God not Love Himself with a Perfect Love!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 05:12 PM
I have been saved I accepted Jesus 4 years ago
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 05:13 PM
You don't act like a person who has been truly saved.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-23-2014, 06:34 PM
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I have been saved I accepted Jesus 4 years ago
And yet you doubt God's hand in your every misfortune?


Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-25-2014, 03:53 PM
Im tought God doesnt cause Misfortune's he saves you in your time of need
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-25-2014, 04:06 PM
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Im tought God doesnt cause Misfortune's he saves you in your time of need
You were taught incorrectly, dear. This is why you shouldn't rely on what your dear Sunday School teachers said lo those many years ago. You should instead read the Holy Bible for yourself and see what the Lord Almighty Himself says:

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil:
I the LORD do all these things.
Isaiah 45:7

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Nothing I was in the wrong place at the wrong time i was working and he broke in
Wrong place at the wrong time? So things "just" happen? You sound like an atheist, friend. It's non-believers who say things like this.



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Matthew 10:29: Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father.

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You were not in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was all ordered by the Lord.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-25-2014, 10:58 PM
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Berry Chapel Baptist Church in Charlotte N.C.
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My name is Curtis Grice,My favorite verse is John 3;16, I was being robbed, and I prayed to GOD to be spared and the bullet miss My heart by an inch.
I see improper punctuation, run on sentence, no "ed" and poor usage. Most telling of all: Gratuitous capitalization.

The signs are all in place, Curtis.

Are you a Nigerian?

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Hello Curt,

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

Living in some place known as the Queen's City is a pretty could reason to incur God's ire. This could be a warning to get clear of all those queens...

Why don't you ask God to forgive you for interdangling with the sodomsexuals and move to Mt. Pilot?

1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Praise Jesus!

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-26-2014, 02:36 AM
I don't talk to anyone here, just My family and trusted straight friends, and that's three or four people. I don't drink, I don't smoke, drugs are hated by the Lord; so I won't touch them. I carry my KJV Bible everywhere I go.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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That is well advised in such a cesspool. But maybe you should arm yourself considering what happened...

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Regardless, I have been to Charlotte many times.

The last time was a full retreat from the Godless renaissance fair in Concord. What a time! Only a bunch of imbeciles would reject God's plan of Salvation for a bunch of authentic kings, tranny queens, and fat harlots showing throwing their bosoms in everyone's faces.

Hallalujah!

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

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Default Re: My introduction. - 04-26-2014, 03:17 AM
I too have been to Charlotte many times.

It was once a godly city, though it has fallen into sin. There are still many Christian churches in the area as proof of the virtue of the former inhabitants, but they are now poorly attended.

I believe that the cause of the decline of that area has been understood for some time. It is a known fact that the righteous and upright went on over the mountains, thence to Alabama and thence to Texas. Only the spiritually weak were left behind. They have mostly, in their turn, died out. Now only godless wretches remain. Most of them are the descendants of godless Yankees who came south to steal everything they could gather.

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