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Default Re: New Christian - 04-11-2014, 02:42 PM

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Please do not anger our brethren by treating us as some kind of faggy guys who can be flattered by soft words into sweaty anal coupling.
Zach is not a faggy guy,
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Please do not anger our brethren by treating us as some kind of faggy guys who can be flattered by soft words into sweaty anal coupling.

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


I can only assume this is a misunderstanding on your part, not yet being used to how strongly a True Christian™ views his heterosexual duty to impregnate his wife no matter what. You can't be a queer if you have such a strong calling from the Lord.

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Cover to cover will do. Only then will you see how real God actually is and what it is He wants from us. Nobody can read this and be unclear about God and if it is right to worship Him truly.
I was wondering, how can you be a Redeemed Papist, if you are Redeemed?
You would no longer be a Papist. You would just be Redeemed.
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I was wondering, how can you be a Redeemed Papist, if you are Redeemed?
You would no longer be a Papist. You would just be Redeemed.
How do you not understand past participle? Would you understand what ex gay means?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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How do you not understand past participle? Would you understand what ex gay means?

YIC
I suppose, I got the notion in my head, when I read this.

2 Corinthians 5:17
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Default Re: New Christian - 04-11-2014, 06:16 PM

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You have a lot of work to do so you better get started.
Yes I do!
John 14:12


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I was wondering, how can you be a Redeemed Papist, if you are Redeemed?
You would no longer be a Papist. You would just be Redeemed.
I am proud of the turning of my back on idolatry for Jesus. I hope to be an example to all Catholics that you don't need to go into Hell with the frock-wearing child fondlers but can be with Jesus in Heaven.

I'm beginning to wonder if you appreciate the gulf between the evils of Catholicism and Christianity, potential friend.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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I'm beginning to wonder if you appreciate the gulf between the evils of Catholicism and Christianity, potential friend.
One is hell and the other is heaven.


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I believe that Brother Robert has seen the light, and has turned the corner!
Glory!
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Default Re: New Christian - 04-12-2014, 01:00 AM

Brother, you still haven't told much about yourself. And you haven't told us your sins. Ypu haven't been saved yet, so you must confess your sins. We are very open and supportive, you have nothing to fear.


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Default Re: New Christian - 04-12-2014, 02:42 AM

Brother Robert,

I am encouraged by your continued growth in the Word. God wants us to wean ourselves from the milk - the baby food that we imbibe when we first come to Him. Eventually, He wants us to chew on the Word, biting off the bits and pieces until we have ingested it entirely - hence the encouragement of the brothers and sisters here to read the Word from Genesis to Revelation.

Isaiah 11:8 And the sucking childe shall play on the hole of the aspe, and the weaned childe shall put his hand on the cockatrice denne.

As a new Christian, you are still sucking aspe hole instead of later on when you'll be able to put your hand on the den of the cockatrice.

Dig deep, son. Continue to suckle at the teat of the Word! God understands, as did the author of 1 Corinthians:

1 Corinthians 3:2 I haue fed you with milke, and not with meate: for hitherto yee were not able to beare it, neither yet now are ye able.

I suspect that very soon, you will be able to handle the meat of Jesus: His teachings that will nourish your soul beyond anything you imagined. We men are charged with being true Soldiers for Christ. Have you ever seen a soldier with nothing but milk for rations? Neither will you see a man engaged in spiritual warfare without showing His meat - the sturdy, strong rations that send satans minions to the fiery pits. Hallelujah, son.

In Hebrews, you'll find this comforting verse:

Hebrews 5:13 For euery one that vseth milke, is vnskilful in the word of righteousnes: for he is a babe.

Why comforting? Because it is where all of us began. Even Pastor Ezekiel was once a babe, sucking and sucking and sucking, all the while growing in the knowledge of our precious Savior. Now, you find Ezekiel on his knees, reaching his hand up for the meat. No longer will the milk bring his soul satisfaction - only the meat - which he then spreads to us all. I praise GOD that I found this forum so that I too can have the meat that comes from Pastor Ezekiel. Glory to our Father above.

I have no doubts that the good brothers and sisters here will provide you with the nourishment your soul needs as a new Christian. Have faith: you must be simple to believe in the Bible - but as you grow in grace and knowledge, you begin to see just what it TRULY means to accept the Word as your guidebook. My prayers are with you, brother.

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Brother, you still haven't told much about yourself. And you haven't told us your sins. Ypu haven't been saved yet, so you must confess your sins. We are very open and supportive, you have nothing to fear.
All my sins have been blotted out by the blood of my Redeemer.
God remembers my sins no more. Neither do I.

But I will confess to you my new life.

I confess
and believe
with all my heart,
mind,
soul
and strength,
that Jesus art the Christ
the Son of the Living God
as it is written
in the
Holy
King James
Bible.

Matthew, Chapter 16

13:When Jesus came into the coasts
of Caesarea Philippi, he asked his disciples,
saying, Whom do men say that I the Son of man am?
14:And they said, Some say that thou art
John the Baptist: some, Elias; and others, Jeremias,
or one of the prophets.
15:He saith unto them,
But whom say ye that I am?
16:And Simon Peter answered and said,
Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.
17:And Jesus answered and said unto him,
Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona:
for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee,
but my Father which is in heaven.

I confess I am
a son of God
as it is written
in the
Holy
King James
Bible.

John, Chapter 1
12:But as many as received him,
to them gave he power
to become the sons of God,
even to them that believe on his name:
13:Which were born, not of blood,
nor of the will of the flesh,
nor of the will of man, but of God.


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Default Re: New Christian - 04-13-2014, 10:56 AM

Who started that lie "Jesus is an angel".

If Jesus is an angel as they believe.

Then God who is the Father,

would have to be an Angel.

God is not an angel!


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Default Re: New Christian - 04-14-2014, 04:46 PM

Here I will teach you the difference between Jesus and God.
By using the scriptures from the Bible.

Matthew, Chapter 26

39: And he went a little farther, and fell on his face,
and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt.

42: He went away again the second time, and prayed,
saying, O my Father, if this cup may not pass away from me,
except I drink it, thy will be done.

THEY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN WILL.

More UNDENIABLE ABSOLUTE PROOF...from the SCRIPTURES...
that God is not Jesus and Jesus is not God.

John
1:In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.

The WORD is The SPIRIT of LIFE.

Jesus is The LIGHT.

The LIGHT came from The WORD.


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...More UNDENIABLE ABSOLUTE PROOF...from the SCRIPTURES...
that God is not Jesus and Jesus is not God...
And HERE'S MORE ... from the SCRIPTURES ... that SAYS the EXACT OPPOSITE:

John 10:30 "I and my Father are one."

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And HERE'S MORE ... from the SCRIPTURES ... that SAYS the EXACT OPPOSITE:

John 10:30 "I and my Father are one."
John 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.


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Default Re: New Christian - 04-14-2014, 05:32 PM

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[B]Who started that lie "Jesus is an angel".
I don't know. Mormons? I've never heard this, it sounds silly to me.

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Here I will teach you the difference between Jesus and God.
By using the scriptures from the Bible...
And yet are the same, proving once again only an infinitely powerful God could be both the same, and different, and yet not different, and yet not exactly the same!

As you no doubt recall, Isaiah 9:6 tells us that the Son was given and the Child was born. Jesus was always part of the Triune Godhood, along with the Holy Spirit. The Trinity has always existed, God-the-Father, God-the-Son, God-the-Holy Spirit, not three gods, but one God existing as three persons. Jesus taught that He and His Father are one (John 10:30), and we know God-the-Son wouldn't lie about this because God-the-Father is trustworthy. He tells us to trust Him, so He must be (Psalm 62:8).

When God-the-Father took on the form of God-the-Son, He gave up His Heavenly Glory to become a servant (Philippians 2:5-11). As God-the-Son, He had to learn obedience to Himself / God-the-Father (Hebrews 5:8). We know of course that He was tempted by Satan, accused falsely by men, rejected by His people, and eventually crucified, even though He as God-the-Father knew in advance what to expect, as well as the eventual outcome. God-the-Son praying to Himself as God-the-Father showed His dependence upon Himself in His humanity to carry out His plan of redemption, as evidenced in His high priestly prayer in John 17. His praying demonstrated that He ultimately submitted to His will, which was to go to the cross and pay the penalty (death) for our breaking God's law (Matthew 26:31-46). See? They are still One.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I don't know. Mormons? I've never heard this, it sounds silly to me.



And yet are the same, proving once again only an infinitely powerful God could be both the same, and different, and yet not different, and yet not exactly the same!

As you no doubt recall, Isaiah 9:6 tells us that the Son was given and the Child was born. Jesus was always part of the Triune Godhood, along with the Holy Spirit. The Trinity has always existed, God-the-Father, God-the-Son, God-the-Holy Spirit, not three gods, but one God existing as three persons. Jesus taught that He and His Father are one (John 10:30), and we know God-the-Son wouldn't lie about this because God-the-Father is trustworthy. He tells us to trust Him, so He must be (Psalm 62:8).

When God-the-Father took on the form of God-the-Son, He gave up His Heavenly Glory to become a servant (Philippians 2:5-11). As God-the-Son, He had to learn obedience to Himself / God-the-Father (Hebrews 5:8). We know of course that He was tempted by Satan, accused falsely by men, rejected by His people, and eventually crucified, even though He as God-the-Father knew in advance what to expect, as well as the eventual outcome. God-the-Son praying to Himself as God-the-Father showed His dependence upon Himself in His humanity to carry out His plan of redemption, as evidenced in His high priestly prayer in John 17. His praying demonstrated that He ultimately submitted to His will, which was to go to the cross and pay the penalty (death) for our breaking God's law (Matthew 26:31-46). See? They are still One.

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Are you afraid I used the Girly-Princess-Doesn't-Really-Count Bible?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Are you afraid I used the Girly-Princess-Doesn't-Really-Count Bible?

Say on, I would like to know what you have to say to me about it.


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Default Re: New Christian - 04-14-2014, 06:20 PM

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Scripture tells us that the Word is God and that the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost are one:

[John 1:1 KJV] 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

[1 John 5:7 KJV] 7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.


And who is the Word? That's right: The Word is Jesus Christ:

[John 1:14-17 KJV] 14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. 15 John bare witness of him, and cried, saying, This was he of whom I spake, He that cometh after me is preferred before me: for he was before me. 16 And of his fulness have all we received, and grace for grace. 17 For the law was given by Moses, [but] grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.

So the Bible confirms that Jesus is God and is one with the Father. Since we don't believe in cherry-picking and twisting verses to make the Bible sound internally contradictory, something that God's Word just cannot be, it's obvious that the verses that you have cited need to be read consistently with those that we True Christians™ have cited.


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