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Default Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:00 PM

Hey how is everyone? I am a full time student, a mother, and a wife. I'm sure this will be interesting. I don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
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Default Re: Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:03 PM

I'm blessed, thank you for asking!

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Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:07 PM

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I don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
This is not surprising. Welcome to Gods Favourite Forum. Here you can meet good True Christians™ and learn what the Bible wants of you. There is a forum for you to cluck along with other Woman and many threads in there to teach you how to please your Husband and raise Gods little soldiers.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do. I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.

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Default Re: Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:10 PM

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Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.
I'm quite fulfilled, thanks for the concern though. My little one gets quite a lot of attention. My husbands disabled, so he gets all of his attention and most of mine. Really the only thing I would need more time for is my art work.
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Default Re: Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:12 PM

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I'm quite fulfilled, thanks for the concern though. My little one gets quite a lot of attention. My husbands disabled, so he gets all of his attention and most of mine. Really the only thing I would need more time for is my art work.
Goodness, whatever did your husband do to anger Jesus that He would smite your rebellious husband with a disability?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi All - 11-30-2015, 11:15 PM

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This is not surprising. Welcome to Gods Favourite Forum. Here you can meet good True Christians™ and learn what the Bible wants of you. There is a forum for you to cluck along with other Woman and many threads in there to teach you how to please your Husband and raise Gods little soldiers.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do. I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.

Brother BAW
And thank you to. I'm pretty sure that I can please my husband and our little one is doing quite well. He's just past 2 and is already starting to sing his ABC's and count. As you can see, I'm not generally good at going where I'm supposed to.
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And thank you to. I'm pretty sure that I can please my husband and our little one is doing quite well. He's just past 2 and is already starting to sing his ABC's and count. As you can see, I'm not generally good at going where I'm supposed to.
Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment. As for your child, some kids are late bloomers so don't worry too much but if he hits 3 and cant write a comprehensible paragraph, perhaps panic a little. Maybe Sister Mary can assist you there. "Going where you are supposed to" isn't a choice, it is a requirement. As to your politeness, you seem able. Thank you.

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Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment.
Well, it could also be that it was his parents or grandparents or great grandparents who displeased God (Exodus 20:5).

Hi, Locus! A cautious to our Godly Forum!

I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:

1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."

I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 12:07 AM

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You mentioned that your husband is disabled. Maybe your husband is disabled because you're going to school and not being a good house wife?


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Well, it could also be that it was his parents or grandparents or great grandparents who displeased God (Exodus 20:5).

Hi, Locus! A cautious to our Godly Forum!

I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:

1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."

I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.
Hi,
You have me there. I sort of flunked Latin. I can contextually read/understand it, but I can't speak or read it. I'm a woman, I know there's not much I can say online to prove it 100%, and pictures aren't all that reliable. I used the name only because I like it, that's all. You can call me Karen if you would rather, and yes that's my given name.
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Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment. As for your child, some kids are late bloomers so don't worry too much but if he hits 3 and cant write a comprehensible paragraph, perhaps panic a little. Maybe Sister Mary can assist you there. "Going where you are supposed to" isn't a choice, it is a requirement. As to your politeness, you seem able. Thank you.

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So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
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You mentioned that your husband is disabled. Maybe your husband is disabled because you're going to school and not being a good house wife?
He was disabled before that, thanks.
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So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
Dear, whatever reason God had to give you this experience, that was His Will and you should be thankful.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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Dear, whatever reason God had to give you this experience, that was His Will and you should be thankful.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
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I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
I don't remember a minimum age for marriage in the Bible. Do you?

On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:

Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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I don't remember a minimum age for marriage in the Bible. Do you?

On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:

Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself, have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 12:53 AM

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I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
The Bible does not set age limits on the ages between two partners. While there are some rights girls can expect, according to Jesus (Deuteronomy 21:10-14), age is not one of them.

I hope that helps.


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 12:56 AM

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Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself,
Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."

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have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!

Job 1:8-12
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

Job 2:3-6
3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 12:58 AM

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Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."

You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!

Job 1:8-12
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

Job 2:3-6
3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
No I didn't take the money, that would have been stealing. I was in elementary school at the time.
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 03:12 AM

So you're the one with the crippled husband? Did you know that God hates crippleds?

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Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

So who is the father of your kids?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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