The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:00 PM
Hey how is everyone? I am a full time student, a mother, and a wife. I'm sure this will be interesting. I don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:03 PM
I'm blessed, thank you for asking!
\0/
Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
Guarding his purity against all comers
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,239
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: OzTrailer
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
I don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
|
This is not surprising. Welcome to Gods Favourite Forum. Here you can meet good True Christians™ and learn what the Bible wants of you. There is a forum for you to cluck along with other Woman and many threads in there to teach you how to please your Husband and raise Gods little soldiers.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do. I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.
Brother BAW
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm blessed, thank you for asking!
\0/
Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.
|
I'm quite fulfilled, thanks for the concern though. My little one gets quite a lot of attention. My husbands disabled, so he gets all of his attention and most of mine. Really the only thing I would need more time for is my art work.
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
I'm quite fulfilled, thanks for the concern though. My little one gets quite a lot of attention. My husbands disabled, so he gets all of his attention and most of mine. Really the only thing I would need more time for is my art work.
|
Goodness, whatever did your husband do to anger Jesus that He would smite your rebellious husband with a disability?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
This is not surprising. Welcome to Gods Favourite Forum. Here you can meet good True Christians™ and learn what the Bible wants of you. There is a forum for you to cluck along with other Woman and many threads in there to teach you how to please your Husband and raise Gods little soldiers.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do. I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.
Brother BAW
|
And thank you to. I'm pretty sure that I can please my husband and our little one is doing quite well. He's just past 2 and is already starting to sing his ABC's and count. As you can see, I'm not generally good at going where I'm supposed to.
|
|
Guarding his purity against all comers
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,239
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: OzTrailer
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
And thank you to. I'm pretty sure that I can please my husband and our little one is doing quite well. He's just past 2 and is already starting to sing his ABC's and count. As you can see, I'm not generally good at going where I'm supposed to.
|
Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment. As for your child, some kids are late bloomers so don't worry too much but if he hits 3 and cant write a comprehensible paragraph, perhaps panic a little. Maybe Sister Mary can assist you there. "Going where you are supposed to" isn't a choice, it is a requirement. As to your politeness, you seem able. Thank you.
Brother BAW.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi All -
11-30-2015, 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment.
|
Well, it could also be that it was his parents or grandparents or great grandparents who displeased God (Exodus 20:5).
Hi, Locus! A cautious to our Godly Forum!
I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:
1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."
I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 47
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: OKLAHOMAAAA!!!
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:07 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forums!
You mentioned that your husband is disabled. Maybe your husband is disabled because you're going to school and not being a good house wife?
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
Well, it could also be that it was his parents or grandparents or great grandparents who displeased God (Exodus 20:5).
Hi, Locus! A cautious to our Godly Forum!
I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:
1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."
I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.
|
Hi,
You have me there. I sort of flunked Latin. I can contextually read/understand it, but I can't speak or read it. I'm a woman, I know there's not much I can say online to prove it 100%, and pictures aren't all that reliable. I used the name only because I like it, that's all. You can call me Karen if you would rather, and yes that's my given name.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
Well you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment. As for your child, some kids are late bloomers so don't worry too much but if he hits 3 and cant write a comprehensible paragraph, perhaps panic a little. Maybe Sister Mary can assist you there. "Going where you are supposed to" isn't a choice, it is a requirement. As to your politeness, you seem able. Thank you.
Brother BAW.
|
So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Whitlock
Welcome to God's favorite forums!
You mentioned that your husband is disabled. Maybe your husband is disabled because you're going to school and not being a good house wife?
|
He was disabled before that, thanks.
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
|
Dear, whatever reason God had to give you this experience, that was His Will and you should be thankful.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear, whatever reason God had to give you this experience, that was His Will and you should be thankful.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
|
I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
|
I don't remember a minimum age for marriage in the Bible. Do you?
On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:
Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
I don't remember a minimum age for marriage in the Bible. Do you?
On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:
Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
|
Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself, have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
|
The Bible does not set age limits on the ages between two partners. While there are some rights girls can expect, according to Jesus (Deuteronomy 21:10-14), age is not one of them.
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LocusSolace
Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself,
|
Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."
Quote:
have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
|
You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!
Job 1:8-12
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.
Job 2:3-6
3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
|
Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
|
|
Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."
You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!
Job 1:8-12
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.
Job 2:3-6
3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
|
No I didn't take the money, that would have been stealing. I was in elementary school at the time.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Hi All -
12-01-2015, 03:12 AM
So you're the one with the crippled husband? Did you know that God hates crippleds?
Quote:
Lev.21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
|
So who is the father of your kids?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|