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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-20-2015, 08:48 PM
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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
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It's perverted because it pervert's God's Holy Design for your genitalia. For whatever reason (which is beyond our understanding and none of our business anyway), God decided that procreation would take place in a dark, sweaty, grunty manner, for His Glory. To deny your genitalia's life-long destiny to provide souls to populate either Heaven or Hell, is to pervert their purpose. Also, to suggest that playing minecraft or studying for school is more important than a 9 month long uterine work-out is just insulting. The LORD didn't go to all the trouble to make our naughty bits just to be ignored and replaced with fun or education.
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-20-2015, 09:45 PM
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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
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Are you saying that God was lying?
Genesis 3
16c thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
KJV .. context I have already posted His commandment to multiply. That cannot happen when people have "orientations" towards plants or zebras or even nothing at all !! Such individuals place themselves outside of God's Plan and therefore outside Salvation.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-20-2015, 09:54 PM
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...also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted...
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Yes, it can, once one learns what "pervert" actually means in the English language.
Hint: "pervert" as a noun and "pervert" as a verb have quite different meanings, and "perverted" is, as an adjective, derived from the verb and not the noun (despite so many people misusing both due to their ignorance).
Just in case you don't have a dictionary (or Google) handy:
pervert
verb (transitive) ( pəˈvɜːt)
1. to use wrongly or badly
2. to interpret wrongly or badly; distort
3. to lead into deviant or perverted beliefs or behaviour; corrupt
4. to debase
noun (ˈpɜːvɜːt)
5. a person who practises sexual perversion (note: this usage has only been around for little more than a century)
Read this, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_negative
Now, a question for you: why does it seem that every "asexual" who visits Landover has a different definition of "asexual"?
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 11:25 AM
i believe you are misunderstood. asexuals can still have sex and still enjoy it. we can also still have children. the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner. some asexuals dont like sex and some do. some want children and some dont. just because you enjoy it does not mean you are not asexual. if you do not feel a sexual attraction then you are asexual.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 11:29 AM
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the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner.
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This is because as an atheist you cannot possibly know love without Jesus.
1 Corinthians 16:22 If any man love not the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be Anathema Maranatha.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 11:45 AM
and the reason why different people have different definitions is they are stating what applies to them. they may feel sexual attraction but rarely or not at all or only when an emotional bond is formed.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 01:38 PM
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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
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I too, feel utterly repulsed by sex. Every ten months I have to mount my wife for five minutes to provide her with the seed as God Commands so she, as a female, can have value and produce a Christian Soldier.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 03:34 PM
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i believe you are misunderstood. asexuals can still have sex and still enjoy it. we can also still have children. the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner. some asexuals dont like sex and some do. some want children and some dont. just because you enjoy it does not mean you are not asexual. if you do not feel a sexual attraction then you are asexual.
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What sort of drivel is that? Are you some sort of emo?
some emos
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 04:03 PM
Asexuals are disgusting, just as bad as homosexuals, and bestiality, and necrophiliacs,
they are evil and need Christ, they should be jailed for these perverted acts.
They are bad just like evil mooslimbs . They should be whipped.
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02-21-2015, 04:08 PM
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What sort of drivel is that? Are you some sort of emo?
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Eww, those emos are disgusting, they need mental help.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 04:09 PM
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Asexuals are disgusting, just as bad as homosexuals, and bestiality, and necrophiliacs,
they are evil and need Christ, they should be jailed for these perverted acts.
They are bad just like evil mooslimbs . They should be whipped.
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You do not seem to have posted an introduction.
Please include Scripture for the punishments you've posted.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 04:40 PM
If asexuality does indeed exist, I believe that it is a good thing because the people who are affected by it will be able to follow 1 Corinthians 6:18. No urges mean no fornication or unnatural acts. And if a married person is asexual, they won't get any pleasure out of the filthy act of procreation, which is just as good. There's also the added bonus that if both members of a married couple are asexual (if it indeed exists), then the act of procreation will be nothing more than the pleasureless necessity that God wants it to be.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 05:49 PM
asexuality is not wrong. some people just do not see others in a sexual way
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 06:41 PM
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and the reason why different people have different definitions is they are stating what applies to them...
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If a word is allowed to have different meanings depending upon whom you're talking to, then it loses all meaning.
And frankly, here, it's moot. Right/wrong by modern moral standards doesn't matter. God hates them according to the Bible, and that's what's under discussion here.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 07:50 PM
I cannot see why there is any real dispute over the question as to whether God hates the asexual.
1. We are instructed to go forth and multiply and doing that without a wife requires a miracle of Biblical proportions.
2. We know that Satan is in charge of the catlick Church.
3. We know that all catlick priests are supposed to be 'asexual'.
4. We know that all catlick priests lust after fresh young choir boys
5. We can conclude that
The asexual is
(a) disobeying God,
(b) is serving Satan, and
(c ) is a pedophile homer.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
02-21-2015, 10:29 PM
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asexuality is not wrong. some people just do not see others in a sexual way
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Friend, while I can appreciate (as does God) what you think, it is not worth a Pillar of Salt when Judgment day comes. Only what God has told us to di is what we should do. We should always consider our options as there is always room in Hell for sinners like you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
04-04-2015, 10:20 PM
Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
04-04-2015, 10:34 PM
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Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? * * * I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.
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Dear friend:
Obviously, God wasn't too busy being God to rain brimstone and fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah, so your argument is self-defeating.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
04-04-2015, 11:21 PM
you people are despicable.
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Re: God Hates Asexuals -
04-04-2015, 11:31 PM
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Are you actually kidding me?
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Yep, you saw right through us, well done! We were all having a meeting at Church wondering we could all band together and play a super awesome joke on you personally even though we hadn't even met you yet.
^^^ This is sarcasm
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Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people?
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Does being with Heaven with us Christians sound like torture to you? Because that is what we are trying to achieve.
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Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you?
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Most religious groups consist of quacks who have abandoned the KJV 1611 Bible in favor of "what feels right". There is a provable disconnect between what they preach and what God has dictated to us. Please do not compare True Christians with faux religions.
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First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex?
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It's not right to have sex with the wrong person, at the wrong age or in the wrong way. Correct.
It's not so much the sex you must be having but the reproductive activity. If you use the word "sex", it sounds like it's meant to potentially be an enjoyable activity. If it is, then you're doing it wrong.
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What are you afraid of us doing?
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Going to Hell. We have a way to spare you eternal damnation. Or rather, the KJV 1611 Bible gives us a direct route into Heaven.
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Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies?
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Why else would they be on Earth? Otherwise there would need to be only one gender. Simple logic.
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This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith.
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Maybe you have been member of another church? Many Christians are CINOs (Christian In Name Only). Prayerfully, you can find a better approach to Christianity at OUR Church
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You want to please God?
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Yes, please!
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Help people.
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That is exactly what we are doing. I personally volunteer at a Christian center for helping rape victims. I have spoken with some very traumatized ladies who have been ravaged by Atheists. Together, and with much guidance of the Lord, I have helped them understand that they were at fault and how they could redeem themselves with God and prevent future rapes from happening. It's not easy but worth it!
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Love your neighbor.
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Have you ever been to Landover? It's great fun here! Yummy potluck and everyone greets eachother with a nice "Howdy neighbah!"
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For you? Sure, no problem!
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At Landover, we're all about Do Re Mi !!!
Lots of faux Christians are more about Do Re ME ME ME.
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Thanks for coming to our friendly community for help. We love to help you experience True Christianity
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Give to the needy.
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Yes! This! We attend to all spiritual needs with abandon. We are even trying to find the funds for our fantastic Pastor Zeke to obtain his own private jet so that he can spread wisdom all over the world.
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Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online.
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While some of us do use asses, most of us have moved on to automobiles.
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You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it.
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Erm.. cough cough..... have you noticed that we have a forum where we are... cough cough... showing it?
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I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.
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Unless you pray to God, how can you know what God is up to? That's a contradiction in terms.
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God gave you life, so get one.
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This does not make sense. Why should we get again what we have already received. We have only one life, there is no need to make a clone of ourselves
I pray this answers all your questions. If you have any more, shoot! (figuratively!!!)
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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