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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-20-2015, 08:48 PM

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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
It's perverted because it pervert's God's Holy Design for your genitalia. For whatever reason (which is beyond our understanding and none of our business anyway), God decided that procreation would take place in a dark, sweaty, grunty manner, for His Glory. To deny your genitalia's life-long destiny to provide souls to populate either Heaven or Hell, is to pervert their purpose. Also, to suggest that playing minecraft or studying for school is more important than a 9 month long uterine work-out is just insulting. The LORD didn't go to all the trouble to make our naughty bits just to be ignored and replaced with fun or education.

I hope that helps.



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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-20-2015, 09:45 PM

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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
Are you saying that God was lying?
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thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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I have already posted His commandment to multiply. That cannot happen when people have "orientations" towards plants or zebras or even nothing at all!! Such individuals place themselves outside of God's Plan and therefore outside Salvation.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-20-2015, 09:54 PM

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...also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted...
Yes, it can, once one learns what "pervert" actually means in the English language.

Hint: "pervert" as a noun and "pervert" as a verb have quite different meanings, and "perverted" is, as an adjective, derived from the verb and not the noun (despite so many people misusing both due to their ignorance).

Just in case you don't have a dictionary (or Google) handy:

pervert
verb (transitive) ( pəˈvɜːt)
1. to use wrongly or badly
2. to interpret wrongly or badly; distort
3. to lead into deviant or perverted beliefs or behaviour; corrupt
4. to debase
noun (ˈpɜːvɜːt)
5. a person who practises sexual perversion (note: this usage has only been around for little more than a century)

Read this, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_negative

Now, a question for you: why does it seem that every "asexual" who visits Landover has a different definition of "asexual"?


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 11:25 AM

i believe you are misunderstood. asexuals can still have sex and still enjoy it. we can also still have children. the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner. some asexuals dont like sex and some do. some want children and some dont. just because you enjoy it does not mean you are not asexual. if you do not feel a sexual attraction then you are asexual.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 11:29 AM

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the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner.
This is because as an atheist you cannot possibly know love without Jesus.

1 Corinthians 16:22 If any man love not the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be Anathema Maranatha.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 11:45 AM

and the reason why different people have different definitions is they are stating what applies to them. they may feel sexual attraction but rarely or not at all or only when an emotional bond is formed.
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Exclamation Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 01:38 PM

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i will try to stay calm about the matter but as an asexual myself i believe that that asexuality is a genuine orientation. also i do not understand how it is "perverted" as the definition of being asexual is to not feel sexual attraction toward nobody therefore it cannot be perverted. Asexuals can still have sex and have the ability to procreate. We just do not see someone and have the NEED to have sex with that person. Im sorry i cannot explain well over message but this is the best i can do. feel free to reply if you wish
I too, feel utterly repulsed by sex. Every ten months I have to mount my wife for five minutes to provide her with the seed as God Commands so she, as a female, can have value and produce a Christian Soldier.


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i believe you are misunderstood. asexuals can still have sex and still enjoy it. we can also still have children. the only difference is we do not feel a sexual attraction towards our partner. some asexuals dont like sex and some do. some want children and some dont. just because you enjoy it does not mean you are not asexual. if you do not feel a sexual attraction then you are asexual.
What sort of drivel is that? Are you some sort of emo?



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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 04:03 PM

Asexuals are disgusting, just as bad as homosexuals, and bestiality, and necrophiliacs,
they are evil and need Christ, they should be jailed for these perverted acts.
They are bad just like evil mooslimbs . They should be whipped.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 04:08 PM

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What sort of drivel is that? Are you some sort of emo?



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Eww, those emos are disgusting, they need mental help.
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Asexuals are disgusting, just as bad as homosexuals, and bestiality, and necrophiliacs,
they are evil and need Christ, they should be jailed for these perverted acts.
They are bad just like evil mooslimbs . They should be whipped.
You do not seem to have posted an introduction.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 04:40 PM

If asexuality does indeed exist, I believe that it is a good thing because the people who are affected by it will be able to follow 1 Corinthians 6:18. No urges mean no fornication or unnatural acts. And if a married person is asexual, they won't get any pleasure out of the filthy act of procreation, which is just as good. There's also the added bonus that if both members of a married couple are asexual (if it indeed exists), then the act of procreation will be nothing more than the pleasureless necessity that God wants it to be.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 05:49 PM

asexuality is not wrong. some people just do not see others in a sexual way
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and the reason why different people have different definitions is they are stating what applies to them...
If a word is allowed to have different meanings depending upon whom you're talking to, then it loses all meaning.

And frankly, here, it's moot. Right/wrong by modern moral standards doesn't matter. God hates them according to the Bible, and that's what's under discussion here.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 02-21-2015, 07:50 PM

I cannot see why there is any real dispute over the question as to whether God hates the asexual.

1. We are instructed to go forth and multiply and doing that without a wife requires a miracle of Biblical proportions.
2. We know that Satan is in charge of the catlick Church.
3. We know that all catlick priests are supposed to be 'asexual'.
4. We know that all catlick priests lust after fresh young choir boys
5. We can conclude that
The asexual is
(a) disobeying God,
(b) is serving Satan, and
(c ) is a pedophile homer.





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asexuality is not wrong. some people just do not see others in a sexual way
Friend, while I can appreciate (as does God) what you think, it is not worth a Pillar of Salt when Judgment day comes. Only what God has told us to di is what we should do. We should always consider our options as there is always room in Hell for sinners like you.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-04-2015, 10:20 PM

Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.
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Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? * * * I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.
Dear friend:

Obviously, God wasn't too busy being God to rain brimstone and fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah, so your argument is self-defeating.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-04-2015, 11:21 PM

you people are despicable.
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Are you actually kidding me?
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Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people?
Does being with Heaven with us Christians sound like torture to you? Because that is what we are trying to achieve.

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Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you?
Most religious groups consist of quacks who have abandoned the KJV 1611 Bible in favor of "what feels right". There is a provable disconnect between what they preach and what God has dictated to us. Please do not compare True Christians with faux religions.

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First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex?
It's not right to have sex with the wrong person, at the wrong age or in the wrong way. Correct.

It's not so much the sex you must be having but the reproductive activity. If you use the word "sex", it sounds like it's meant to potentially be an enjoyable activity. If it is, then you're doing it wrong.

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What are you afraid of us doing?
Going to Hell. We have a way to spare you eternal damnation. Or rather, the KJV 1611 Bible gives us a direct route into Heaven.

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Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies?
Why else would they be on Earth? Otherwise there would need to be only one gender. Simple logic.

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This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith.
Maybe you have been member of another church? Many Christians are CINOs (Christian In Name Only). Prayerfully, you can find a better approach to Christianity at OUR Church

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You want to please God?
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Help people.
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Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online.
While some of us do use asses, most of us have moved on to automobiles.

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You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it.
Erm.. cough cough..... have you noticed that we have a forum where we are... cough cough... showing it?

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I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.
Unless you pray to God, how can you know what God is up to? That's a contradiction in terms.

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God gave you life, so get one.
This does not make sense. Why should we get again what we have already received. We have only one life, there is no need to make a clone of ourselves

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