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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-13-2014, 04:28 AM

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No by skilled with both hands they can use both hands to write or hit someone.


Or to do something useful like praising God.

(Psalms 134:2) "Lift up your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the LORD."


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Default Left-Handers are on their RIGHT mind - 04-20-2014, 12:37 AM

Actually, left-handed people appeared later in time, if you still have enough brain to reason and believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, left-handed people are in fact product of the progress of humankind, left handed people are actually an evolution of the human, we left-handers have better physical and mental abilities, by using the RIGHT side of our brain in a world dominated by fanatics who use the LEFT side of their brains to think, we use both sides of our brain and see the world in a different way.

I believe the new race of left-handers shall conquer the earth and purge the abomination of the right-handed person who is only trying to eradicate the seed of progress from our planet. I believe that the right-handed people who treat us as equals are in their right mind, we are only human beings.

By the way, many polyglots like me are left-handers. Is it a sin to unite people from different cultures against racism? Es un pecado obrar por el progreso de la humanidad? L'Humanité a un futur meilleur si les personnes voulez ça.

God was actually left-handed, you need more power to condemn than to praise your own son/daughter and God had that power on his left hand.

You are all probably the kind of people who believe women should have an undermining role in modern society.



P.S. Left-handers think with both hemispheres of their brain, but they concentrate their motor skills on the RIGHT-side of their brain, that is why they are more creative and intelligent.
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Default Re: Left-Handers are on their RIGHT mind - 04-20-2014, 01:20 AM

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You are all probably the kind of people who believe women should have an undermining role in modern society.

You are correct, women are constantly trying to undermine the efforts of Godly men, that is why they must be ruled with an iron fist.

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P.S. Left-handers think with both hemispheres of their brain, but they concentrate their motor skills on the RIGHT-side of their brain, that is why they are more creative and intelligent.
Lets leave creativity and intelligence to The Lord, shall we?

Remember, an open mind is an open door to hell. Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to bow or fry. Get right with Christ and start using your right hand for something other than probing your mud-socket whilst you flog your dong with your left.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-21-2014, 08:46 AM

i know alot of people here hate the thought of lefthandedness and i'm not here to pass judgement. I believe the left hand is suppose to help the right hand. like passing a board to a friend. It is to tuff to do it with the right hand alone hence you use both hands. It would be really awkward for someone to try and shake my hand with there left i would just probabbly laugh. So the right hand normally should be used most of the time not all of the time. If that was the case all society would expect us chopping off our left hands or tie it to our pants.
The reason for my post is because i wanted to get other peoples opinions on my situation. I'm right handed and always will be. I have played guitar for 5 years right handed( left hand on the neck of the guitar) and i am really good at it. i play really fast stuff but i have kinda gotten out of the heavy metal that i use to be into but i still like playing fast. I have played left handed for 4 months(right hand doing the fretting) and i can play better left handed in those 4 months then my 5 years of playing right handed. I play both ways i don't neglect my right handed guitar and the music is still the same but i feel in some way left handed is right handed when it come down to playing because i am right handed and picking with the left hand is actually no obstacle to overcome. My problem is i don't want people to think i'm a weirdo if they see me playing left handed because it is actually easier if you are right handed make sense. In theory your right hand is suppose to be the strumming hand but with proper technique you actually shouldn't have no problem strumming with your left. Either way you play they are both just an evil way
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-21-2014, 09:32 AM

Please post an introduction thread in the Introduction section of the forum. Thanks.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2014, 07:39 PM

It seems like nothing good comes from the left. Liberals are known as leftists and left-handedness is sick. Maybe the two are connected?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-23-2014, 06:39 AM

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It seems like nothing good comes from the left. Liberals are known as leftists and left-handedness is sick. Maybe the two are connected?
I think you may be on to something there, Jewpincher. Ask any democrat to write their name (if they can do anything "write" ) and they'll be left handed.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-24-2014, 08:05 PM

I'm a Leftie and I think you guys are overreacting. Bible is a book and can be easily mis-interpreted so unless god tells you personally that "hey right hand is wrong", you guys should stop asking people to change their master hand based on your interpretations which actual meanings can never be ascertained. Think about it, if god doesn't like it then why did he let it happen in the first place? If he don't like it high chance he will not let it happen because it is more tedious to let it happen first then you rectify it. For example, if you see an egg about to fall, you will try to catch and secure it right? Its better than letting it break on the ground and splatter the whole place then you start to clean up the area. Unless you are bored and needs to something to pass time.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-24-2014, 09:00 PM

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Maybe you should read the entire thread instead of just barging in here with points that have been addressed numerous times.

Lazy southpaw demon.



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-25-2014, 09:09 PM

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Maybe you should read the entire thread instead of just barging in here with points that have been addressed numerous times.

Lazy southpaw demon.



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If there is one thing I have learnt from my brief time here it's that atheists have a strange aversion to reading threads and making new points.


I suspect that this thread holds the key. When I write with God's Favourite Hand I can see all the things I have already written. However, when an atheist fills in his social security application with Satan's hand, the words he's written are covered up.


I'm no scientist, and I bow to the superior wisdom of the members of this forum, but it seems these two are related. True Christians can see what has come before and learn from it, left-handers must believe each word is totally divorced from all the previous ones and nothing can be gained from looking at them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-26-2014, 03:25 AM

Amen to that James. I am still dim-witted and my spirituality develops more slowly. I must spend more time praying and with the Bible, the KJV, to catch up with you.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 06-27-2014, 08:08 PM

in Judges 3:12-30 King James Version (KJV)
Again the Israelites cried out to the Lord, and he gave them a deliverer —Ehud , a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a cubit [b] long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 06-28-2014, 03:33 AM

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If there is one thing I have learnt from my brief time here it's that atheists have a strange aversion to reading threads and making new points.

I suspect that it's because there are only a few points that they can make. I think they do read through the thread, but all the points they could possibly make have already been made, so they just repeat them.


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Wink Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-07-2014, 06:05 PM

All of you mythic Christians are some naïve bastards, you know that. So what I'm left handed, you got a problem, go shove that grade level 3 bible up your piffleing *** potty language ***, and sing for him, and by the way, a true Christian wouldn't discriminate one another, so guess who's coming down with the left handed people.

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Default Re: Left-Handers are retards - 07-07-2014, 06:11 PM

So you want the genius to dumb themselves over something we don't even know that exists; you're statement is an analogy of,'the smarter you are, the more evil you are' or,if you're wise, you are the devil'. Cut with the crap, we are all human beings, it's just handedness, just because we make up only 10% or less of the world's population doesn't give you the right to discriminate and give orders.
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...a true Christian wouldn't discriminate one another...
How do you define a "true" Christian? Is it somebody who does what the Bible tells them God/Jesus wants them to do?

If so, please point out where any True Christian™ has misquoted the Scripture they use to justify everything they claim the Bible says (unlike you so far).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-07-2014, 06:16 PM

You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination, I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet, what the hell is wrong with you, over some naïve bible you're going to hurt one another. And even if there was a heaven or hell, you'd be the man in the first class seat to hell of what you just said. I would rip those thin glasses and make you shove it down your throat, bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-07-2014, 06:21 PM

And seems nothing good comes with jews, am I right? Yeah, doesn't feel good doesn't it? You right handed, *** potty language *** faced jew.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-07-2014, 06:28 PM

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You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination...
What discrimination? How have they infringed on any of your rights?

They're just telling you what the Bible says. Don't you believe in their religious freedom to believe in the Bible?

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... I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet...
You don't see the irony there?

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...bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 07-07-2014, 06:34 PM

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You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination, I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet, what the hell is wrong with you, over some naïve bible you're going to hurt one another. And even if there was a heaven or hell, you'd be the man in the first class seat to hell of what you just said. I would rip those thin glasses and make you shove it down your throat, bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.
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I would suggest that you cease the empty threats, kid.


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