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Default Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-08-2007, 12:38 AM

Time for us to halt donations to the Minuteman project. They have utterly failed to fulfill their promises.


Minuteman's high-tech border barrier called 'a cow fence'

*Minuteman founder promised to build Israeli-style border barrier
*Reality is five-strand, barbed-wire fence that rancher say keeps Mexican cows out
*Former Minuteman members say they were fired after questioning fence plan




On the Minuteman Web site and in e-mails to members, Simcox asked for donations while making big promises, including a vow to build a fence along the border. It was not just any fence; it was to be 2,000 miles of state-of-the-art fencing at a cost of $55 million. (55,000,000 dollars, or fifty-five thousand thousand dollars.)


Simcox described it as "our high-tech, double-layered gauntlet of deterrent."


The fence was described on the Minuteman Web site as 14 feet high, with security cameras and sensors, topped with razor wire and flanked by ditches to stop vehicles. Simcox referred to it as an "Israeli-style" fence...


Donations started flowing in. One man actually mortgaged his home and contributed more than $100,000. And on Memorial Day of last year, there was a groundbreaking ceremony on John Ladd's Arizona ranch. But what the Minutemen were building was not a tall, Israeli-style fence.

Former member Bob Wright said, "It wasn't until they actually started the ceremony that it became clear. It was gonna be a cow fence!"

As a group, these leaders started to question Simcox about how donations were being spent. They wanted to him to provide specifics as to how much money was being raised and how it was being used...

They demanded that Simcox meet them in person to address their concerns and answer their questions. They say he refused to meet with them and subsequently fired them...

Simcox posted his group's most recent tax filing and an independent audit on the Minuteman Web site. In the audit, the largest expense listed, by far, is for "professional services," with no further details given.

Meanwhile, Simcox continues to solicit donations to build a fence...

Well, that's what happens when you play defense: you lose. It's time to go on the offense: fight the illega immigrants in Mexico, so we don't have to fight them at home. Gentleman, the Landover Baptist Security Detail is always welcoming applicants. Just look at the stylish new uniforms we've just ordered:
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Default Re: Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-12-2007, 03:03 AM

Here's something that would be hilarious if wetback infestation wasn't such a serious problem...
http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf


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Default Re: Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-12-2007, 03:15 AM

Once the great and godly GWB finishes reclaiming stolen oil for gods favourite white westerners, perhaps a pre-emptive strike on illegal immigrants is in order on Me-hi-co?
It makes perfect sense to stop the problem at its source...just divert the returning troops to mexico city, and have them kill anyone with a moustache - that takes care of both the sexes and nearly all age brackets.
Troops can be rewarded with medals depending on how many ears they provide as proof of 'wetback eradication' (minimum 50 per), before they are allowed to return home.
As an added bonus , troops who have not yet been 'blooded' in combat can be sent to Mexico to hone their moustachioed civilian killing skills before being sent over to towelheadistan to liberate the stolen oil fields.
After all - a mexistanian looks, smells and sounds a lot like the sand coon, don't he? Or so I've been told...


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Default Re: Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-13-2007, 05:23 PM

I think we'll need three 80 foot fences, a moat of lava, and lazers. American prosperity, kindness, and largesse are a powerful draw for those Messicans.
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Default Re: Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-15-2007, 11:45 AM

Yes, but bulid it with a door that opens into Mexico and snaps shut. Then start a rumor about free gay sex and drugs and let all the hippies get caught in Mexico!


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Default Re: Time for LBC border patrols: Minuteman pj is corrupt - 11-15-2007, 01:13 PM

I think you're all missing my point about playing defense versus playing offense. Look, it might be neat to have a big moat filled with sharks with frikkin' lazer beams on their heads, but the way to win the war on illegals is to go on the offensive!

Here's a video that shows an example of what I'm talking about. Send some snipers (with proper deniability precautions, of course) to go wetback-hunting on the other side of the border.



Check out the headshot at -5:50! I can't disclose the exact range at which that first-shot kill was accomplished, but considering the variable wind in urban terrain it was a VERY impressive shot that someone I may or may not know may or may not have fired.


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