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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-22-2013, 12:07 PM

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Good, for a second I was concerned you had a "Foreign" dog....
Only America produces best rifles and hunting dogs. Besides, I know Jesus would have used American hunting products as well. After all, He was the first Republican.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-22-2013, 06:27 PM

I have always thought the word 'Slavery' was a very bad choice. Just like being Saved©, at a point in a persons life, they make a choice.
I have many fine employees. Sadly, they all have made poor choices in life. Being a True Christian™ man, I reach out to the down trodden refuse and do what I can. It would be wrong for me to give them a handout. It would be wrong for me to give a starving man a heaping plate of beef stew. It would be wrong to let a destitute family, even one with a female about to give birth, free shelter from the night. What decent man could hold his head up knowing he was a worthless beggar. No, I reach out to the unwashed, give them food, shelter and a job. To help in regaining self respect and the respect of Jesus, I loan the resources (and yes, money too) so the people are not leeches on the teat of others. All I ask in return is the person pay me back before they leave my plantation. Sadly, so many of these people are so lazy that they pay me for a weeks rent, food and clothing service and owe more than they earned. A few have run off only to have the Vengeance of the Holy Ghost come upon them, often by accidental drowning in the swamp or falling off a cliff.
Little pleases me more than when a families son, offers to assume the debt of the father. That is responsibility. At that point, I know my efforts to spread the Love of Jesus® is working.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 11-22-2013, 07:23 PM

You are correct, brother James... We got caught up in the economical and political benefits of slaves and forgot what the Bible really ment about slaves...


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 01-31-2014, 10:30 PM

If slavery was still legal in the USA, I'd move to Canada.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 01-31-2014, 10:47 PM

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If slavery was still legal in the USA, I'd move to Canada.
Go ahead. You could become the next singing sensation, or the new mayor of Toronto. Or both. Apparently they don't have very high standards for neither one of these categories.
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 01-31-2014, 11:32 PM

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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 02-01-2014, 04:20 AM

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Rejoice Men for You are higher than us women and we are Your slaves just as we are the Lord's slaves.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Why not just be grateful that somebody's thinking the same way you are...you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.

I hold a "Saved until proven otherwise" policy for my fellow Christians (key word being "fellow Christians")...it's time you do the same.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 03:15 PM

"Without negroes lazing about on the streets there would be no crime at all. And with guaranteed employment for all minorities there would be no need for welfare or food stamps: an instant fix to the Obama deficit crisis. And it's all Biblically approved so I doubt there would be any real opposition to slavery." - A Follower \






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good points made here in your description on so many benefits for bringing back slavery....
I can just imagine what heights this country would reach when all blacks can once again be enslaved, chained, whipped and the white men can benefit by giving their slaves good discipline, that would correspond to the rules of Godly practice....
I am not a True Christian Man (but am reading and learning well from the KJ, like so many fine, intelligent men in these forums are, but me being levels lower from where they stand, I would want the Christian Men to be able to obtain what they need and deserve.. by having that right to own black slaves once more, so the white race will regain all of the power that was lost since slavery abolishment.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 04:15 PM

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by having that right to own black slaves once more, so the white race will regain all of the power that was lost since slavery abolishment.
But dear, slavery does exist and is, in fact, more profitable than ever! You support slavery buying things, ranging from an I-pod to a Hershey bar. Ladies often support slavery going to a nail salon, and guys support slavery when they pay another guy to spend some quality time with a young lady. In fact, it is even better than in the past, because now slaves come in all shades of skin color, not just black!
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 06:44 PM

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But dear, slavery does exist and is, in fact, more profitable than ever! You support slavery buying things, ranging from an I-pod to a Hershey bar. Ladies often support slavery going to a nail salon, and guys support slavery when they pay another guy to spend some quality time with a young lady. In fact, it is even better than in the past, because now slaves come in all shades of skin color, not just black!
Dear Basilissa:


Thank you for your insightful input in response to my post.... I appreciate your modern look on the subject....These examples seem a lot more subtle, and low-key, compared to the old fashioned way...I would never had thought of things in the way you described....I like to get different points of view...From different perspectives......


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Dear Basilissa:


Thank you for your insightful input in response to my post.... I appreciate your modern look on the subject....These examples seem a lot more subtle, and low-key, compared to the old fashioned way...I would never had thought of things in the way you described....I like to get different points of view...From different perspectives......


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Well, you can read all about slavery in the 2015 Department of State Report on this very subject. (I hope the link works, I'm on my tablet and it tends to screw up things more than the laptop).
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-28-2016, 07:29 PM

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Well, you can read all about slavery in the 2015 Department of State Report on this very subject. (I hope the link works, I'm on my tablet and it tends to screw up things more than the laptop).
Yes I am looking at it now...Thank you for sending this information...It's very interesting and fascinating...It's good to know about stuff like trafficking..It's also nice to know slavery is still alive, and will take a lot ..Globally....To kill it..
Which I think will never happen....
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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-29-2016, 05:08 PM

Any ideas about some new kind of slavery will have to be put on hold because the white man has still not paid reparations for the slavery he imposed on the Black man the last time. We are owed a very substantial amount of money still. If the white man would pay the money owed we would all gladly return to Africa though we would probably want to keep a lot of vacation homes in America.


I hope you white people do not get the idea that you are rid of the Black man and our demands just because you got rid of our President. We will not leave until we get our just payments.


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Default Re: Imagine slavery would be still legal... - 12-29-2016, 05:50 PM

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I hope you white people do not get the idea that you are rid of the Black man and our demands just because you got rid of our President. We will not leave until we get our just payments.
Trevor, dear, I don't know where you have gotten hold of the idea that we want you to leave. And even if we did, we certainly wouldn't pay you to go! No, what is being proposed here is a Job Creation Program for your people.


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