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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-08-2016, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
These are Christian men doing the work of the Lord.
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It's not the first time Christian men doing the work of the LORD have been mistaken for terrorists, delusional nut-jobs, or even drunks (Acts 2:15). Knowing they're so strongly persecuted must bring these Patriots great comfort (Matthew 5:10).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-08-2016, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
..Knowing they're so strongly persecuted must bring these Patriots great comfort (Matthew 5:10).
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If by Patriots you mean 'magic rock worshippers' worry not. Mormons like this thrive on persecution and love to convince each other that folks making light of Joseph Smith are proof of Smith's make-believe stories.
I remind you that Smith was digging a latrine pit when, as a young man, he unearthed the sacred Uma Thurman stones which allowed him to stare into a hat that he might read the Golden Plates containing the 'Book of Mormon'.
Perhaps this is why these Mormon Cowboys (Awful close to Midnight Cowboys... ahem) are wearing hats as well. Maybe the real reason they are in a bird sanctuary is that same Angel with the winged horse has told them there are more magic rocks and more golden plates buried under 5,000 years of bird-droppings up there!
Bless you, my Latter Day Saints enablers,
Father Mo
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-08-2016, 08:06 PM
I don't get why The U.S. isn't taking parts of Canada so these man can use the land for their cows. From pictures it looks like Canada is 70% unused woods.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-09-2016, 06:09 AM
I am sorry to announce that Ryan, one of the younger Bundy brothers, has been seen molesting a horse during the siege of Oregon. It's the crippled one, and most likely a retard, so not a great loss. But embarrassing to Jesus, none the less.
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RYAN BUNDY TO FACE CHARGES FOR SEXUALLY ABUSING HORSE
The sheriff whose jurisdiction includes the isolated Oregon wildlife refuge taken over by a small group of armed men told Oregon Public Broadcasting in a Tuesday interview that Ryan Bundy would face charges after he was spotted sexually abusing a horse on a farm outside of Burns, Oregon. The incident was said to happen sometime early Thursday morning.
According to a probable cause affidavit, the horse’s owner and two other witnesses told a Harney County deputy that they spotted Ryan Bundy “masturbating himself and (the) horse,” after sneaking away from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. It is not clear why Bundy decided to touch the horse inappropriately, but it is believed he told his family he was leaving for snacks.
When the deputy arrived at the scene, he told Bundy he was being arrested on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal. According to the affidavit, the 43-year-old then yelled that he didn’t have sex with a horse. At that point, the deputy had not mentioned anything about a horse. Shortly thereafter, Ryan Bundy took off on a dirt bike and escaped the deputy, wearing only his whitey tighties and a cowboy hat.
“The bureau has assured me that Ryan Bundy will at some point face charges,” Harney County Sheriff David Warn said, referring to the FBI.
The FBI was handling a criminal case for unknown charges against the Bundy family, who have occupied the refuge in a rural corner of eastern Oregon since Saturday night, according to the report. Warn and other local law enforcement officers were focused on protecting the residents (and farm animals) of the nearby town of Burns and the surrounding community.
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Please Pray for the rest of the militia.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-09-2016, 09:26 PM
The right thing to do is shooting the horse.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-09-2016, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I am sorry to announce that Ryan, one of the younger Bundy brothers, has been seen molesting a horse during the siege of Oregon. It's the crippled one, and most likely a retard, so not a great loss. But embarrassing to Jesus, none the less.
Please Pray for the rest of the militia.
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I believe this might be a case of an unjust persecution, Pastor. It's hearsay. Why are we supposed to believe the Big Government? I'm sure they made it up to make the Most Patriotic Family in the US look bad.
I'm lifting my prayers for Ryan Bundy.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-10-2016, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
The right thing to do is shooting the horse.
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You're right. The horse should never have allowed itself to be violated. It's so much bigger and stronger than a man. Like a woman who gets "raped" in a city but doesn't scream loud enough for anyone to hear her, the horse must have secretly wanted it.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Leviticus 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-11-2016, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Sure, the Bundy family might fake Mormonisio, but in their hearts they are Baptists.
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Mr. Mayor, I think this right here is the God's Honest Truth. But let's look at it carefully to make sure this isn't about opinions getting in the way of facts. Let's look specifically at the recent accusation of the personal bodyguard of Cliven and Ammon Bundy, Brian Cavalier, 44, who openly but erroneously boasted that he is retired Marine. "Stolen valor" refers to the idea that one lies about military service for ego or financial profit. Cavalier's claim to have been affiliated with the U.S. Marines appears on the surface to be fabrication. It looks like a lie. God tells us the importance of living a life ignoring what looks to be something when it gets in the way of True Faith™ (2 Corinthians 5:7).
But let's look at what God considers to be Truth™. We can see that God Himself takes the idea of "truth" and incorporated other, seemingly unnecessary and arguably factually inconsistent elements to make His Message of Truth™ that much more compelling. For example, God tells all 400 of His Holy Prophets lie to King Ahab so Ahab will be killed in battle (1 Kings 22:6). This comes as no surprise, so we might conclude God lies quite a lot, but only certain examples have been preserved. Jehoshaphat knows God has His prophets lying to Ahab, for example, and tells him to send for the prophet Micaiah who confirms that God is indeed a lair (1 Kings 22: 19–23). God does not deny this, so clearly He sanctions colorful use of information for the sake of His Glory.
The Prophet Jeremiah recognizes God sometimes likes to use a well-placed distortion rather than literalism when it comes to facts (Jeremiah 4:10; 20:7), and he's okay with that. Sometimes the LORD will lie to someone He doesn't like so He can kill them without hearing a lot of complaining from those who don't understand (Ezekiel 14:9).
Jesus stretches the truth to his apostles as a kind of sales pitch to get converts, which is okay because converts are more important than any claims made on earth (John 14:11–14).
The point is, what looks like a lie is often Satan's work, and Satan is strong at work in Oregon. We shouldn't miss the forest for the trees here.
Bundys' bodyguard shows what a True Christian™ Hero and Virtual Soldier looks like.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-11-2016, 10:31 PM
At the risk of rebuke for repeating myself I would like to point out that as long as there has been no violence that the Canadians are still close by and I think they would be able to straighten this out.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-12-2016, 11:16 PM
The press covering this event just burn me up. The other day it made a hero out of a 78 year old socialist bird watcher who knocked down one of our Godly brothers holding this federal property. The press made it sound like the old guy was some kind of a brave hero. The fact is the old guy sucker punched our man who is standing up for God and country. The worthless old guy said he "Used an old high school wrestling move." Yellow journalism to the max:
79-Year-Old Bird Watcher Takes Down Oregon Militant With Old High School Wrestling Move
by The Lapine · January 10, 2016
BURNS, OREGON — Grandfather of four Robert Saunders says he was just out to check on some young burrowing owls at the crack of dawn this morning when he was confronted by a “red-faced pudgy man with a big gun”.
And things got physical when Saunders refused the barked orders to halt and identify himself.
But it wasn’t the retired teacher who ended up on the ground.
“Well heck, one second he was warming his hands by this kind of puny little fire and the next second he was running at me and shouting to get down on the ground,” Saunders told reporters gathered near the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.
“Made me mad really. It’s public property and here this guy is acting all big and tough and pushy.”
“I don’t swear much at all but I told him to screw right off and that made him really angry. He started yelling right into my face — his breath was…well, pee you…it smelled like beer and maybe salami sausages or something.” “So I said there was no darn way I was getting down on the ground and he poked me in the shoulder — so, yeah, I did a leg take-down. Didn’t know I even remembered that old move. Did it without even thinking about it. Haha.”
“He landed pretty hard on his back and I could tell he was winded because he started moaning and trying to suck air into his lungs. And that was that.”
An FBI spokesperson at the entrance to the refuge told reporters that this is the first reported instance of any conflict between the occupying militant group and locals but warned that things could escalate quickly as other armed militants continue to arrive by the truckload.
“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent.
Harney County Sheriff David Ward appealed for calm among local citizens and the nearly 400 bird watchers who have come to the area promising to drive the militants out of the refuge that is home to dozens of species of birds including owls, white pelicans, sandhill cranes, and yellow-bellied black birds.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Armed Standoff in Oregon is NOT Like ISIS -
01-26-2016, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I check in at liberal sites from time to time and guess what they are saying today. It is that the armed Christian white men who have taken over a Federal building in Oregon are just like the Muslim ISIS.
Nothing could be further from the truth. These men are fighting for Jesus and America, not some goofy god and sand.
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AMEN! In a new and provocative and enormously courageous act, Idaho-based occupier Kelly Gneiting says the militia will end the standoff and walk away if Governor Chris Christie can beat him in an honest, manly, sumo wrestling match. Arguably, this may actually elevate the chinaman wriggling match into a True Blue American sport! How much more masculine and patriotic can you get than wearing man-sized diapers and offering to slap generous, pink, patriotic bellies together for a manly wrestle with the Don't Tread On Me flag waving free in the background? Let's go to war! Let's go to war over the Constitution and a Mamma's Love! Whoooo!
Watch!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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