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Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-22-2016, 09:07 PM
I thought this had to be a joke but I saw in the Jew York Times so it has to be true.
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The town council of Randers in central Denmark has now responded strongly, voting to make the meat “mandatory” for the purposes of upholding Danish culture.
The said they wanted to ensure municipal institutions such as nurseries provided “Danish food culture as a central part of the offering – including serving pork on an equal footing with other foods”.
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http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016...d-integration/
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-22-2016, 09:52 PM
Very clever. Muslims, Jews and Vegetarians all in one net. Can you think of something that would bring in Catholics?
All of them are communists in one way or another.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-22-2016, 10:03 PM
All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-22-2016, 11:03 PM
What a great idea. There are certain food items that should be mandatory in all American institutions too - Hamburgers, hot dogs, Coke, bacon and of course, Freedom Fries. Maybe bananas too, because they remind us of God's perfect design.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-22-2016, 11:07 PM
Praise Jesus! This is about the only thing that is going to save Europe from turning mooselimb. Europeans in the past have always had a strong connection with pork in their culture and art, and upholding their pork culture will surely send the mooselimbs fleeing back to their squalor countries - thus solving the Europe immigration crisis.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
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Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!
Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?
Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
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Put a chitterlin' in it, boy!
As the scriptures say, negroe management is a thankless enough job, why make it harder on us by constantly grousing?
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Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. Hebrews 13:17
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 04:14 AM
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Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!
Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?
Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
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The white man robbed the Black man from his home in Africa to slave in the cotton fields of Babylon. I myself came here to Babylon to be educated at the University of Wisconsin which I am attending on scholarship. My own forbearers were mostly Kings and Queens in Africa but they were robbed to Jamaica to slave in the cane fields for the white people from Spain. If the white people would kindly pay us for our generations of servitude the Black man would gladly go back to Africa which is our natural home.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!
Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?
Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
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I'm tired of the slander too. In this country you can persecute Christians, but God Forbid you say anything negative about the colored folk, they riot in the streets and wave around guns, both real and toy. It's all very disconcerting to decent people, and most especially troubling to fair, naturally attractive women, like you and I.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!
Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?
Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
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You poor dear. I agree with you. In California, the amount of negros, messicans, and single moms on welfare that believe they are better than me and bash God-fearing women like me is exhausting. Thank goodness for Mr. Trump!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
The white man robbed the Black man from his home in Africa to slave in the cotton fields of Babylon. I myself came here to Babylon to be educated at the University of Wisconsin which I am attending on scholarship. My own forbearers were mostly Kings and Queens in Africa but they were robbed to Jamaica to slave in the cane fields for the white people from Spain. If the white people would kindly pay us for our generations of servitude the Black man would gladly go back to Africa which is our natural home.
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The generations of welfare checks should be payment enough.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 05:27 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 01:35 PM
And then you realise that pigs are more hygienic then muslims.
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Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!! -
01-23-2016, 01:58 PM
The only more Godly food than bacon is pork rinds.
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