[Des]

Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but, according to the Norse mythology, didn't Odin die as well, making a self-sacrifice - I vaguely remember reading something about him hanging from a tree like a ripe apple? Wouldn't that make him a weak god, according to your own definition?

But you said it yourself, Odin is mythology. Whatever he supposedly did or didn't do can have no bearing on the reality that is Jesus.

[Witch Hammer]

Even if this "Thor" actually existed, Jesus would toss that little b!t¢h around like a rag doll before dashing his bloody ruin upon a stone cliff face.



Nobody beats Jesus....NOBODY!*

*except for roman soldiers

[Rachael Van Helsing]

If you look closely at the picture above, it looks like there's a thin guy trying to climb out of a beefy guy. Look at the shoulders. Can't unsee it? You're welcome.

In answer to the thread, even the marvel version of Thor (yeesh) is infinitely preferable to jeebuz.

You know the ancient Norse used to refer to 'white christ' which was actually an insult. White was the color of cowards.

[Damned Angelique]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

If you look closely at the picture above, it looks like there's a thin guy trying to climb out of a beefy guy. Look at the shoulders. Can't unsee it? You're welcome.

In answer to the thread, even the marvel version of Thor (yeesh) is infinitely preferable to jeebuz.

You know the ancient Norse used to refer to 'white christ' which was actually an insult. White was the color of cowards.

RACHAEL!!! I didn't know you still posted on here!

[James Hutchins]

Gilbert, may I call you Gilly? Terrific!

Gilly, while to a lesser mind like yours, suffering the effects of the frigid north and being only slightly more capable that that of the negroids, it might seem like a large, muscular White male is God-like, all decent people in the US of A are built like your 'Thor'. For example if you go to Fire Island on your trip to visit Gods Favorite Country©, any place you go will be filled with strapping White males, all with prominent muscular development.
Now if you see God standing next to any person, you will realize He towers over them, the glow from His power, the shimmer from His flowing locks, the steely gaze of His crystalline eyes just overwhelming.
To make it simpler, imagine you an ant. You see a horsefly (Thor) You are impressed. Until an elephant steps on you. Just before his massive foot crushes you, making your bile and rectal juices spray from your orifices, the world goes dark. The doom of your insignificance is realized. That is what God is like.
I'll pray for you to overcome your ignorance Gilly and let God take you by the hand and not step on you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Damned Angelique

RACHAEL!!! I didn't know you still posted on here!

You'll have to pardon my memory but I don't think I remember you, did you post under another name before? In any case, yes, it has been awhile..

Gilly, while to a lesser mind like yours, suffering the effects of the frigid north and being only slightly more capable that that of the negroids, it might seem like a large, muscular White male is God-like, all decent people in the US of A are built like your 'Thor'. For example if you go to Fire Island on your trip to visit Gods Favorite Country©, any place you go will be filled with strapping White males, all with prominent muscular development.

Actually, a lot more of the people you speak of are built more like the 'people of Walmart'.
Have you ever considered that you'll be a lot less angry and hateful if you admit your attraction to men? It seems like every outspoken anti gay preacher that has a public face also has a secret account on grindr.

Sorry for the derailing, however. Back on topic now!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

..... has a public face also has a secret account on grindr.....!

Grinder?? Is that what happened?
I recall as a child in N.E., they made sandwiches called grinders. I am surprised there is a website devoted to them. Truth be told, it makes so much more sense to be devoted to Jesus than some sandwich.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Grinder?? Is that what happened?
I recall as a child in N.E., they made sandwiches called grinders. I am surprised there is a website devoted to them. Truth be told, it makes so much more sense to be devoted to Jesus than some sandwich.

Mmmmm...grinder.
I could really go for a grinder right now.


I wonder what the wife is fixing for supper...

[Damned Angelique]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You'll have to pardon my memory but I don't think I remember you, did you post under another name before? In any case, yes, it has been awhile..

Yeah, it was "angelique_of_the_damned44" didn't remember my password from back then, so I re-registered

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Damned Angelique

Yeah, it was "angelique_of_the_damned44" didn't remember my password from back then, so I re-registered

It seems your irrelevance has come full circle, witch!

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but, according to the Norse mythology, didn't Odin die as well, making a self-sacrifice - I vaguely remember reading something about him hanging from a tree like a ripe apple?

You are correct.

Originally Posted by Des

But you said it yourself, Odin is mythology. Whatever he supposedly did or didn't do can have no bearing on the reality that is Jesus.

"Mythology" comes from the ancient Greek word, "mythos" which means "story". It does not mean "made-up", "imaginary", or "false". Just "story". The Bible is full of stories: the story of Jesus' birth, of His death, and sebsequent resurrection, for example. These could be correctly referred to as Christian mythology. My point is: just because we use the term "mythology" does not mean we are implying falsehood.

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

If you look closely at the picture above, it looks like there's a thin guy trying to climb out of a beefy guy. Look at the shoulders. Can't unsee it? You're welcome. GEE, THANKS!

[...]

You know the ancient Norse used to refer to 'white christ' which was actually an insult. White was the color of cowards.

Sorry, hon, but they used to refer to whom as "white christ"?

[Witch Hammer]

Sorry, hon, but they used to refer to whom as "white christ"?

Cat Fight!

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Cat Fight!

Uhhh, no...? I was just asking Rachael (who has been a good friend of mine for nigh on 12 years and with whom I am certainly not in a cat fight) for clarification. I was definitely not snarking at her.

Though I think a good old-fashioned mud-wrestle could be fun, lol!

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by WickedWitch

Uhhh, no...? I was just asking Rachael (who has been a good friend of mine for nigh on 12 years and with whom I am certainly not in a cat fight) for clarification. I was definitely not snarking at her.

Though I think a good old-fashioned mud-wrestle could be fun, lol!

Luke 8:17

As dramatically as it would shrink my manhood to witness two nubile (I presume?) hussies battling for supremacy in a pit of mud, I'd have to put my money (If I were a gambler, which I'm not!) on the vixen Van Helsing. I think she'd claw out your eyes.

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Luke 8:17

As dramatically as it would shrink my manhood uh-huh, yeah, I'll just bet it would to witness two nubile (I presume?) hussies battling for supremacy in a pit of mud, I'd have to put my money (If I were a gambler, which I'm not! Methinks the Hammer doth protest too much) on the vixen Van Helsing. I think she'd claw out your eyes.

Lol! Well, I admit that I'm not as fit as I was pre-pregnancy, so she's got a one-up on me there (especially with her martial arts training!), but I am about 6 to 7 inches taller than she is. It might work out to an even match.

We'll have to find out the next time you visit, eh, Rach? Lol!

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Thread Title

Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor?

Thor. Hands down. Jesus was mortal (otherwise He wouldn't have died during His crucifixion) and Thor is an immortal deity. Thor's Hammer would crush Jesus.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Wicked Witch: There is no need, young lady, to post in red and so large. It's an eyesore, but then, so are you in the eyes of God! And you know, red is the color of harlots, and well, I overheard at the heathen market, that sluts have well, very large baby canals from all their evil actions and fornication with men. From your posts, reputation and such, you seem like the epitome of a harlot.

Then to the fool who believes in a comic book. Please! You are living in a fantasy world, with your fantasy "god". God is all powerful! Jeremiah 32:27 says "Behold, I [am] the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?"

[WickedWitch]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Wicked Witch: There is no need, young lady, to post in red and so large. I had my reasons for doing so, actually. There was a need for it at the time, but, thankfully, that need has been addressed. Otherwise, you are right, in general, there is no need for over-the-top font and colour. It's an eyesore, but then, so are you in the eyes of God! And you know, red is the color of harlots, and well, I overheard at the heathen market, that sluts have well, very large baby canals from all their evil actions and fornication with men. This is actually a myth, designed to "keep women in line", which finds footing in the world today thanks to eons of institutionalized misogyny. The birth canal is a muscle, like the muscles in one's biceps, for example, and will always retain its shape. Age and certain medical conditions are the only things that affect how toned someone's birth canal is. As an example: many women expect the "looseness" to which you refer after childbirth, but instead find that the opposite is true and they are now far "tighter" than they were previously. Birth is the most extreme form of exercise for a vagina and what happens after you exercise a muscle? It tightens and is toned. Sex is also exercise for this muscle (as well as many others) and so helps to keep said muscle fit and healthy.From your posts, reputation and such, you seem like the epitome of a harlot. Oh, yes! I slut therefore I am!

Then to the fool who believes in a comic book. Please! You are living in a fantasy world, with your fantasy "god". God is all powerful! Jeremiah 32:27 says "Behold, I [am] the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?"

I have already discussed how Thor and other figures of mythology are not automatically make-believe by default of their mythological status.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by WickedWitch

Thor. Hands down. Jesus was mortal (otherwise He wouldn't have died during His crucifixion) and Thor is an immortal deity. Thor's Hammer would crush Jesus.

No, wrong again, heathen.
Jesus did not die. To hook nosed joos thought they killed Jesus (aka God, the Holy Ghost) however after they made Him carry His cross, they hammered massive spikes into His hands and feet, then tossed Him into a cave and with a thousand jabbering joos bastards, they tried to cover the opening of the cave with boulders. Like a few hundred tons of rock could slow down God. Three days later (a blink of an eye to God) he rose. God is with us every day, He is every where. Thor on the other hand, is on comic books and the butt of many jokes. Come back when you have something plausible to say.

[WickedWitch]

He died first, otherwise it wouldn't have been much of a miracle when He rose. And then we wouldn't have your kind of people saying things like, "Jesus died for your sins," and whatnot.