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I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 02:33 AM
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 02:40 AM
Oh you're confused, dear! This isn't a debate forum! This is where we get together and glorify the LORD by sharing the Truth and Beauty of the Gospel Message! You see, most people don't recognize the value the Holy Bible has for us today. Most people see it as maybe a book of nice virtues, not unlike Aesop's Fables. But we know better. We know the Holy Bible contains all the information one needs to avoid Eternal Damnation, the default for the human soul ever since the first humans walked on this earth.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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First you say you want to debate (although there's nothing to debate), then you say you want to argue (which I'm guessing is your actual intention).
Make up your mind.
Also: people aren't banned for disagreeing...they are banned for not following the rules. It's amazing how many Jesus-haters simply can't understand that.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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Dear Retard:
First, check out the Lern2Spel thread. You need to.
Start by learning to spell "atheist" and "embrace".
Then, return here and follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.
Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:09 AM
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Dear Retard:
First, check out the Lern2Spel thread. You need to.
Start by learning to spell "atheist" and "embrace".
Then, return here and follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.
Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.
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So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.
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No, I call you a retard because you can't follow simple instructions, and apparently have never heard of "spellcheck".
You have no idea how many "dyslexics" we get here. Virtually every one of them must have registered several times in the last month!
Now:
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follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.
Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:18 AM
I find it funny how "dyslexic" was somehow changed to "lysdexic", that's honestly hilarious lmoa.
Anyway, I'm not even mad, I'm not going to continue this argument any longer because you are a giant dick, etc.
It's too bad that, when you die, you'll never get to find out that god doesn't exist and your whole life has been a lie.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
irrelevant whining
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follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.
Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.
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. . . or I predict you will shortly be banned.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
...Anyway, I'm not even mad, I'm not going to continue this argument any longer ...
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She says while continuing this "argument" with further posts.
Who? Rodimer?
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...It's too bad that, when you die, you'll never get to find out that god doesn't exist and your whole life has been a lie.
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Prove it, or STFU and GTFO, thanks.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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Who is this "savior" you want us to embrace? Satan? Charles Darwin?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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Why would we want to "debate" anything with you when we already know we have the Truth™ given to us by the Creator of the Universe?
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by EnbraceOurSavior
So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.
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He's calling you a retard because he's a pumpass ass. He professes to be a true Christain when in truth, he's not. He trolls around looking for people he can put down just to make himself feel like a man. I certainly hope he's not married because if he is, I feel sorry for his wife.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 04:44 AM
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I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.
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Don't you mean you're scrambled eggs?
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 04:47 AM
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He's calling you a retard because he's a pumpass ass.
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Oh shit... please stop... you guy's are a frigging riot.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 05:32 AM
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He professes to be a true Christain when in truth, he's not.
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I'd be curious to know what you think it takes to be a True Christian™.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 09:02 AM
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I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.
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Typical atheist behavior. Refusing to take responsibility. The democrats no doubt will let you run for president one of these days. The solution here is simple. Just use a spell checker. But you already knew that. You just prefer playing the victim over taking responsibility.
Galatians 6:5 "For each will have to bear his own load."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Pinhead
He's calling you a retard because he's a pumpass ass.
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He trolls around looking for people he can put down just to make himself feel like a man.
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Do tell, how exactly do I "troll around looking for idiots" when I am on a Christian church's private discussion forum, to which your "pump-ass" buddy came uninvited and unwelcome?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by EnbracePonyButt
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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There is God's side and there is the wrong side of an argument. So debating is clearly pointless as the Bible already made any and all decisions for us!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: I'm an athiest -
09-11-2012, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by EnbracePonyButt
And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.
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Friend, you are hateful, or else why would you come to a Christian forum and proclaim "I'm an atheist"?? It is like going to a Jewish forum, and saying "I'm a Nazi", or a forum full of darkies, and saying "Hey, I'm in the KKK!". You people make me sick.
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