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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
01-31-2007, 03:09 AM
While I'd still rather not take any chances, I bow to your manly wisdom, Brothers V and OYK.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
01-31-2007, 08:02 PM
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Oh, so you probably think grasshopers have six legs and not four sinner?
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What does that has to do with anything?
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
01-31-2007, 08:04 PM
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What does that has to do with anything?
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Leviticus 11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
The Bible clearly lists locusts, beetles and grasshoppers as being edible four-legged animals. Who are we to argue with God?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 05:22 PM
You can count them.
What are the other 2 things?
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 05:32 PM
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You can count them.
What are the other 2 things?
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Are you calling God a liar, Applejacks?!
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 05:49 PM
No, but I wonder what the other two things are.
Extra tentacles?
You can't denie the existance of them.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
No, but I wonder what the other two things are.
Extra tentacles?
You can't denie the existance of them.
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Have you ever heard of arms, or do you have four legs?
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 06:01 PM
O, yes.
*Smacks forehead*
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
No, but I wonder what the other two things are.
Extra tentacles?
You can't denie the existance of them.
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Yes I can. I am only human so Satan can delude my senses. There are only four limbs on a grasshoper as God says.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-02-2007, 10:59 PM
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O, yes.
*Smacks forehead*
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Jesus smacks alot harder than that, pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Grasshopers don't have arms, they have six legs. Appelfap is totally right.
And it's pretty stupid to say that Jezus will punish you you if you say that grasshoppers have six legs, instead of four.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 10:56 AM
grasshoppers have 6 legs and pi is not 3
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by mister A.H.
Grasshopers don't have arms, they have six legs. Appelfap is totally right.
And it's pretty stupid to say that Jezus will punish you you if you say that grasshoppers have six legs, instead of four.
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grasshoppers have 6 legs and pi is not 3
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Have either of you two homers ever even read the Holy Bible? Why are you so full of anger?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Have either of you two homers ever even read the Holy Bible? Why are you so full of anger?
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We are full of anger? That's a very good joke. We are just said that what you said was stupid and that is was real nonsense.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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We are full of anger? That's a very good joke. We are just said that what you said was stupid and that is was real nonsense.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6 It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
You boys are truly fools. Jesus has called you here, yet you squander the chance to gain Salvation©.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 12:22 PM
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pi is not 3
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Do you mean 3.14, or 22/7?
Does it really matter if it's actually 3.3333333333 to infinity?
In the bible, grasshoppers were referred to as having four legs because in those days the prophets could only comprehend the top two as being arms. Not to mention the fact that what God says, goes. Why fight it?
I've read the bible several times, and it's not a touchy feely book. Nowhere does it say that the whole world has to get along in a big group hug. It's got everything an action adventure needs. War, famine, more war, sex, more sex, mass destruction, the killing of all the first born sons in Egypt, mass slaughter of armies.... Why read anything else? They're just trying to copy the bible.
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 12:23 PM
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Have either of you two homers ever even read the Holy Bible? Why are you so full of anger?
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Draw a perfect circle with a diameter of 1 cm and then you can measure that pi is NOT 3
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 12:30 PM
[quote=Rev. Dr. Davidson;38958]Do you mean 3.14, or 22/7?
you must know that you can not write pi as a fraction because it is an irrational number(it has infinite random numbers)
Does it really matter if it's actually 3.3333333333 to infinity?
yes it does
In the bible, grasshoppers were referred to as having four legs because in those days the prophets could only comprehend the top two as being arms. Not to mention the fact that what God says, goes. Why fight it?
if you want to believe that grasshoppers have arms that's fine but i know better than that. I know it are legs
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 01:50 PM
Teenagers today are under the influence of the DEVIL and there is NO other explanation for it! What this nation needs is another GODLY CRUSADE FOR CHRIST to bring these teens into the arms of the Lord. And, I'll tell you something else. All this GARBAGE about not spanking kids today is only making the problem WORSE! Spare the ROD and you spoil the child! A good licking is NEVER out of order, folks!!
Praise JESUS and fetch a switch off a tree!!
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Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. -
02-03-2007, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Love
Teenagers today are under the influence of the DEVIL and there is NO other explanation for it! What this nation needs is another GODLY CRUSADE FOR CHRIST to bring these teens into the arms of the Lord. And, I'll tell you something else. All this GARBAGE about not spanking kids today is only making the problem WORSE! Spare the ROD and you spoil the child! A good licking is NEVER out of order, folks!!
Praise JESUS and fetch a switch off a tree!!
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You can't find a good argument so you say we should be spanked. That's realy good debatting. I could say that you need a lot of kicks in your ass for what you just said, but I won't, because I respect other people.
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