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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 01:53 AM

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I have a small question as you have chosen to trespass this Godly forum.

Why do you wiccans spread your legs for any bum that happens to pass your way?

Is it somehow connected to your faith or just a result of your lack of inner moral compass?

Yours in Christ!
I've never "spread my legs" for anyone that I didn't truely love. Of course, I've had my heart broken a few times, so I can be a little hesitant about even starting a relationship.

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Hi Bambi, I knew a girl in Patterson NJ by the same name. Is it you?
I've never been to New Jersey.

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Please don't start sending me friend requests. I only accept them from True Christians.
Very well.

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So you chose the whore/witch deathstyle because you knew it would enable you to commit as many heinous crimes as you fancied? Why does that not surprise me.
I've never committed any type of crime.

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Young ladies these days are under a lot of pressure to engage in casual, anal sex with strange men and boys. Unless you have a sturdy moral foundation (like Jesus) upon which to base your decisions, you are bound to be drawn down the slippery slope of lube and feces that is the quasi-gay deathstyle.

Quasi-gays engage in all of the signature practices of full blown gays, except they do it primarily with members of the opposite sex. These practices include fisting, bestiality, blood orgies, the use of illicit narcotics, and the worship of and sacrifice of animals and humans to Satan.
I have never engaged in anal sex.
I believe that sex is sacred and should only be between 2 people who truely love each other.

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Does this sound familiar to you?
No, it doesn't.

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Well it's never too late to turn to Jesus Christ. He will forgive you, even when you can't forgive yourself. All you need to do it accept His forgiveness and do everything the King James Bible demands. Then you can leave your old "friends" behind. You know, the ones who ritually abused you from infancy and inducted you into the Wiccan cult.
I chose this path myself, and none of my friends have ever abused me.
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Welcome to Christianity, friend. Your journey is over.
I appreciate the over-all concern, but I can assure you, there is no need for it.

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Hi, Bambi, the Prodigal Sister!

I'd like to join Sister Talitha in congratulating you on your decision to turn away from ridiculous, man-made "religions" like Wicca and come to Jesus, who temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that He could forgive you, and anyone else who chooses to follow Him and repent, for breaking His Laws.

By deciding to follow Jesus, you escape forcing Him to resurrect you at Judgment from the peaceful sleep of death, so He can burn you alive for all eternity in His Lake of Fire! If that isn't Unconditional Love, I don't know what is!

This is wonderful! No doubt there is great rejoicing in Heaven at your decision to come to Jesus and be Saved!
I'm not abandoning my path because I believe it to be true for me.

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Bambi and Cassandra, please don't take this personnal, I don't harbor any ill feelings toward either of you as a person, it's just your kind that makes me physically sick to my stomach.
I appreciate the honesty.

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Well, with that said, could you do me a big favor? I am in charge of next year's 'halloween hell house' for our local Baptist church and would like some info on cauldrons. Where do you people usually go for your cauldron supplies? We are looking for a cauldron that will fit a young child to put the fear of Jesus deep into them.
Most of the time, any "cauldrons" that are out there are only a few inches high and are either used for herbs and such for rituals (although quite a few use decorative bowls), or the cauldron itself is used for simple decoration around the house around Halloween. Both of which are small and go on a tabletop or mantle.
There's no reason for there to be one that's any bigger than that.
<<(This isn't my altar.)
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Hopefully the same distributor that you use for cauldrons can also give me a good deal on brooms. If you are not too busy having lesbian orgies, please help me out! YIC! Glory!
I don't have lesbian orgies (or any orgies, for that matter).
As far as the brooms go, I going to take a guess and say that you're referencing the stereotypical witch-flying-on-a-broom image that are normally seen around Halloween.


Some wiccans do have brooms that look like that, but they're just for decoration, nothing more.
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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 02:09 AM

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I've never "spread my legs" for anyone that I didn't truely love. Of course, I've had my heart broken a few times, so I can be a little hesitant about even starting a relationship.
As you being a woman I understand that you don't know what love is. Why did you spread your leg in the first place.
Your not married.
By defention your not just a witch - you are a whore.

And why do you hate Jesus?


"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 03:24 AM

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I'm not abandoning my path because I believe it to be true for me.
Please explain this "true for me" concept.

Either a religion is true, or it is not.

Every false, man-made religion on earth claims it is the One True Religion. Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Not one says, "This is a religion that is true FOR ME."

Obviously, they are all wrong because they are not Christian. But that's not my point.

How can Truth be subjective? That's what you're suggesting, that Truth does not exist, that it is made up by each individual.


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 03:54 AM

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Please explain this "true for me" concept.

Either a religion is true, or it is not.

Every false, man-made religion on earth claims it is the One True Religion. Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Not one says, "This is a religion that is true FOR ME."

Obviously, they are all wrong because they are not Christian. But that's not my point.

How can Truth be subjective? That's what you're suggesting, that Truth does not exist, that it is made up by each individual.
I explained that in my first post:
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... In fact, I personally believe that all religious views are connected and that every “deities” that are worshipped are the same deity. I also believe that this is because every civilization had different spiritual and economic needs and that, due to differences in region and politics and so forth, they all saw this particular Supreme Being in different ways. Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread. ...
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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 04:35 AM

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl is at you nownownow in Christ's name.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I personally believe that all religious views are connected and that every “deities” that are worshipped are the same deity. I also believe that this is because every civilization had different spiritual and economic needs and that, due to differences in region and politics and so forth, they all saw this particular Supreme Being in different ways. ...
This means that you also believe that God (and all those other false deities) approve of neighboring cultures warring over their misunderstandings of Him, killing one another and each others' babies, and torturing each other, and burning one another alive, and committing all manner of atrocities and cruelty.

What sort of a sick monster do you worship, anyway?


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 04:38 AM

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This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl is at you nownownow in Christ's name.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
I never sent any "hexes" or "evil" towards you or anyone else, nor do I ever plan to.


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 04:47 AM

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This means that you also believe that God (and all those other false deities) approve of neighboring cultures warring over their misunderstandings of Him, killing one another and each others' babies, and torturing each other, and burning one another alive, and committing all manner of atrocities and cruelty.

What sort of a sick monster do you worship, anyway?
I see that you have cut off the last sentence:

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...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


Proverbs 15:17
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I see that you have cut off the last sentence:
It's not relevant to the point, Bambi.

Your "belief" means that this amorphous "deity" of yours knowingly allowed hundreds of millions of people over millenia to misunderstand Truth, and fight and kill and torture one another, even burning one another alive and slaughtering children, over their misunderstandings.

So, again I ask, WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER DO YOU WORSHIP?


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It must be tough to live around all of that intolorance.
Yes, Sister, you could say that. The yearly Witch Hunts are the worst, but outside of the "hunting season," as we've grown used to call it, you still live like a social outcast. When children see me, they often run away in abject terror, shouting "witch, witch!" I'd better make my way out of there then, before devout church members chase me away with gunfire.

But I must say, I've grown used to this way of living. I just mind my step, and I know some people in town I can trust, and, after all, the Mother Goddess watches the steps of me and my coven members!

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There are a few people in my town who think I do the same things, but I guess I'm lucky enough not to be completely surrounded by it. It's also very tough to go skyclad where I live, especially this time of year.
Yes, you can easily catch a cold. We usually go skyclad at Yule, and sometimes we perform our rituals at twice the speed, to make sure we stay warm enough!

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Well, my parents always taught me and my siblings that a baptism never counts unless you fully believe, which at that time I did.
After my father gave me one of the worst thrashings of my life, I managed to pretend very convincingly that I indeed did believe fully.

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Yes, there are some gems in Proverbs. Many of those sayings, of course, date from earlier, polytheistic traditions of the jewish people, before the intolerance of Yahwism took over.

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I myself do not use much images either. To me, most importance lies in the rituals, like Drawing down the Moon. Also, I think the deities are more a spiritual force, that seldom manifest themselves in a physical form.

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Not having a broom myself (I have a vacuum cleaner, it's better to clean my place, even though it lacks the aerodynamic properties of a broomstick), I would say a Harry Potter fanshop usually does the trick, christian.


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Bambi or Cassandra, whichever one of you put a hex on me, please remove it. As soon as I made my post demeaning witches, and hit the "submit reply" button, within a couple of seconds I lost my ability to 'raise the flag'. Coincidence? I think not!
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Bambi or Cassandra, whichever one of you put a hex on me, please remove it. As soon as I made my post demeaning witches, and hit the "submit reply" button, within a couple of seconds I lost my ability to 'raise the flag'. Coincidence? I think not!
Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.


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Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.
I'm still waiting for you to explain why you worship a sick, sadistic monster that allows people to believe lies and kill, torture, and burn alive one another (and one another's children), when according to you, they are all worshiping this monster, but "in different ways" because of "mistranslations and misunderstandings".

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Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.
Don't lie, you were attempting to steal his tallywhacker, weren't you! We know witches do that sort of thing!

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Answer. There is no doubt that certain witches can do marvellous things with regard to male organs, for this agrees with what has been seen and heard by many, and with the general account of what has been known concerning that member through the senses of sight and touch. And as to how this thing is possible, it is to be said that it can be done in two ways, either actually and in fact, as the first arguments have said, or through some prestige or glamour. But when it is performed by witches, it is only a matter of glamour; although it is no illusion in the opinion of the sufferer. For his imagination can really and actually believe that something is not present, since by none of his exterior sense, such as sight or touch, can he perceive that it is present.


From this it may be said that there is a true abstraction of the member in imagination, although not in fact; and several things are to be noted as to how this happens. And first as to two methods by which it can be done. It is no wonder that the devil can deceive the outer human senses, since, as has been treated of above, he can illude the inner senses, by bringing to actual perception ideas that are stored in the imagination. Moreover, he deceives men in their natural functions, causing that which is visible to be invisible to them, and that which is tangible to be intangible, and the audible inaudible, and so with the other senses. But such things are not true in actual fact, since they are caused through some defect introduced in the sense, such as the eyes or the ears, or the touch, by reason of which defect a man’s judgement is deceived.

This is a Christian forum! Please keep your foul illusions and glamours to yourself, please.


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Don't lie, you were attempting to steal his tallywhacker, weren't you! We know witches do that sort of thing!


This is a Christian forum! Please keep your foul illusions and glamours to yourself, please.
Certainly not! As I have stated before, I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, whether good or bad, will comeback to them three-fold. Hexes such as this would only send bad energy back towards be.
Besides, what would be the point of that kind of hex?

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I'm still waiting for you to explain why you worship a sick, sadistic monster that allows people to believe lies and kill, torture, and burn alive one another (and one another's children), when according to you, they are all worshiping this monster, but "in different ways" because of "mistranslations and misunderstandings".

This is what your monster wants?
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...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


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Default Re: <Quirky Introduction Title> - 02-26-2011, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Amara "Bambi" Mumpsimus ...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


You have said this three times.

As I have repeatedly pointed out, your imaginary "deity" must have KNOWN THIS WAS HAPPENING, and ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

Therefore, the sick monster you worship, which is according to you "the only deity, but by different names", KNOWS that people don't understand what it wants, KNOWS that they are torturing and murdering one another over it, and DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Are you really so stupid as not to comprehend what I'm asking you?

You call this "Lord and Lady" all-loving and gentle, yet it/they stand back and watch people who, according to you, don't understand what it/they want, destroy one another.

Your "Lord and Lady" obviously must be a sadistic, bloodthirsty monster which enjoys seeing people tortured and mutilated and burned alive.

How can you sleep at night, knowing you worship such an evil creation?


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...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


You have said this three times.

As I have repeatedly pointed out, your imaginary "deity" must have KNOWN THIS WAS HAPPENING, and ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

Therefore, the sick monster you worship, which is according to you "the only deity, but by different names", KNOWS that people don't understand what it wants, KNOWS that they are torturing and murdering one another over it, and DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Are you really so stupid as not to comprehend what I'm asking you?

You call this "Lord and Lady" all-loving and gentle, yet it/they stand back and watch people who, according to you, don't understand what it/they want, destroy one another.

Your "Lord and Lady" obviously must be a sadistic, bloodthirsty monster which enjoys seeing people tortured and mutilated and burned alive.

How can you sleep at night, knowing you worship such an evil creation?
People have free will. If they choose to commit evil against one another, then so be it. That is why there is the ThreeFold Law, which some people choose to ignore, but still affects them nonetheless.


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People have free will. If they choose to commit evil against one another, then so be it. That is why there is the ThreeFold Law, which some people choose to ignore, but still affects them nonetheless.
So "free will" is your deity's excuse for allowing people to commit atrocities based on wrong information, when they think they are doing what this deity demands of them?

You're doing some serious mental gymnastics here, dear.


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Certainly not! As I have stated before, I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, whether good or bad, will comeback to them three-fold. Hexes such as this would only send bad energy back towards be.
Besides, what would be the point of that kind of hex?
Listen witch, it is common knowledge that your kind are satanic sex perverts. Sending a spell at Brother Walk's penis would be just the sort of thing a witch slut like yourself would do. You are obviously hoping that three penises worth of orgy sex energy will be returned to you and your insatiable cooter.


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