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Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-28-2011, 02:52 PM
I mean, drinking milk is kinda gay. But i have heard that homogenized milk came from gay cows?!
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-28-2011, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
I mean, drinking milk is kinda gay. But i have heard that homogenized milk came from gay cows?!
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Many of the cows are actually lesbians, that's why lesbians are usually referred as fat cows. Still, milk they produce is not homogenized. It is liberal demoncrats who put homogenizing agent in the milk after milking the cow. It must be one more plot from Hussein Obanana to make people unhappy, gay and on their way to hell.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-28-2011, 03:38 PM
@Brother Alphonse:
That is discusting! Lesbian cows licking each others private parts? Im going to replace the milk with beer. My kids have to deal with it.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-28-2011, 07:31 PM
Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This means all the people who eat cheese are actually giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.
But what I am really curious about is, who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-28-2011, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Stringy Bean
Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This all the people who eat cheese are giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 04:03 AM
It's all too true.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 04:08 AM
I don't drink homo milk. I only like milk that comes from straight cows.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 11:45 AM
Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this
I never buy homogenised milk!
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 12:00 PM
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Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this
I never buy homogenised milk!
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Yuck! Debauchery is getting rampant everywhere! I blame it on pinko-commie-treehugging media.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
@Brother Alphonse:
That is discusting! Lesbian cows licking each others private parts? Im going to replace the milk with beer. My kids have to deal with it.
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So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tehnoobydude
So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.
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The King James Bible has nothing to say one way or the other on the subject of beer.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 01:58 PM
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So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.
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Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.
Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 02:25 PM
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Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.
Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica
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Even scientists agree that God hates this new homo milk.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Stringy Bean
Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This means all the people who eat cheese are actually giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.
But what I am really curious about is, who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?
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Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'
Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?
I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'
Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?
I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!
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Genesis 32:15 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.
Genesis 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.
That'd be the Joos.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 02:45 PM
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Genesis 32:15 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.
Genesis 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.
That'd be the Joos.
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You mean the 'juice'? The milk, yes?
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'
Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?
I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!
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First they'd have to work out the difference between a cow and a bull. I understand that bulls are less resistant to such a procedure......
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
American Cheese™ is an exception to this, I believe. Especially when it is melted over a plate of Freedom Fries battered with Old Milwaukee.
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Sorry Billy Bob, I forgot all about Godly American Cheese™. When I mentioned cheese, I had been thinking of that vile and disgusting race of frog eaters, with their Camembert’s, Bries and Rochforts and the Dutch with that stuff they use as innersoles for their clogs. Obviously Godly American Cheese™ is made from purely straight cows, one bull one heifer, who procreate only by use of the missionary position. It had also slipped my mind that straight American cow milk, was turned sour not by the rage of God but by industrious, and skilled American ingenuity.
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So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.
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You raised that question because of what exactly? I am getting a slight hint of a vibe that you might be actually disapproving of our much beloved and highly esteemed, Titus Templeton.
Just look at the facts and engage your brain before opening your mouth Tecnoobydude. God shows his deep dissatisfaction with homer milk by turning it sour. He also made his thoughts clear on the subject by making many people lactose intolerant. I don't remember a time when God ever turned my beer sour or me, malt and hops intolerant. Did you ever see beer separate into curds and whey and start frothing and giving off a pungent smell? I think that Gods opinions on both abominable homer milk and beer are made quite clear, through his divine interventions. If you choose to ignore his feelings and follow disgusting French eating habits, I am pretty sure which direction you will be heading come judgment day.
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'
Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?
I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!
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The idea of touching the things that dangle from a cows sternum appall me Maria. I can not concieve of the brain impulse that would lead me to ever consider touching them, let alone drink from one. Obviously the first person to do so was a very sick individual with very perverted sexual desire. I imagine the practice first originated in a latin nation quite possibly by the Pope.
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-29-2011, 07:59 PM
This pretty much tells everything about ideology behind homogenized milk. Obama liberals have even put heavy metal in use when advertizing homogenizing milk for our youth!
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Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? -
07-30-2011, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
American Cheese™ is an exception to this, I believe. Especially when it is melted over a plate of Freedom Fries battered with Old Milwaukee.
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Yes, American Cheese is the cheese you want, your wife can easily recognize it when she's doing groceries because it has a healthy orange color, unlike foreign cheese which has a ghostly pallor from all the milk and udder crap they put in it.
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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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