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Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 04:32 PM
For the last time, I don't know if Dr. Laurie in rehab for a farmville addiction, or if she's hiding away an out-of-wedlock pregnancy, or what. I don't want to hear about it anymore. NO MORE GOSSIP!
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 04:48 PM
I wasn't gossipping, I was just saying that a friend of my hairdresser heard she's addicted to Pepsi. And that she snorts it, for some reason. Is it some new form of nasal sex?
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 04:52 PM
This is like that rumor that Dr Laurie was having Anne Coulter's kid. Absolutely absurd. The kind of lies from the LAMEstream media that want to cover up all the people Obama has had murdered.
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 04:54 PM
Well, she's NOT pregnant, so stop looking at me. Maybe she had an accident with her Sacred Life Sperm Bank. I am a generous benifactor of that institution. Look, if the baby comes out fat that proves nothing, she's fat too.
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 04:58 PM
Look, so what if there's a video on youporn claiming to be Trent and Laurie having sex, the thing is so low-definition someone could have just taken stock footage of walruses mating and then dubbed over the soundtrack with some woopie-cushion work.
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-18-2011, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Look, so what if there's a video on youporn claiming to be Trent and Laurie having sex, the thing is so low-definition someone could have just taken stock footage of walruses mating and then dubbed over the soundtrack with some woopie-cushion work.
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I agree, this is no more valid that those badly forged gay sex videos claiming to be of Pastor Zeke. The problem with the internet is it is anyone can pretend to be anything they want. Something that just turns my TRUE Christian™ stomach.
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-19-2011, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I agree, this is no more valid that those badly forged gay sex videos claiming to be of Pastor Zeke. The problem with the internet is it is anyone can pretend to be anything they want. Something that just turns my TRUE Christian™ stomach.
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Amen to THAT!
And I'd like to deny the nasty rumor that Dr. Laurie is the one who set fire to my basement in an attempt to escape from a bear. There was no fire!
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-19-2011, 04:05 AM
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Amen to THAT!
And I'd like to deny the nasty rumor that Dr. Laurie is the one who set fire to my basement in an attempt to escape from a bear. There was no fire!
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Like you told the Freehold Committee on Public Moral Safety - no fire! no bear!
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie -
07-28-2011, 08:28 PM
Thank you for complying. I logged on today with the fear that I would see several thread speculating on lurid tales of Dr. Laurie's college lesbianism.
There are no so such tales, and thank you for not looking for them/making them up.
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