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Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-22-2006, 12:45 PM
Jesus has killed a young polack thief. Let THIS be a lesson to you young heathens out there. Jesus kills sinners dead.
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Shoplifted toy costs teen his life
Nolan Mieczynski was a popular boy who loved playing paintball in the back yard.
But like other boys his age, the Brewer High School freshman hated Jesus as well.
Family members say that Nolan, 14, and a friend were ignoring God's law on the evening of Dec. 12 at the Wal-Mart on Clifford Street in west Fort Worth when they slipped a paintball gun into the friend's backpack and attempted to leave without paying.
When an alarm sounded, a customer detained the friend. Nolan fled the scene. His mother, Judy Mieczynski, was grocery shopping when she got one last brief phone call from her son.
He said that his friend had got caught shoplifting, Mieczynski said he told me he was running and said he was going to go to the gas station.
He never made it.
While dashing across the 9400 block of Clifford Street in an apparent attempt to escape capture, Nolan was struck by an eastbound 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass. The impact knocked him from his shoes.
He was taken to Harris Methodist Fort Worth hospital, where he slipped into a coma. On Tuesday, one week after the accident, he died from his injuries. The boy's family said they hope Nolan's death may serve as a lesson to other teens to follow the Holy Bible to the letter.
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Praise Jesus! That little fool won't try and rob a multi-billion dollar corporation of a $25 toy ever again! Remember this punks, goths and homers: Jesus is ready willing and able to kill you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-22-2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus has killed a young polack thief. Let THIS be a lesson to you young heathens out there. Jesus kills sinners dead.
He was taken to Harris Methodist Fort Worth hospital, where he slipped into a coma.
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So, as if being born into a family of amoral Polish Catholics wasn't enough to ensure the child's fate, they had to add insult to injury by taking him to a Methodist hospital? Any chance the child had of earning Jesus' mercy was wiped out right there.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-23-2006, 04:21 AM
GODddd.......I can't believe you two boys! Don't you feel any sympathy for that little child? Oh well....dreamy sigh....I guess boys will be boys....hmmmm????
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-23-2006, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
Oh well....dreamy sigh....I guess boys will be boys....hmmmm????
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You sick necropederast! I can't believe you have the audacity to come in here and use our Godly Church forums to fantasise about that poor dead Polack boy's corpse! Get thee behind me, Satan!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-23-2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Get thee behind me, Satan!
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That's a little worrying...
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-24-2006, 02:20 AM
WoooHooo....Get thee behind me too!!!!!!!!!!
Now Brother Temperance, really....you know fully well that I was having no such fantasy about a corpse. In fact, that's a pretty SICK thought there BT. I can't believe such a thought would come from a good Christian mind such as yours (lol...oh YES I would!!).
Tell me BT....pleassseeee....WHY do CHRISTIANS have such BIG hangups when it comes to SEXUAL MATTERS? I mean really, SEX is a NATURAL act is it not, Sweet Pea? I guess I've just never understood why Christians have such a thing against sex and sexual matters. I'm sure it something Freudian, right??
Chow love,
Twink
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-24-2006, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
WoooHooo....Get thee behind me too!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me BT....pleassseeee....WHY do CHRISTIANS have such BIG hangups when it comes to SEXUAL MATTERS? I mean really, SEX is a NATURAL act is it not,
Chow love,
Twink
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Violating the corpse of dead polish kids is supposed to natural?. Friend, I think you need Jesus help here if you can't see what is wrong with that. It may sound like fun to you to probe that poor child's orifices until they fall apart and the cut new ones in the corpse for you to use your daddy stick on but Jesus is not happy about that all.
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-24-2006, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
I guess I've just never understood why Christians have such a thing against sex and sexual matters. I'm sure it something Freudian, right??
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No, our desire to cleanse the world of iniquity has nothing to do with some atheist Jew who euthanized himself seventy years ago. Why would you think such a thing?
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-24-2006, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Violating the corpse of dead polish kids is supposed to natural?. Friend, I think you need Jesus help here if you can't see what is wrong with that. It may sound like fun to you to probe that poor child's orifices until they fall apart and the cut new ones in the corpse for you to use your daddy stick on but Jesus is not happy about that all.
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You do know you took what he said out of context right?
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-26-2006, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
WoooHooo....Get thee behind me too!!!!!!!!!!
....WHY do CHRISTIANS have such BIG hangups when it comes to SEXUAL MATTERS? I mean really, SEX is a NATURAL act is it not, Sweet Pea? I guess I've just never understood why Christians have such a thing against sex and sexual matters. I'm sure it something Freudian, right??
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Get behind ya? GET BEHIND YA?? You is one SICK PERVERT SINNER BOY!! Lookie here, sex IS natural if it between a MAN and a WOMAN but the kind of "sex" your kind has is an absolute ABOMINATION SODOMITE!!
TRUE CHRISTIANS don't have no "thing" against sex or sexual mattes lessin' it be about YOUR kind of SEXUAL PERVERSION. Don't ya knows that God DESTROYED Sodom and Gomorrah for the VERY kind of SEXUAL SIN you engage in nightly? Boy what be wrong with ya? Get a GRIP!! Come up from out of the PIT and REPENT!! Abandon your SNAKE PIT OF QUEER SIN!!
TURN TO JESUS!!
It's the LAST HOUR! Tomorrow could be the LAST DAY!! Ain't ya scared of facin' the WRATH OF THE LORD?
REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS!!
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-26-2006, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
You do know you took what he said out of context right?
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Oh, so you think necro-pedophilia is a good thing? Why hold back; just wrap that telephone cord around that kid's neck and start pumping but. Heck, in what ever liberal hell hole you live in you might even be considered a hero for doing a post pregnancy abortion don't blame us when Jesus boot kicks your backside into hell friend.
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-29-2006, 02:02 AM
OK, getting past all the talk about 'getting behind thee' and necrophilia, back to the original topic, that was a completely random accident. You can't honestly claim there's a religious connection. Yes, it was wrong of them to steal when the rest of us have to cough up, but what cost that kid's life was not looking before crossing the road.
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Re: Jesus Kills Teen, Eighth Commandment Enforced -
12-29-2006, 02:41 AM
There are no "accidents," honey. Yes, he may have failed to look both ways before crossing, but why did he make that mistake? He did it because he had committed a crime (and a sin) and was trying to escape justice... and thus met far sterner retribution in the form of three thousand pounds of fast-moving steel. God has a Plan for all of us and has infused this universe with a divine logic; only a fool would fail to see that.
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