[Brother Harold Porter]

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy.

AUTOfellatio, Brother?

Does the marijuana also enhance flexibility? Or something else . . .

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

AUTOfellatio, Brother?

Does the marijuana also enhance flexibility? Or something else . . .

Reverend,

This nasty substance doesn't actually increase flexibility. But one thing our study found is that, as proponents of its legalization suggest, it is a powerful anesthetic. Combined with the psychotic effect of suspending all morality, the over-articulation of the spine (that would normally be quite painful) is not an issue.

To be clear though, self-service was only observed in the subjects that were alone. All subjects indicated that wicked sodomy was the overwhelming preference while under the influence of the Devil.

Pray that this dangerous drug is completely eradicated!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Brothers in Christ,

It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.

Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?

As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:

"Wherefore doth a living man complain, a man for the punishment of his sins?" Lamentations 3:39 - KJV

It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.

So Brothers, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?

I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.

In Christ!

[Gaps]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers in Christ,

It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.

Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?

As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:
It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.

So Brothers, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?

I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.

In Christ!

You are a funny man ,Brother Harold Porter. The quote is not an answer. Its just a quote.

I do not say cannabis and marihuana is without concern for your health, but it does not make you gay - just stoned.

[Nobar King]

That's how they soften you up. (That's a euphemism).

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Grapes

I do not say cannabis and marihuana is without concern for your health, but it does not make you gay - just stoned.

In your case, marijuana would not make you gay because you are already a flaming bottom queen accustomed to foul sin with strange men every day, sober or under the influence. But our study has proven conclusively that men not already afflicted with gayness will certainly become rectum-ravaging Sodomites under the influence of this foul weed.

With God's grace, they will repent and their colons will heal. But the AIDS is their punishment from God and they must live the rest of their lives as the walking biohazard that they are.

You can be saved too if you come to Jesus. You'll always have the AIDS and likely need a permanent colostomy when your rectumosis becomes acute due to the constant abuse, but Jesus will love you anyway.

In Christ

[ProudAsexualAthiest]

And happy, and generally everything Christianity keeps away.

[RepentingSinner]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers in Christ,

It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.

Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?

As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:



It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.

So Brothers, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?

I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.

In Christ!

Brother Porter,

I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by RepentingSinner

Brother Porter,

I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?

Uh huh. I bet you would. So you could twist, manipulate and dismiss my work because I am a man of God? Continue in your gleeful sodomy and advocate for the rectal rape of others?

In any event, the study will be available for sale once the peer review process is completed with my fellow True Scientists™. You will need a Paypal account to purchase.

In Christ

[BelovedEternally]

I honestly can say I advoid smoking pot for the reason that it stupid and uncool.

No Pot For Me Brothers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Proof positive.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Proof positive.

Thank you Pastor. Putrid filth, but it needs to be seen by those that would ingest the weed and then seek incestuous sodomy.

[bigchuckcripgang]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

so your telling me in college those few doobies you smoked you sucked a fat one right after i knew this church was full of homos landover baptist church repent!!!! I am your salvation!!!

[Unrepentant Pagan]

I have never been interested in men while stoned. Just so you know we are focused completely on corrupting your fine young men and women. Come to the dark side it is much more fun. Don't worry you can use the death bed conversion and still get into heaven. Have all the fornication and drugs you want, God will forgive you at the end.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Unrepentant Pagan

I have never been interested in men while stoned. Just so you know we are focused completely on corrupting your fine young men and women. Come to the dark side it is much more fun. Don't worry you can use the death bed conversion and still get into heaven. Have all the fornication and drugs you want, God will forgive you at the end.

Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible, Miss Godmocker?

[slippery slither]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

spell check broken on your end? this is one of the biggest piles of crap i have ever read. do you know you would have to be some kinda circus freak to perform autofellatio or be hung like a dag gone mule. and it is spelled "through".

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by slippery slither

spell check broken on your end? this is one of the biggest piles of crap i have ever read. do you know you would have to be some kinda circus freak to perform autofellatio or be hung like a dag gone mule. and it is spelled "through".

Wrong sissy.

Threw.

to propel or cast in any way, especially to project or propel from the hand by a sudden forward motion or straightening of the arm and wrist: to throw a ball.

Get saved or fry.

[dannylovesthebone]

wow just signed up to comment on this thread, maruijuana makes people gay?


where the heck do you guys come up with this outlandish stuff


id love to meet some of you lunatics and pick your brains, i smoke marijuana and i have 2 kids and a happy marriage.


stop spreading lies and deceit through the words of God, you should all be ashamed of yourselves

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

wow just signed up to comment on this thread, maruijuana makes people gay?


where the heck do you guys come up with this outlandish stuff


id love to meet some of you lunatics and pick your brains, i smoke marijuana and i have 2 kids and a happy marriage.


stop spreading lies and deceit through the words of God, you should all be ashamed of yourselves

Did you read the study? Smoke about three joints and you aren't going to stop another man from going down on you.