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Scared STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 12-22-2015, 04:53 PM

Friends, it has started

Satan Wars is now spreading to churches and indoctrinating our youth


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German church hosts galactic service to celebrate Star Wars release Children carried toy lightsabers to a church in Berlin and some of the congregation dressed up as Darth Vader on Sunday to mark the release of the new Star Wars movie with a service on Sunday.

At the terracotta-brick Zion Church, an organist played the movie series' theme and Ulrike Garve, a vicar in training, opened the Protestant service with the words "The wait is over - the Force has awakened!"

A screen set up next to the altar showed a clip from a Star Wars movie in which Luke Skywalker fights off Darth Vader and declares to The Emperor that he will never turn to the Dark Side. Garve and fellow vicar in training Lucas Ludewig, fans of the seven-part epic space movie series, said Skywalker's actions showed it was important to eschew violence.

Speaking to a packed church with capacity for 500 people, they said this was also a message found in the New Testament of the Christian Bible, in which some passages refer to overcoming evil with good.

"The more we talked about it, the more parallels we discovered between Christian traditions and the movies," said Garve. "We wanted to make churchgoers aware of these analogies."
This is just terrible Exodus 20:3-5 KJV makes this VERY clear

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3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 12-29-2015, 05:22 AM

Oh dear! Satan Wars is a horrible franchise, and they released another movie? I hear that the movie has a nigra who steals a robot, and a WOMAN who defeats a MAN. The latter is clearly an example of liebral PC.


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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 12-31-2015, 11:39 AM

The latest Star Wars movie was pure trash.
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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 12-31-2015, 12:19 PM

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The latest Star Wars movie was pure trash.
They are all pure trash. They are filled with references to New Age theology and the occult.



If you were genuine in your walk with Christ, you would never have watched it. God does not want us to fill our minds with junk.

Philippians 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

If you have a couple of hours free, instead of watching a movie, read Leviticus or Deuteronomy.
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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 12-31-2015, 10:08 PM

Reminder: The "Force" is NOT Jesus!

This is worse than the mooselimbs.


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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-08-2016, 07:02 AM

I don't understand why anyone watches these silly movies.



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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-12-2016, 08:26 PM

Because there awesome that's why! And Honestly I like the dark side better than the light side sure there the bad guys but come on there freaking cool.


Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-12-2016, 08:44 PM

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Because there awesome that's why! And Honestly I like the dark side better than the light side sure there the bad guys but come on there freaking cool.
I like that they didn't make Kylo Ren just another lamer version of Vader. He's what Anakin should've been in the prequels.

It was a bit too similar to A New Hope, but it was said the sequel would be really strange, so I'm excited for that.
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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-12-2016, 08:57 PM

Yeah when they were destroying star killer base it was really similar to the rebels destroying the death star. Kylo Ren was pretty cool I hope he gains more power to best Rey finally.


Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Yeah when they were destroying star killer base it was really similar to the rebels destroying the death star. Kylo Ren was pretty cool I hope he gains more power to best Rey finally.
What I need the most from the next two movies, is to see Luke just tearing it up, ala Starkiller (the character), but a thousand times better more refined, since he's supposed to be this incredibly powerful force user.
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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-12-2016, 09:09 PM

Idk if anybody could be as powerful as Galen Mark aka Starkiller. He was pretty sick maybe he could have killed palatine if he wasn't trying to help Kota? Man really hard to continue a conversation if I have to wait 300 seconds to post something.


Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Idk if anybody could be as powerful as Galen Mark aka Starkiller. He was pretty sick maybe he could have killed palatine if he wasn't trying to help Kota? Man really hard to continue a conversation if I have to wait 300 seconds to post something.
Luke has some pretty incredible EU feats. George Lucas even said he was the most powerful Force sensitive ever.
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Idk if anybody could be as powerful as Galen Mark aka Starkiller. He was pretty sick maybe he could have killed palatine if he wasn't trying to help Kota? Man really hard to continue a conversation if I have to wait 300 seconds to post something.
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Luke has some pretty incredible EU feats. George Lucas even said he was the most powerful Force sensitive ever.

What does this have to do with Jesus?


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What does this have to do with Jesus?
What does it have to do with Mormonism?


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Default Re: STAR WARS TAKING OVER CHURCHES - 01-12-2016, 09:40 PM

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What does it have to do with Mormonism?

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Ami don't argue It makes things worse plus I got the same infraction as you.


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You've been going on about the Battle Stars Galacticas in this thread. Kobol is Kolob.

Do you think all Christians are idiots?

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You've been going on about the Battle Stars Galacticas in this thread. Kobol is Kolob.
Star Wars is not Battlestar Galactica. The thread's on Star Wars, anyway. I don't see the problem.

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Before the edit, that was an oxymormon, so evidently not. It's nearly impossible for all Christians to be idiots. I mean, there's one to two billion of you.
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Star Wars is not Battlestar Galactica. The thread's on Star Wars, anyway. I don't see the problem.

Before the edit, that was an oxymormon, so evidently not. It's nearly impossible for all Christians to be idiots. I mean, there's one to two billion of you.
Star Wars, Star Trek it's all the same: some emo homer with a glowing rod who has no concept of Jesus or the Eternal temporary Sacrifice He made so you can avoid His righteousness.

Have you no sense of proprietary?

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