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Re: Just a won simple question -
02-19-2010, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by AnInnocentIcelander
With all due respect to the Landover Baptist Church I must inquire..
If your god really knows the future and controls actions of all humans and everyone and there is no way in changing the course he has decided for this world to go by
WHY DO YOU BOTHER PRAYING?!? It will not change anything even though you pray for a volcanic eruption in Iceland, your prayers dont mean anything.... isnt that what you are saying?????? ITS ALL DECIDED ISNT IT????
Because if you reply this note with something else you are talking in contradiction of what you said a few posts ago. SO WHAT are you going to answer. I can't wait to hear your response dear Landover
My best regards,
An innocent boy from Iceland
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Good points. Here is my take on this. Keep in mind I am not a Pastor of Bible Scholar. I am just a regular guy.
Yes, God has everything predetermined except what the people are going to do as He gave us Free Will. So he does have to tweak His Master Plan from time to time.
Now, I am sure he has it on a sticky note in heaven to wipe out iceland as it does make perfect sense, just like he did for haytei. Thing is, I bet he has quadrillions of these sticky notes, some stacked on top of on another. Some as mundane as "Bring Home Milk" to others "Inflict AIDS on all nigras and Homers". Somewhere is the note to wipe iceland off the face of His Earth. The big question is when is he going to get around to it. Today? In a month (after the rapture - kind of pointless then, right?). So we pray to let him keep an eye out for that sticky.
Hope this helps.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Just a won simple question -
02-19-2010, 08:55 PM
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Is me taking a piss at the toilet about learning lessons? Nahh it Isnt, some things in life are about learning lessons, but there is no need in talking badly about my country for the purpose of learning lessons.
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It is if you miss all the time. You learn how to clean toilets, at a minimum.
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Clarify that for me please... Are the rivers and birds pure evil? Are the baptist believers in Iceland pure evil...? Are the houses, churches, convenient stores, cars, roads... I can go on all day, and you have to clarify why all of those things are ... in fact.. EVIL!
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Rivers carry Gods water. Birds supply food for Man.
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I dont believe you misunderstood my point, but still I will clarify this for you. The emphasis was on "I thought you just said..." and that was exactly what you said, you SAID that there is no knowing of what the future holds, but still you want to figure it out... and believe you can.. by praying.. but my friend, you can't, as you have said, you cant know what the future holds, but you want to know it, so you pray, but you can't........ See this cycle Ive put myself in? YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE, BUT STILL YOU SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE... what is it with you?
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The best advice I can offer you son is to stop doing drugs, they have eaten away your mind.
Just say NO!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-19-2010, 08:58 PM
You are twisted in the head.... I have nothing more to say to you
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02-19-2010, 09:02 PM
How is it possible to be both an Icelander and Innocent? That's just crazy!! That's like saying AnInnocentRapist or ASmartNegro or AGenerousJoo.....
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02-19-2010, 09:03 PM
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The best advice I can offer you son is to stop doing drugs, they have eaten away your mind.
Just say NO!
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HAHAHAHAHA!
wow, I thought you were just set in your own mind, but wow!
you really are a psycho!
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Re: Just a won simple question -
02-19-2010, 09:04 PM
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You are twisted in the head.... I have nothing more to say to you
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You asked my opinion. Sorry if the truth hurts. See that is my greatest fault. I cannot be anything but honest. People take that as smug or full or bravado or even being cocksure. But I am a simple man who tells the truth. Few people can do it these days. There used to be this joo fellow, mel brooks. He was pretty honest, for a heb.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 09:07 PM
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How is it possible to be both an Icelander and Innocent? That's just crazy!! That's like saying AnInnocentRapist or ASmartNegro or AGenerousJoo.....
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and you call me a racist..... you really are a silly little person
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02-19-2010, 09:10 PM
They are soules that have been brainwashed so massively, they are the unsaved my friend James Hutchins. We dont call them psychos, we call them twisted in the head, or weakened souls of money schemes... and I do pity them, indeed I do... For when they lie on their deathbed and look back on their pitiful lives, they will fell regret, and in their last moments they will realize what a crappy live this has been, for they have been tricked... I wish it had'nt be like this, but hey, thats life, icelanders live a crappy one, living in hatred and a lie...
The peoples of iceland, you think Jesus in on your side, you think God is on your side, but you know deep in your hearts.. They do not side with murderers, and they do not side with haters.. for that is what you are.. haters... for that is who you are... Evil
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 09:12 PM
you people are monsters and make me sick if god shaw what you people are saying on theas wepside he whold smite u all
you people are no beter thean the rest of uss if one of the human being is going to hell becuse u sat so thean all of you have done murder and genocide
you sick sons and daughters of saten
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ice man
you people are monsters and make me sick if god shaw what you people are saying on theas wepside he whold smite u all
you people are no beter thean the rest of uss if one of the human being is going to hell becuse u sat so thean all of you have done murder and genocide
you sick sons and daughters of saten
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Who is 'god shaw', is he some writer or tv star?
what does "theas wepside" mean, is that devil speak?
I am not going to even try and figure out the rest.
Do you work for GEICO?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Just a won simple question -
02-19-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by AnInnocentIcelander
They are soules that have been brainwashed so massively, they are the unsaved my friend James Hutchins. We dont call them psychos, we call them twisted in the head, or weakened souls of money schemes... and I do pity them, indeed I do... For when they lie on their deathbed and look back on their pitiful lives, they will fell regret, and in their last moments they will realize what a crappy live this has been, for they have been tricked... I wish it had'nt be like this, but hey, thats life, icelanders live a crappy one, living in hatred and a lie...
The peoples of iceland, you think Jesus in on your side, you think God is on your side, but you know deep in your hearts.. They do not side with murderers, and they do not side with haters.. for that is what you are.. haters... for that is who you are... Evil
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Wow, you sure hate ice people. We do not hate them, we just have a mild dislike for what they stand for.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-19-2010, 09:28 PM
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Almost everyone can be saved, that might include you as well. Although murdering an innocent child before it is born is a very very evil thing to do.
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How about all the children of pregnant women in Reykjavík?
I am Lutheran christian, not because I hate jews, I don't (in fact, you seem to be more prejudiced against other people than anyone I've ever met here in Iceland. And you say you abide by the bible?!) but because I refuse to worship a splinter that supposedly came from Jesus's cross.
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02-19-2010, 09:29 PM
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Excuse me? How am I being intolerant? We are duped by your lewd TV shows, and I pray God to stop this by bringing judgment over your guilty country. Where did I ever shiow a sign of unbiblical intolerance?
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Sorry I can't tell you where you are "unbiblically intolerant" because I don't base my values on a 2000 year old book. Frankly I haven't read all of it, and never will. I'm afraid it will turn me into a person that spends my days praying to God to rain fire and brimstone over a country because I saw a childrens show that encourages healthy living and couldn't help but wanting to **** a kid.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-19-2010 at 09:33 PM.
Reason: Wants to do naughty things to children
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 09:31 PM
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How about all the children of pregnant women in Reykjavík?
I am Lutheran christian, not because I hate jews, I don't (in fact, you seem to be more prejudiced against other people than anyone I've ever met here in Iceland. And you say you abide by the bible?!) but because I refuse to worship a splinter that supposedly came from Jesus's cross.
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Children are born sinners. They remain so until they are old enough to comprehend their sins and repent with a clear mind.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 10:08 PM
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How about all the children of pregnant women in Reykjavík?
I am Lutheran christian, not because I hate jews, I don't (in fact, you seem to be more prejudiced against other people than anyone I've ever met here in Iceland. And you say you abide by the bible?!) but because I refuse to worship a splinter that supposedly came from Jesus's cross.
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I resent the implication that we are racist. We have even written adoringly of the many fine qualities of the Negro race. Actually, I would suggest it's YOU who are racist.... Do you have any Negroes or Spics in your church? No? We do.... we have a special section just for them in the balcony.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 11:29 PM
I want Icecream
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-19-2010, 11:30 PM
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I want Icecream
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I want you to leave us alone.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-19-2010, 11:59 PM
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I want you to leave us alone.
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How does God resolve this 2 prayers that can not be both anwered?
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02-20-2010, 12:00 AM
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How does God resolve this 2 prayers that can not be both anwered?
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He listens to the True Christian™.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
02-20-2010, 12:00 AM
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How does God resolve this 2 prayers that can not be both anwered?
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Why can't you have ice cream and leave us alone at the same time?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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