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Default A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 07:58 AM
I have had time to reflect over all of my posts from yesterday and I would like to say sorry to all of those that I have offended.

I know not why I say such things. I have opened my mind to any suggestions from any of you as to what I can do rectify my possition.

So far today I have: -

  • Spit on a black man
  • Threw coffee on a homo
  • Beat my wife for ruining my breakfast

What more can I do?
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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 08:05 AM
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I have had time to reflect over all of my posts from yesterday and I would like to say sorry to all of those that I have offended.

What more can I do?
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and ask him to forgive you.
We welcome persecution because The Bible tells us it will happen.


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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 08:36 AM
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Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and ask him to forgive you.
We welcome persecution because The Bible tells us it will happen.
How do I accept Jesus... I really want to know.

What is the best way to pray? Do I have to be on my knees?

I need someone to teach me
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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 08:55 AM
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How do I accept Jesus... I really want to know.

What is the best way to pray? Do I have to be on my knees?

I need someone to teach me
That's really not the issue right now, is it?
The first step you have to take, is to accept Jesus as your saviour, if you do that with all your hart praying will be easy for you cause the Holy Spirit will help you.


Romans 8:26-27

8:26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
8:27 And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the mind of the Spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God



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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 09:12 AM
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That's really not the issue right now, is it?
The first step you have to take, is to accept Jesus as your saviour, if you do that with all your hart praying will be easy for you cause the Holy Spirit will help you.


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8:26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
8:27 And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the mind of the Spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God

Ok... I am now bent over waiting for Jesus... do I need to set bait or will he come of his own accord?
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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 10:21 AM
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Ok... I am now bent over waiting for Jesus... do I need to set bait or will he come of his own accord?
That's the most discusting thing I've ever heard, you God mocking homer.

Bait or no bait - The only thing you can be sure of, is that you will burn in hell for that comment, if you don't turn to Jesus right now.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



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Default Re: A General and Frank apology - 09-03-2010, 11:09 AM
I have had time to reflect over all of my posts from yesterday and I would like to say sorry to all of those that I have offended.

I know not why I say such things. I have opened my mind to any suggestions from any of you as to what I can do rectify my possition.

So far today I have: -

  • Spit on a black man
  • Threw coffee on a homo
  • Beat my wife for ruining my breakfast




Well, lazybones, what did you do the rest of the morning? KnightofNothing, I could do that before breakfast.

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2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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