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Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins
I once saw an actual negro. I was in the room when someone turned on the television without thinking. The negro was wearing a shirt that went down to his knees like a gown and his pants were practically around his ankles. I assume this was a way for him to express his pride in being a homosexual, or at least cover up his shame (if not his buttocks). He had to speak very loudly and forcefully because there was all this noise in the background. Then I was surprised to see men and women committing pornographic acts on a dancefloor in front of him. It was all very disconcerting. I hope I never meet a negro in person.
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It must have been a shocking experience for you Sister Cindy. I personally take it upon myself to ensure that my dear Christian wife never has to lay her eyes upon a Negro. Being the man of the house I do all of the chores and errands that have to be done away from home so that she never has to be away from our compound. There is no risk of her having to actually see a Negro. We do not have a television at home and I restrict her leisure activities to Bible study. This dutiful care ensures that she is a sublimely happy, model Christian wife.
Sister Cindy, I'm sure your Godly husband has his own techniques to protect you from the sight of Negros and from sinful worldly escapades. Might I inquire about them? I'm always looking for new ways to keep my wife
under control happy.
I eagerly await to hear your advice in this matter!
Thank you!