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Default God issues warning to the Congo - 09-05-2010, 11:03 PM

Two makeshift ferries in the Congo have sunk in separate incidents. Note that nearby fishing boats did not attempt to rescue the drowning passengers. Compare that to what happened in NY when the plane went down in the Hudson River. Hundreds of Caucasians risked their lives to save their fellow human beings.

God once again reminds us that Negros are unable manage their own affairs or take on any tasks involving any real responsibility. They are most suited to picking cotton and weaving grass baskets as they spend their days singing spirituals and saying yassuh and nosuh.

God has once again given them a warning. Let us hope they are listening this time!

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Default Re: God issues warning to the Congo - 09-05-2010, 11:11 PM

I once saw an actual negro. I was in the room when someone turned on the television without thinking. The negro was wearing a shirt that went down to his knees like a gown and his pants were practically around his ankles. I assume this was a way for him to express his pride in being a homosexual, or at least cover up his shame (if not his buttocks). He had to speak very loudly and forcefully because there was all this noise in the background. Then I was surprised to see men and women committing pornographic acts on a dancefloor in front of him. It was all very disconcerting. I hope I never meet a negro in person.

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Default Re: God issues warning to the Congo - 09-05-2010, 11:36 PM

I nearly run one over, thankfully he smiled at some white woman he hoped to molest, I saw the white teeth and was able to swerve from his jiveing. Do they live in houses? As I only see them staggering on the road or begging in the gutter. My mother is scared of them, I can understand why, it must be upsetting for an old person or a decent person.
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Default Re: God issues warning to the Congo - 09-06-2010, 01:19 AM

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I once saw an actual negro. I was in the room when someone turned on the television without thinking. The negro was wearing a shirt that went down to his knees like a gown and his pants were practically around his ankles. I assume this was a way for him to express his pride in being a homosexual, or at least cover up his shame (if not his buttocks). He had to speak very loudly and forcefully because there was all this noise in the background. Then I was surprised to see men and women committing pornographic acts on a dancefloor in front of him. It was all very disconcerting. I hope I never meet a negro in person.

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It must have been a shocking experience for you Sister Cindy. I personally take it upon myself to ensure that my dear Christian wife never has to lay her eyes upon a Negro. Being the man of the house I do all of the chores and errands that have to be done away from home so that she never has to be away from our compound. There is no risk of her having to actually see a Negro. We do not have a television at home and I restrict her leisure activities to Bible study. This dutiful care ensures that she is a sublimely happy, model Christian wife.

Sister Cindy, I'm sure your Godly husband has his own techniques to protect you from the sight of Negros and from sinful worldly escapades. Might I inquire about them? I'm always looking for new ways to keep my wife under control happy.

I eagerly await to hear your advice in this matter!

Thank you!


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