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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 07:47 PM
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I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it. Everyone other fourm member here is actually pretty racist. Sure, nazis are in my opinion, the WORST people in history, but they have no right and high disres
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While God, for reasons which we cannot know, did allow sin to enter his creation, He is not the author of sin.
Using that kind of logic would allow us to do anything we want.
I suggest you trot on over to the Introductions sub-forum and tell us about yourself.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 07:49 PM
-pect for you. Sorry, my laptop is old and it randomly clicks stuff all the time.
1 Peter 2:17 Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedWithRespect
-pect for you. Sorry, my laptop is old and it randomly clicks stuff all the time.
1 Peter 2:17 Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.
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Hello, and welcome! The verse to which you are referring is this:
Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.
1 Peter 2:17
Perhaps you'd like to read the Holy Bible before picking out random verses you find on google and sharing them as if you have some special insight because God loves you like a special snowflake, then you will understand what it means to honour all men and love the brotherhood.
Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 08:06 PM
You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedWithRespect
You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
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Did you even bother to read the link Sister Mary so graciously provided for your education?
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedWithRespect
You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
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I'll be honest with you young lady: not one thing you have said so far makes me think you have read the Bible and live by it.
I bet you think being gaywise is okay, too
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedWithRespect
You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
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Of course I don't honour ALL men, I honor all men the LORD commands me to honor (hint, the "brotherhood," information about which can be found in the link I provided).
To suggest perverts should be given the same respect as my Brothers in Christ is offensive and horrifying! Is that your game? To put all people equal so perverts and pedophiles can come out of the closet and get married like the homos can?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
12-01-2013, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ConfusedWithRespect
I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it.
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God created cancer too, does that mean He wants us all to get cancer? What kind of a false Christian church do you attend? What kind of blasphemy does your Pastor spew from his pulpit?
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-04-2014, 02:18 AM
Masturbation is fantastic and something that anyone with free will should be able to practice.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-04-2014, 02:23 AM
Maybe if I had masturbated instead of engaging in premarital sex, I wouldn't have had to watch my ex having an abortion. But then again I knew that the child would have either been gay or an atheist, so I guess I did the right thing by disowning them. From life.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-04-2014, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by VincentWhite
Maybe if I had masturbated instead of engaging in premarital sex, I wouldn't have had to watch my ex having an abortion. But then again I knew that the child would have either been gay or an atheist, so I guess I did the right thing by disowning them. From life.
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Hello dear, and welcome to our wonderful forums. I have the feeling you are trying to "shock" us with something so hateful, so horrifying, that you can imagine we must be suffering collective heart attacks at this very minute. It's not true, friend. Many members of God's Favorite Church were once like you - furious masturbaters, frantically trying to offend the LORD and all His favorite people in hopes of dulling the guilt and pain they felt deep down in their souls. But the LORD JESUS CHRIST is willing to each and every deviant, decrepit, foul, inhumane sin if only we pledge our allegiance directly to Him, without restriction, without reservation (Romans 6:23; John 14:23; John 15:10). Today is a good day for redemption. Won't you find out what the LORD may have in store for you?
You are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-04-2014, 02:46 AM
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Yup. You certainly got me pegged.
Jesus might have died for our sins, but I'm willing to do it for your mere entertainment. You can't say fairer than that.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-04-2014, 03:34 AM
It's not for your entertainment, but for God's wrath and for yourself:
1 Corinthians 6:18 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Deal with it:
Matthew 5:30 - And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-07-2014, 07:17 PM
Please help! My one year old mimics a movement that looks familiar to masturbation. I am not truly sure if it is or not seeing as I, as a saved Christian, have never done it or looked at disgusting pornography. What should I do to protect my son from the gates of hell? If he's not already there? I know that even babies are not safe from God's wrath.
God Bless
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-07-2014, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Zamininc
Please help! My one year old mimics a movement that looks familiar to masturbation. I am not truly sure if it is or not seeing as I, as a saved Christian, have never done it or looked at disgusting pornography. What should I do to protect my son from the gates of hell? If he's not already there? I know that even babies are not safe from God's wrath.
God Bless
-Zamininc
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This thread is a good read for masturbating children.
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-07-2014, 07:27 PM
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This thread is a good read for masturbating children.
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Thank you John. That will help a lot.
Although I don't know if the same learning techniques would work on a one year old... Do you have personally have any suggestions that might help to make my baby see the will of the lord and to stop defiling himself?
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Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION -
01-07-2014, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zamininc
Thank you John. That will help a lot.
Although I don't know if the same learning techniques would work on a one year old... Do you have personally have any suggestions that might help to make my baby see the will of the lord and to stop defiling himself?
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There are a great many True Christian™ friendly discipline styles. I suggest you and your wife teach your infant the importance and pleasure of serving God by serving you through what we call, "First Time Obedience." Eventually, they'll learn to anticipate your needs. That makes for a peaceful and therefore pleasant family! You can read more about how to do that in this thread.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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