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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 05:03 PM
umm....What?
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 06:45 PM
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Hey, I never said anything about green jello not being satanic....I said jello in general. There's nothing wrong with jello!
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Try using it pn a Slip-n-Slide instead of water...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Unsaved Trash Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan using different names. Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 06:49 PM
Great prank to try on my cousins.... No, I wouldn't do that, they have a hard enough time as it is.
Have you ever made a slip n' slide out of water, soap and baby oil? They did that at the Church Camp I used to go to.... Ah the memories of a place to which I shall never return.
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GuardianoftheBlind
Great prank to try on my cousins.... No, I wouldn't do that, they have a hard enough time as it is.
Have you ever made a slip n' slide out of water, soap and baby oil? They did that at the Church Camp I used to go to.... Ah the memories of a place to which I shall never return.
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I've never tried that. Doesn't the soap break down the baby oil?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 06:53 PM
Would you two sows stop clogging up GOD'S Favorite Forum with your meaningless banter. This forum is about JESUS. Not about how you get cheap sex thrills with jello and baby oil.
GuardianofTards, you will find yourself on moderation if you have to be warned again.
VERY Stern, Sister Thumper
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Unsaved Trash Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan using different names. Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 07:00 PM
Question, how is it a "cheap sex thrill" as it was done at a Christian Bible camp? That just does not make any sense as the Bible camp was not Catholic.
To Dances, okay maybe the soap wasn't added, I havn't been to camp in so many years after most of my friends there turned their back on me.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GuardianoftheTards
Question, how is it a "cheap sex thrill" as it was done at a Christian Bible camp? That just does not make any sense as the Bible camp was not Catholic.
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It was not a True Christian™ Bible Camp so I'm sure it was nothing but an orgy with people writhing, moaning and covered in Jello and baby oil.
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I havn't been to camp in so many years after most of my friends there turned their back on me.
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JESUS has turned HIS back on you too. Enjoy Hell you depraved sinner
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Would you two sows stop clogging up GOD'S Favorite Forum with your meaningless banter. This forum is about JESUS. Not about how you get cheap sex thrills with jello and baby oil.
GuardianofTards, you will find yourself on moderation if you have to be warned again.
VERY Stern, Sister Thumper
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You're the only one who said anything about sex. You're just snarked because we didn't invite you.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-28-2007, 11:27 PM
lol, Dances. It was a Church of Christ, Ms. Thumper. I am still a vergin. I have my father's shotgun to protect that.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-29-2007, 12:18 AM
GOD, Sister Thumper, now they're talking all sexless. I'm out of here! I do not want to have this on my mind when I go to Pastor's study tonight or he'll see it in my eyes!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-29-2007, 01:45 AM
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With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.
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Dear me, no. MUCH too much cholesterol.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
06-29-2007, 01:46 AM
Uh-oh! Mormon people like vanilla pudding, too! It is evil, ban it next! They eat it and use it's demonic-squishiness to entice people. They use it to try to brainwash kids using it to tempt them into eating it. IT MUST BE BANNED!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-03-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind
Hey, I never said anything about green jello not being satanic....I said jello in general. There's nothing wrong with jello!
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Once again, you show how little you know.
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I think anyone who's at all familiar with Jello Biafra can agree that there's really quite a lot wrong with Jello.
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Unsaved Trash Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan using different names. Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-04-2007, 05:57 PM
Jello the FOOD, not Jello the PERSON!
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-14-2007, 01:59 AM
i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-14-2007, 02:57 AM
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i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???
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Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.
Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-20-2007, 12:08 AM
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Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.
Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.
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That's proper English.
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Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat -
07-23-2007, 03:49 AM
Oh, i see how you are. So, pudding is good, isn't it? Even though Mormons use it to attract little children? Basically, toy guys don't likejello, so it's evil, but you like pudding, so it's not?
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