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Default Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-28-2015, 09:20 PM

My father's sister, Delilah, has recently begun following the teachings of Elizabeth Clare Prophet, a woman that is burning in Hell for proclaiming reincarnation and the belief that we can become Gods. Her demonic and trance-like television show enticed many gullible souls and now my dear aunt has discovered Prophet on the interwebs.

http://www.elizabethclareprophet.org

On that site are several "lectures" given by Mrs. Prophet, who believes in a combination catholicism/buddhism/bullcrap. Her enticing way of speaking is influenced by satan himself and I do not encourage anyone to watch her. Only those rooted in our faith should even visit the site I provided above. She does have nice hair, though.


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-28-2015, 10:46 PM

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My father's sister, Delilah, has recently begun following the teachings of Elizabeth Clare Prophet, a woman that is burning in Hell for proclaiming reincarnation and the belief that we can become Gods. Her demonic and trance-like television show enticed many gullible souls and now my dear aunt has discovered Prophet on the interwebs.

http://www.elizabethclareprophet.org

On that site are several "lectures" given by Mrs. Prophet, who believes in a combination catholicism/buddhism/bullcrap. Her enticing way of speaking is influenced by satan himself and I do not encourage anyone to watch her. Only those rooted in our faith should even visit the site I provided above. She does have nice hair, though.
Nothing worse than an uppity woman claiming to be a Christian and running around giving lectures and blaspheming right and left.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 12:57 AM

I'd pray but to be honest, I cannot see the point of praying for a female. It is not like she has a snowballs chance in Heaven of getting there.
Jesus tells us that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside.
Once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women. After all, women were inferior creations from the start. Women are fond of self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11). They are silly and easily led into error (2 Timothy 3:6). They are subtle and deceitful (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26). They are zealous in promoting superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23). And they are active in instigating to iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26). It was the inherent weakness of women that led them to be deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14). Consequently, women were cursed from the start (Genesis 3:16).
There is simply no room in heaven for such flawed and inadequate beings.


By the way, are you going to be making a cobbler for after service snacks?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 02:13 AM

What is it with your family? Didn't you have a sister run off with some ratbags?


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 02:43 PM

I had a sister that veered from the Lord's Golden Highway for a short time, but she is now once again Heaven bound. We should encourage and lift up one another, not condemn. As our LORD said, "Neither do I condemn thee - go and sin no more."


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 02:44 PM

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You know I always make my pie available to you and anyone else after services. Why should this week be different?

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Jesus Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 03:18 PM

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Brother Hutchins,

You know I always make my pie available to you and anyone else after services. Why should this week be different?

In Him and He in me,
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I'll try to be first in line! Two weeks ago, all that was left were a few crumbs and crusty, dried out filling.
I really like to be the one to put the whipped cream on first!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 09:34 PM

My Aunt sent me this on parchment paper via messenger:
The Living Flame of Cosmic Freedom

By Prince Oromasis
In the name of the beloved mighty victorious Presence of God, I AM in me, my very own beloved Holy Christ Self, beloved Helios and Vesta, Saint Germain and Lord Zadkiel, beloved Prince Oromasis and Diana, beloved Lanello, the entire Spirit of the Great White Brotherhood and the World Mother, elemental life—fire, air, water, and earth! I decree:
I AM the immortal flame of cosmic freedom
I demand that all of my energies in outer concentration submit to the great God flame within my heart
I demand that all outer conditions come within effective God-control
I demand that all that is not of the Light be transmuted and changed and that I be the fullness of all that which I already am, for
I AM the full perfection of God
I AM the living flame of cosmic freedom
I AM the buoyant, dancing joy of God that passes through my entire four lower bodies and descends from the heart of my Presence to give me my freedom now
I AM the raising power of the Spirit of light and fire which lifts me to the victory of my ascension and is the full-gathered momentum of victory of the saints and ascended beings of all ages to ascend back to the very heart of God and the immortal consciousness thereof. So help me, God!*
And in full faith I consciously accept this manifest, manifest, manifest! (3x) right here and now with full power, eternally sustained, all-powerfully active, ever expanding, and world enfolding until all are wholly ascended in the light and free! Beloved I AM, beloved I AM, beloved I AM!
*Repeat the body of this fiat three or nine times or more as it suits you and then give the ending.


She claims if I say this every day that I will become the I AM and that a violet flame will lead me into the consciousness of all that is good within the world.



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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 09:51 PM

What the Holy Heck is that rabble? I may not be the most scholarly man but I do not recognize any of that from the KJV. Is your ant some sort of lezbian?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-29-2015, 09:58 PM

Oh, I am sure it is of the devil. If you click on the link I provided, you'll be able to visualize and hear the nonsense this Church Universal and Triumphant professes, even though its founder and foundress are now burning in everlasting flame. (And NOT violet flame, but sulforous, odorous, and pain inducing flame)


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 03-31-2015, 06:28 PM

My dear Naomi,

I am not even clicking on that God-awful site, I do not want to expose my child to that bull feces of Satan. The child is already sinful enough! Anyway, I'll pray for your aunt. I've noticed your family has a tendency to try to rebel against Him (your sister, now your aunt), but thanks to the goodness of the Lord and the loving support seen here, I'm sure she will come back. All I have to do is ask Him. Matthew 7:7. I pray you won't be the next one dear, and remember the only way to get to Heaven is through childbirth (1 Timothy 2:15). I look forward to your wedding, darling.

Yours in Christ,
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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 04-01-2015, 01:29 AM

Where is your aunt's husband in all this? Or her father? Or if she's widowed and orphaned, her brother - your father. Is he lazy? Put him on here so that we can tell him to do something about it.


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 04-01-2015, 01:46 PM

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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 04-01-2015, 06:40 PM

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It may be "beautiful" to you, but it is not godly. Therefore, it is like fools gold; absolute valueless and bad, but looks pretty and tempts people to think it is valuable.


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 04-06-2015, 05:56 AM

Wow I thought you guys were going to be supporting that obvious false prophet, but hey at least you guys are against it because it is clearly fallacy and of the devil.


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Default Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - 04-06-2015, 09:44 PM

The woman is beset by demons, I have written her offering her a personal exorcism at a favorable price (a little more than Bobby Jindal's price, but I believe it will be more effective) and I await her response.





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