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Default Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:11 PM

I can't quite work out if the laughable opinions presented on the site & in the forums are in fact a joke aimed at christians ... or real christian beliefs, can someone clear this up for me.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:24 PM

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I can't quite work out if the laughable opinions presented on the site & in the forums are in fact a joke aimed at christians ... or real christian beliefs, can someone clear this up for me.
I'll try to help. But first we need to know why you hate Jesus so much. Our opinions are His opinions.
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I can't quite work out if the laughable opinions presented on the site & in the forums are in fact a joke aimed at christians ... or real christian beliefs, can someone clear this up for me.
We have over 270,000 posts on nearly 15,000 threads. We have been spending our own time and money keeping this site up and running for more than 10 years. We are teaching folks the Bible and getting them to read it. We send more folks running for a Bible (ohmigosh does the Bible REALLY say that?) than any other site on the internet.

If this site is a joke then the joke is on us.

Why would anyone make fun of Christianity by teaching the Bible? That sounds a little backwards to me.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:31 PM

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I'll try to help. But first we need to know why you hate Jesus so much that would think criticizing His Church is acceptable.
I wasn't aware I expressed that opinion, however I've no doubt you will assure me I did. On yet another unrelated note I also hate marmite. Had there existed such a man commonly known as Jesus all those years ago, I'm sure I would have enjoyed his company throughly. Whether or not he could cure my sore throat through nothing more than physical contact remains to be seen.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:36 PM

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I wasn't aware I expressed that opinion, however I've no doubt you will assure me I did. On yet another unrelated note I also hate marmite. Had there existed such a man commonly known as Jesus all those years ago, I'm sure I would have enjoyed his company throughly. Whether or not he could cure my sore throat through nothing more than physical contact remains to be seen.
Would you really have enjoyed His company? Many people hated our Lord. Men who are crucified without committing any crime are usually not people pleasers. If you don't like us you probably would not have liked Him.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:49 PM

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Would you really have enjoyed His company? Many people hated our Lord. Men who are crucified without committing any crime are usually not people pleasers. If you don't like us you probably would not have liked Him.
Anyone who promotes the ideals of peace & love sounds like someone that I would get along famously with, however if any of his followers were to lie to thousands of people in order to exploit them then thats where I generally draw the line.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:51 PM

Sometimes it makes me sad that smart-aleck non-believers insist upon coming to our Website to cruelly mock our faith. But each time I read one of their hurtful and insensitive posts designed to wound our faith in Jesus, I think of the torment that He endured to allow us a pathway to heaven. And I pray for their torment by Satan for all eternity.

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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 04:56 PM

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Anyone who promotes the ideals of peace & love sounds like someone that I would get along famously with
Oh, then you wouldn't like Jesus at all.

Peace:
Matt 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Love:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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I wasn't aware I expressed that opinion, however I've no doubt you will assure me I did. On yet another unrelated note I also hate marmite. Had there existed such a man commonly known as Jesus all those years ago, I'm sure I would have enjoyed his company throughly. Whether or not he could cure my sore throat through nothing more than physical contact remains to be seen.
Friend,

We have four first hand accounts that Jesus did exist and did indeed cure many people of their ills by just a touch. What more does your "reason" need?



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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 05:06 PM

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Anyone who promotes the ideals of peace & love sounds like someone that I would get along famously with, however if any of his followers were to lie to thousands of people in order to exploit them then thats where I generally draw the line.
Jesus advised His followers to be peaceful because He knew we would be a minority and didn't want us to get an ass whooping by the powers that be. But even that was balanced out with His teaching us to seperate and not tolerate sinners such as yourself. You really are making Baby Jesus sad, I hope you know that.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 05:11 PM

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Sometimes it makes me sad that smart-aleck non-believers insist upon coming to our Website to cruelly mock our faith. But each time I read one of their hurtful and insensitive posts designed to wound our faith in Jesus, I think of the torment that He endured to allow us a pathway to heaven.And I pray for their torment by Satan for all eternity.
Well you sound like a delightful individual, you pray for my eternal damnation yet you know nothing about me.
As you have mentioned, I do represent an opposition to your faith, but your faith is designed to withstand such things, so you should not be quite so easily offended. I have said nothing hurtful to you sir, yet you personally attack me? perhaps you need to reflect on what kind of person you truly are.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 05:14 PM

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We have four first hand accounts that Jesus did exist and did indeed cure many people of their ills by just a touch. What more does your "reason" need?
Be advised, you must first redefine the term 'first hand account' before your statement becomes factual.
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Default Re: Is this website a joke? - 01-26-2009, 05:20 PM

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Oh, then you wouldn't like Jesus at all.

Peace:
Matt 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Love:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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Oh, then you wouldn't like Jesus at all.

Peace:
Matt 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Love:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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i have a question for you "Pastor" why is it that when people ask something you respond with YOUR KJV1666 BIBLE? why cant it be the real Old and New Testament Bible the one TRUE, REAL christians have, and another thing, why can't you speak for yourself and say what you think not YOUR bible, i think you are the top of the bunch, the BrainWashed bunch
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Be advised, you must first redefine the term 'first hand account' before your statement becomes factual.
You accept the existence of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar on even more iffy accounts. It sounds like your hatred of God (that you secretly believe in Mr. rationalist) has driven you to a psuedo skeptic position on the existence of Jesus.

You need to keep an open mind about this like us good and TRUE Christians.



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i have a question for you "Pastor" why is it that when people ask something you respond with YOUR KJV1666 BIBLE? why cant it be the real Old and New Testament Bible the one TRUE, REAL christians have
Which Bible would that be, friend? What do those verses say in "the real Old and New Testament Bible the one TRUE, REAL christians have"?

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why can't you speak for yourself and say what you think not YOUR bible, i think you are the top of the bunch, the BrainWashed bunch
Because the person I to whom I was responding was discussing what Jesus was like, and my personal opinion on that topic isn't important.

When I am talking about the Bible, why shouldn't I quote from it?

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
You're no patriot, Mr. Alpha.
Irelavant, I was quoting a famous american industrialist.

Although, I'm sure you have no real interest in the matter but to clarify, I actually am patriotic.
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