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Default Mt. Shasta near eruption- Cataclysmic destruction of Godless California at hand! - 08-17-2013, 02:53 PM

Christian observers have reported a recent increase in seismic activity around the volcano known as Mt. Shasta, which lies among the God forsaken wretches of California.

Californians have long made it clear that they hate the Lord by their providing refuge for homosexuals, liberals, Chinamen, pot farmers, unions, wine makers and many others who despise the Word of God. It is the home of such satanic luminaries as Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Hugh Hefner and Charles Manson. Hollywood is there.

Clearly, they must be hated by the Lord and it is beginning to seem likely that they will soon reap the reward for their sins, which are beyond counting.

The Lord knows all things. I am often amazed at the regularity with which the cities of the wicked are built in coastal areas where they can easily be destroyed once God is angered enough to do something about it. Surely, this is proof of God's design.

Oh Lord, we pray that you will see your way clear to destroy these heathens and free us from their evil influences once and for all. His will be done.


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Default Re: Mt. Shasta near eruption- Cataclysmic destruction of Godless California at hand! - 08-18-2013, 12:51 AM

Satan chose to hand off my Gideon Bible and I fought the true war and found it just now with the aid of a flash light, but it was not of this world, because it was a flash light made from light emitting diodes instead of tungsten as God and His son intended. My proof is that while I was looking for it I found a copy of the book by Frank Yerby entitled "Judas, My Brother" which was first recommended by a strange cripple in a wheel chair who became enraged when I recommended a medicine for asthmatics as a form of speed. He was suffering because he found that while he was enlightened the transformation required frequent urination, and this was offensive to his dignity. I shall now, as Beets, open up my Bible and share the passage chosen for me and you, too, as a receptionist in the office of the Lord, to study of the moment.

It is the book of Kings, revered by many, the second book to be precise, Chapter seventeen, verse thirty-two.

So they feared the Lord, and made unto themselves of the lowest and of them priests of the high places, which sacrificed for them in the houses of the high places.

This reminds me of a speech by the Satanist Richard Dawkins, who described the failure of the nautilus animal to finish creating a proper eye because as he described evolution it is a mountain of probability, and on occasion a simple animal reaches a peak and cannot go down to choose another.

One might ask, or must ask if informed of the Christ, what does this mean to the common laborer, and I, Beets Flavin, am compelled to share the answer for all who yearn for a greater understanding of the revelation of the Lord.

Frank Yerby was a colored man. He was a high yellow, but the fact is that he wrote a book that proclaimed that Jesus was a sinful fellow and did magic tricks as a child.
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Default Re: Mt. Shasta near eruption- Cataclysmic destruction of Godless California at hand! - 08-28-2013, 01:30 AM

I believe it is helpful to note that the entire northern area of California is either on fire now or about to burst into flame directly.

This in addition to the pending volcano eruption.

My advice to any Christian in the vicinity of that God forsaken place is to leave immediately. There is no telling what is going on there. The whole place could easily slide right down to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.


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Default Re: Mt. Shasta near eruption- Cataclysmic destruction of Godless California at hand! - 01-18-2014, 01:28 AM

I note that the Lord has caused arsonists to set part of God forsaken Los Angeles on fire. This may well be the beginning of the long awaited destruction of California. We pray that is the case.

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Default Re: Mt. Shasta near eruption- Cataclysmic destruction of Godless California at hand! - 01-18-2014, 01:38 AM

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I note that the Lord has caused arsonists to set part of God forsaken Los Angeles on fire. This may well be the beginning of the long awaited destruction of California. We pray that is the case.

His will be done.
The same happened in Australia yesterday, except that the Lord struck it with lightning. Clearly the Lord is showing his hatred of sinners.


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