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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:45 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 10:08 AM
" throws bomb inside a true christian church then gets on train, highfiving a kid with down syndrome".
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 10:21 AM
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" throws bomb inside a true christian church then gets on train, highfiving a kid with down syndrome".
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You are truly sick.
You'd throw a bomb into a Church killing hundreds of innocent True Christians™?
Where is your compassion?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 12:04 PM
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That's why the stupid Islamic terrorists send children out as suicide bombers. They think they get more lenient treatment if they're minors.
You think those children go to heaven?
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I don't think anyone goes to heaven - or to hell, for that matter, since both places are imaginary.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 12:08 PM
I have no compassion for i am a Cyborg.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 12:34 PM
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I have no compassion for i am unsaved.
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There. Fixed it for you.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 12:42 PM
My programming Tells me to destroy Jesus with my mighty claws of doom.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 12:51 PM
Two of these God mocking communists are already in hell, the other two won't be far behind!
CLACKETY-CLACK! God's train to Hell chugs on! GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:07 PM
This son of a bitch is in Hell for failing to instill True Christian™ values in young viewers. It infuriates me to think about how many children he led astray with liberal nonsense about tolerance and compassion.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:15 PM
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This son of a bitch is in Hell for failing to instill True Christian™ values in young viewers. It infuriates me to think about how many children he led astray with liberal nonsense about tolerance and compassion.
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Fred Rogers was an ordained minister. If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:26 PM
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Fred Rogers was an ordained minister.
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So what? So are the various papist "fathers" who troll this board looking for fresh victims. All that proves is that the synagogue of Satan is alive and well.
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If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
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Our Lord is not a big fan of popularity contests:
Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:36 PM
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Fred Rogers was an ordained minister. If all Christians were more like him, Jesus would have a lot more followers.
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Fred Rogers was a pansy and a nemesis of mine. Years ago I pitched a children's program tentatively called Mr. Hatchet's Neighborhood to a bigwig at PBS. One of the cute ideas I had involved a puppet of Satan raping puppets of the Unsavable©, such as retards and midgets. Fred Rogers happened to be outside the bigwig's office during my spiel, overhearing everything. He stole my idea and then liberalized it. Another reason why he is in Hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 02:33 PM
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Fred Rogers was a pansy and a nemesis of mine. Years ago I pitched a children's program tentatively called Mr. Hatchet's Neighborhood to a bigwig at PBS. One of the cute ideas I had involved a puppet of Satan raping puppets of the Unsavable©, such as retards and midgets. Fred Rogers happened to be outside the bigwig's office during my spiel, overhearing everything. He stole my idea and then liberalized it. Another reason why he is in Hell.
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A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 02:37 PM
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A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
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You don't get it, do you? Dear Brother-in-Christ Hatchet wanted to warn the precious children away from eternal damnation, and for that you call him a pervert? You really do owe him an apology.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:27 PM
Choo-Chug-a-Lugga
NEXT!
Cripples are ensured a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!
Enjoy HELL Crips!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:30 PM
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A children's show that features portrayals of rape - lovely. You ARE a pervert.
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You state that my rape-themed children's show is a lovely idea, and then in your very next sentence do a turnabout and call me a pervert? Make up your mind, witch! This is just another example of how stupid woman are.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:32 PM
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You don't get it, do you? Dear Brother-in-Christ Hatchet wanted to warn the precious children away from eternal damnation, and for that you call him a pervert? You really do owe him an apology.
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I agree Pastor Peters, but ... she'll never do it.
She's the kind of person that tells Satan - after he raped her for the 4,000,000,000th time with his Winnebago sized Talywhacker - "Yeah, but you don't exist anyway. Now why is there no aircon in here?"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:33 PM
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You state that my rape-themed children's show is a lovely idea, and then in your very next sentence do a turnabout and call me a pervert? Make up your mind, witch! This is just another example of how stupid woman are.
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The "lovely" was sarcasm. Since you seem to be too slow to catch that, I'll be sure to put next to any such comments so you can easily recognize them.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:36 PM
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I agree Pastor Peters, but ... she'll never do it.
She's the kind of person that tells Satan - after he raped her for the 4,000,000,000th time with his Winnebago sized Talywhacker - "Yeah, but you don't exist anyway. Now why is there no aircon in here?"
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I don't use a/c. I use open windows and ceiling fans - much more energy efficient.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:48 PM
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