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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 04:00 AM

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*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]

I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!

But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 05:05 AM

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I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!

But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.
Yeah, I know. I heard the song, and was like "Landover! That's so Landover!"
*googles* Ooh, nice choices...
Also, *hug* What's been up with you? I haven't been on this board since last year. (school, trying to apply to other colleges/universities) Landoverites are still being bigots, you and Rachel are still trying to enlighten them, but has anything specific happened? If so please PM me. I need a good laugh.
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Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did the institution let you out on furlough? Back in to post more semi-pornographic smut on God's favorite forum?

Nah, I have better things to do. I just came back cause I saw Dances with Joy posting and felt inspired. Also, SEMI-pornographic? *gasp* I'm not doing my job! It's time to call.... 4chan!! XD
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 05:32 AM

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What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.
This explains quite a bit. A gamer nerd masquerading as some sort of big bad gothtard.

Well, everyone has dreams...


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 05:50 AM

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Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!
Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?

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Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are.
You seem to have mistaken us for Catholics.

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Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!
Bingo. You do have us confused with Catholics. We are Christians, not Catholics. Christians have neither priests nor sex with little boys.

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Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!
...they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same... Job 4:8 So try some iquity for a change, instead of iniquity, and maybe you'll earn your way out of Hell.

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Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.
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My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked.
And that's two persons more than those who have both the right and the desire to see you naked.



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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
Yes, and we all know what God did to him for that.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 09:30 AM

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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
Who's Heath Ledger? Is that even a real name??
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For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.


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Maybe we should ask Prussian Blue to spend some time with him/her. Now there's a twin that would teach you a thing or two!

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For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.
Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
Did you say retard outlet. O i am sorry i thought you were trying to be something your not, heathen scum.


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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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LOL! I'm not a praying man, but if I were, I'd pray for this!


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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
It would take much more than a "Certificate of Completion" from Hamburger U to make me feel stupid, Chuckie Cheeze.


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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
LOL! I never thought of it that way! I started with a different avatar, but the fundies gave me this one and I thought it as funny so I kept it.


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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
Well, well, ChuckieSquirrel is acquainted with the facial expressions of those who are engaged in the passive role in homerish behavior. I wonder how he came by this knowledge? Porn or personal?


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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
You'll have to explain to me why it "rocks" when people are sodomized.

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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-05-2008, 02:14 AM

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So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

I only signed up ta get laid.
If any woman touched you she would have to burn her own body because she would be so disgusting.
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-05-2008, 02:22 AM

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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.

Oh man you are so blessed working in fast food! Man what did I ever do wrong?
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-05-2008, 03:07 AM

Are you married to these twins? Allah (swt) forbids premarital relations, fool.

Marry these two women, and perhaps they will agree to such a relationship.
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