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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 04:00 AM
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*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]
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I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!
But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 05:05 AM
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I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!
But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.
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Yeah, I know. I heard the song, and was like "Landover! That's so Landover!"
*googles* Ooh, nice choices...
Also, *hug* What's been up with you? I haven't been on this board since last year. (school, trying to apply to other colleges/universities) Landoverites are still being bigots, you and Rachel are still trying to enlighten them, but has anything specific happened? If so please PM me. I need a good laugh.
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Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did the institution let you out on furlough? Back in to post more semi-pornographic smut on God's favorite forum?
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Nah, I have better things to do. I just came back cause I saw Dances with Joy posting and felt inspired. Also, SEMI-pornographic? *gasp* I'm not doing my job! It's time to call.... 4chan!! XD
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 05:32 AM
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What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.
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This explains quite a bit. A gamer nerd masquerading as some sort of big bad gothtard.
Well, everyone has dreams...
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 05:50 AM
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Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!
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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
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Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are.
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You seem to have mistaken us for Catholics.
Of course you are, because you are so gosh darned funny. If I were you, I'd LMAO at my own jokes, too. ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!
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Bingo. You do have us confused with Catholics. We are Christians, not Catholics. Christians have neither priests nor sex with little boys.
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Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!
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...they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same... Job 4:8 So try some iquity for a change, instead of iniquity, and maybe you'll earn your way out of Hell.
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Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.
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Yes. Finally, Unfalsifiable hits the nail right on the head.
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My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked.
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And that's two persons more than those who have both the right and the desire to see you naked.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 08:19 AM
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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
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Yes, and we all know what God did to him for that.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 09:30 AM
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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
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Who's Heath Ledger? Is that even a real name??
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 09:40 AM
For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 09:43 AM
Maybe we should ask Prussian Blue to spend some time with him/her. Now there's a twin that would teach you a thing or two!
Song of Solomon 4:5
Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-04-2008, 11:23 AM
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For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.
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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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03-04-2008, 11:54 AM
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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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Did you say retard outlet. O i am sorry i thought you were trying to be something your not, heathen scum.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 06:33 PM
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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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So you say "Would you like fries with that" a lot?
Satan is gunna enjoy dipping you in his special sauce. You just wait and see.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 07:52 PM
LOL! I'm not a praying man, but if I were, I'd pray for this!
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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It would take much more than a "Certificate of Completion" from Hamburger U to make me feel stupid, Chuckie Cheeze.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 10:52 PM
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LOL! I'm not a praying man, but if I were, I'd pray for this!
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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 10:59 PM
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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
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LOL! I never thought of it that way! I started with a different avatar, but the fundies gave me this one and I thought it as funny so I kept it.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 11:09 PM
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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
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Well, well, ChuckieSquirrel is acquainted with the facial expressions of those who are engaged in the passive role in homerish behavior. I wonder how he came by this knowledge? Porn or personal?
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-04-2008, 11:31 PM
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Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
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You'll have to explain to me why it "rocks" when people are sodomized.
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Well, well, ChuckieSquirrel is acquainted with the facial expressions of those who are engaged in the passive role in homerish behavior. I wonder how he came by this knowledge? Porn or personal?
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Either one doesn't bode well for his/her/its soul.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-05-2008, 02:14 AM
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So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?
Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.
An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!
I only signed up ta get laid.
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If any woman touched you she would have to burn her own body because she would be so disgusting.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-05-2008, 02:22 AM
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Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
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Oh man you are so blessed working in fast food! Man what did I ever do wrong?
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-05-2008, 03:07 AM
Are you married to these twins? Allah (swt) forbids premarital relations, fool.
Marry these two women, and perhaps they will agree to such a relationship.
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