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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-18-2012, 09:48 PM
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Actually diddy, that'd be you whoose reading skills are on par with said preachers. "God tells us to welcome all" means that god wants everyone to welcome everyone...
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... Now, god also welcomes everyone because we are all his children am I right?...
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NO.
Why would He have created Hell, then?
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... Therefore, if he doesn't welcome someone, that means he hates one of his children and shuns them. That's abuse right there, and that's illegal and immoral...
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You're trying to apply human (and secular ) morality to GOD???
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-18-2012, 10:26 PM
Well, you're really completely right with that argument. Unfortunately, I have no life unlike most people here, so I mist bid you all adeau. Before I go though, I feel I must educate you on the rules of the internet.
1: don't feed the retard
2: you can't kill a retard, only weaken it by not feeding it
3: getting mad at a retard only makes ti drool
Good day all, I am retarded
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-18-2012, 10:38 PM
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...surrender snipped...
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-18-2012, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by lindenbrock
Well, you're really completely right with that argument. Unfortunately, I have no life unlike most people here, so I mist bid you all adeau. Before I go though, I feel I must educate you on the rules of the internet.
1: don't feed the retard
2: you can't kill a retard, only weaken it by not feeding it
3: getting mad at a retard only makes ti drool
Good day all, I am retarded
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Friend:
1. It is not 'mist' it should of been 'most'
2. It is 'adieu', not 'adeau'
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2012, 01:04 AM
I love this game, got very addicted to it for awhile.
I have an Epic Sniper Rifle with 5000 kills .
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
05-19-2012, 01:13 AM
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I love this game, got very addicted to it for awhile.
I have an Epic Sniper Rifle with 5000 kills .
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Friend, we have little interst in how many innocent Christians you have infected with the AIDS. We only wish you'd stop raping the innocent children.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-23-2012, 04:33 PM
As a hobo aboriginal, neanderthal scum, I completely agree that team fortress 2 is the best game ever made, I play it non stop but I don't like Gabe Newell, I think of him as a fat incorporated shit..
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-23-2012, 04:53 PM
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...I don't like Gabe Newell, I think of him as a fat incorporated shit...
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Which philosophical framework dictates to you that body weight is a valid indicator of moral worth?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-23-2012, 07:59 PM
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Which philosophical framework dictates to you that body weight is a valid indicator of moral worth?
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Christianity of course.
E.g. Philippians 3:19, Proverbs 23:20-21, Proverbs 23:2, Proverbs 23:21, 1 Corinthians 3:16-17 and Deuteronomy 21:20 teach us fat people will burn in Hell. Fat people are probably what keeps those fires burning in the first place.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-24-2012, 02:51 AM
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REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD
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Um..Im sorry...but you're dead wrong. I was in the Army and knew several gay soldiers...not to mention most soldiers are drunk perverted sinners. You're out of touch with reality.
"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat." - Genesis 1:29
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-24-2012, 02:57 AM
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Um..Im sorry...but you're dead wrong. I was in the Army and knew several gay soldiers...not to mention most soldiers are drunk perverted sinners. You're out of touch with reality.
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She said REAL American Soldiers, not limp-wrists like you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-24-2012, 03:03 AM
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She said REAL American Soldiers, not limp-wrists like you.
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You piffleing idiot. You've never spent a day in the infantry. You dont piffleing KNOW what the average U.S. Army infantryman is actually like you piffleing christer.
"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat." - Genesis 1:29
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-24-2012, 03:07 AM
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You piffleing idiot. You've never spent a day in the infantry. You dont piffleing KNOW what the average U.S. Army infantryman is actually like you piffleing christer.
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Ah, this again. "You haven't been gang-raped by a Czech battalion, so you have no idea what the Army is like!"
Go back to your videogames and acid trips, little boy. The grownups are talking.
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-24-2012, 03:17 AM
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-27-2012, 03:09 AM
Obviously, you are all piffleing idiots who have no idea what a game is meant to be.
Team Fortress 2 is a joke of a game. It's not supposed to be a serious shooter, and just because it makes fun of things, it doesn't mean it's serious. Call me what you will, but I am a Christian and I've played over 100 hours of TF2. Last time I checked, I'm not corrupt, otherwise God would have already struck me down.
And homosexuality? My God. If they're saying "Get behind me, Doctor!" then it means that the player most likely wants to protect the Medic so they can both have a longer gameplay session before being killed.
I'm honestly convinced that this site is run by trolls who honestly just want to piss people like me off.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-27-2012, 03:11 AM
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Obviously, you are all piffleing idiots who have no idea what a game is meant to be.
Team Fortress 2 is a joke of a game. It's not supposed to be a serious shooter, and just because it makes fun of things, it doesn't mean it's serious. Call me what you will, but I am a Christian and I've played over 100 hours of TF2. Last time I checked, I'm not corrupt, otherwise God would have already struck me down.
And homosexuality? My God. If they're saying "Get behind me, Doctor!" then it means that the player most likely wants to protect the Medic so they can both have a longer gameplay session before being killed.
I'm honestly convinced that this site is run by trolls who honestly just want to piss people like me off.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-27-2012, 03:21 AM
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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My apologies, glorious leader. I was just proving a point. I believe if God thought this was THAT awful then he would have decimated Valve, Steam, and Team Fortress 2. My apologies once again.
Oh, and not welcome? I believe I am allowed to be here. This isn't /b/, so stop acting like you're all tough. So I suggest you simmer down, son.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
06-27-2012, 08:49 PM
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My apologies, glorious leader. I was just proving a point.
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That you're an idiot? We knew that already.
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Oh, and not welcome? I believe I am allowed to be here. This isn't /b/, so stop acting like you're all tough. So I suggest you simmer down, son.
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How'd that work out for you, Lord Pussyfooter?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
07-01-2012, 03:16 PM
Gentlemen.
Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
07-01-2012, 04:33 PM
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Gentlemen.
Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
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What? Are you on narcotics, boy? That's hardly the way to treat something you are simply borrowing.
(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
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