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Default Discovery of the Century! - 01-17-2007, 05:09 AM

Brothers and Sisters, I am proud to state that due to my recent trip in the field with a few like-minded friends to a True Christian's private estate in Colorado, we have discovered definitive proof of something we knew all along: that evolutionists are full of it (and by "it" I do NOT mean the Holy Spirit).

Friends, I present to you the discovery of the century......

The Allosaurus


After our two-week introductory Bible study and orientation to the extravagant home and estate, we began our search, guided by the Holy Spirit and nothing else. After trudging around the Skull Creek Basin for nearly 36 fruitless hours, God revealed to us a truly spectacular find!

We spent nearly an hour digging up this object, which turned out to be a skull. This absolutely stunning skull, friends, is what we have been searching for for so long! Imagine it being found by True Christian™ Scientists on a private estate owned by a True Christian™! Truly, God has shown His miraculous Wisdom by revealing it to the Chosen Ones™ and not to evolutionist "scientists"! I mean, what are the odds, excluding Divine Intervention, that this would happen?! Surely evolutionists would have no idea where to look for Godly fossils.

Immediately after extracting this skull, we began our scientific investigation, and --what do you know--we found that it was alive as recently as the Flood™! When True Christian™ dating methods are applied, honest numbers are obtained, as we well know (for the more technical among us, it is GIGO -- "Garbage In, Garbage Out"). After completion of our scientific tests and research (and completion of praising God!), we immediately shipped the fossil back to Landover Baptist, for protection(2).

The entire area (Skull Creek Basin) is also ripe with Facts™ disproving evolution(1)! The basin is merely a channel used for runoff for all the excess water left over when the Flood receded and Noah returned to Earth, the trees are young (less than 4,000 years old), etc. That physical area alone should prove that the entire theory of evolution is false!

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The discovery of such a valuable dinosaur by creation scientists could send shockwaves through the scientific community. Phillips notes that "up to now, a well-funded and insular community of evolutionary theorists have dominated the field of paleontology, directing most of the large dinosaur finds to research and museums committed to interpreting the fossil evidence through the faith-driven assumptions of evolution. To have a dinosaur of this size and significance within the camp of scientists committed to the creation model is nothing short of a coup d'etat."
Truly, evolutionists are shaking in their boots these days! This evidence has proven(2) that the dinosaurs and humans lived together before the Flood, and, in the same breath, proves that the Flood happened (as if we needed that )! How awesome is our God?!

My apologies, but due to limitations on images(4), I am only able to provide the most vague of photos taken....


Note: This image is of the fossil after being encased in plaster, to prevent damage while in transportation and to prevent the liberal press from attempting to smear our discovery.



Note: This image is of the crew after having extracted the fossil. We are seen here having just finished a rather draining session of praising the Lord!

For those who wish to read more of our scientific expedition, please visit the website that has been hosted for us!
(1) All scientific information has been classified and resides in the Landover Baptist University for the Saved™ secure library and is unavailable for public view.
(2) The abovementioned fossil resides in Landover Baptist's vault, and is accessible only by pastors and Platinum Level Tithers
(3) All direct pictures, sculptures and artists' renditions of the fossil are prohibited. Only descriptions given by Landover Baptist pastors are available, and are given at their discretion to prevent liberals from trying to disprove its authenticity(4).
(4) Authenticity of the fossil has been verified by Landover Baptist pastors. No further proof is necessary / available.


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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 01:47 AM

Is there a possible website where we can see actual proof of the find?
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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 03:13 AM

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Is there a possible website where we can see actual proof of the find?
Read the notes at the bottom, sinner.
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Isn't the word of Landover Pastors, GOD's representatives on Earth, good enough for you?


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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 03:19 AM

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(1) All scientific information has been classified and resides in the Landover Baptist University for the Saved™ secure library and is unavailable for public view.
(2) The abovementioned fossil resides in Landover Baptist's vault, and is accessible only by pastors and Platinum Level Tithers
(3) All direct pictures, sculptures and artists' renditions of the fossil are prohibited. Only descriptions given by Landover Baptist pastors are available, and are given at their discretion to prevent liberals from trying to disprove its authenticity(4).
(4) Authenticity of the fossil has been verified by Landover Baptist pastors. No further proof is necessary / available.

In other words, the skull's a replica made out of plaster-of-paris, yeah?



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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 04:36 AM

Well Ms. Hellstained, I am genuinely glad that you are here. Truly I am! You provide for me such an example to show the other unsaved ones here (although hopefully they are less hopeless than you).

Friends--I present to you the prime example of a sinner just mired in his or her own fantasy world. The facts are presented and, no matter how much evidence is given, she won't believe anything if it disagrees with her evilution religion. When people can't tear themselves away from their own stupid religion and accept the facts when they are provided to them time and again, then where are we? Truly some people are just impossible to deal with!


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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 04:38 AM

Well, trying to use facts to convince people that their blindly-accepted beliefs are wrong is like arguing with a brick wall. You're doing an admirable job, though, and I'm sure the LORD appreciates it greatly!



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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-18-2007, 04:46 PM

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In other words, the skull's a replica made out of plaster-of-paris, yeah?
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You are missing the point. Were ever the scull is the key point is the skull was found by Christians and not Evolutionists. The fact that Christians found this skull, with God's help, is a clear vindication of Creationism.



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Default Re: Discovery of the Century! - 01-19-2007, 03:17 AM

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Rachael,

You are missing the point. Wherever the skull is, the key point is the skull was found by Christians and not Evolutionists. The fact that Christians found this skull, with God's help, is a clear vindication of Creationism.
GLORY!

I'm particularly convinced because the Christians didn't call in members of the "scientific/atheistic community" to watch over (that is, corrupt with false evidence behind the Christians' backs) their discovery!

You KNOW that the "scienticians" would have claimed that the earth around the skull was recently disturbed, or the skull was made of celluloid, or the skull was x-number of feet deep and in a layer that they call "Pre-Cambrian" (shortly before the Flood, really, but they say it's much older). Thank the Lord they got it out and safely stored away from the scienticians' prying eyes!

I don't know why the Christians don't just prove that it's recent, by Carbon-14 dating it. After all, that method of dating only works to 50,000-100,000 years. It wouldn't work on something MILLIONS of years old!

Since we all know the earth is about 6,000 years old, any once-living thing (animal or vegetable) can easily be dated this way. IF C-14 dating is accurate, that is!
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