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Bible Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 12:37 AM
Salutations all. I am Redeemedbyhim, but you may all call me Paul. I am most fortunate to have discovered this wonderful website of believers. I come from a land swamped with of homosexuals, and the government does nothing to stop it!

My faith in Christ, Leviticus 20:13 is the only thing that keeps me sane in this land. I believe I will find many alike minds here.

Perhaps a bit more about myself. I found Jesus through my darkest times, and have since realised the great power of his love and have not looked back. If I had not found Jesus when I did, perhaps I would not even be alive today. My only regret was that I had not done seen earlier.

2 Corinthians 4:16-18 is my favourite bible verse.

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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 12:51 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 12:56 AM
I ken from your gratuitous use of the letter "u" that you are indeed a foreigner, probably a Canadian or possibly an Englishman. They and the Austrians are all guilty of this failing. And yet, like your namesake the heathen Paul on the road to Damascus, you were saved and brought to Jesus.

Please do regale us with stories of your strange land, far from America, where the wicked hold sway.

God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 01:59 AM
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Salutations all. I am Redeemedbyhim, but you may all call me Paul. I am most fortunate to have discovered this wonderful website of believers. I come from a land swamped with of homosexuals, and the government does nothing to stop it! (...)

Yours in Christ.
A land swamped with homosexuals? A government that does nothing to stop it? You are joking. Where should a land like that exist? I'm sure God would never allow a land like that exist on earth.

You are really good at joking! Fantastic! "A land swamped with homosexuals" ... Whoom! "A government that does nothing to stop it" That's too funny...

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A land swamped with homosexuals? A government that does nothing to stop it? You are joking. Where should a land like that exist? I'm sure God would never allow a land like that exist on earth.

You are really good at joking! Fantastic! "A land swamped with homosexuals" ... Whoom! "A government that does nothing to stop it" That's too funny...

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?
Still waiting for some answers, Paulie.

By the way, is Paul a viking name?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 10:30 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Paul. Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, hometown and denomination would be a good place to start. What about your wife? What's your favorite pie that she bakes for you?

Plus you talk funny. Are you a foreigner of some kind?
Guilty as charged. I come from Australia, a land that I would not live in but was born into. I have lived 20 odd years on this land God has created. Wife? As our Lord almighty say Proverbs 31:10, virtuous wives are hard to come by.
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Do you own a kangaroo? What part of that Godless country do you live in?

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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 10:38 AM
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I ken from your gratuitous use of the letter "u" that you are indeed a foreigner, probably a Canadian or possibly an Englishman. They and the Austrians are all guilty of this failing. And yet, like your namesake the heathen Paul on the road to Damascus, you were saved and brought to Jesus.

Please do regale us with stories of your strange land, far from America, where the wicked hold sway.
My Brother. What wicked tales do you wish to hear? There is too large a selection to choose from.

Philippians 4:13

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Do you own a kangaroo? What part of that Godless country do you live in?
I did once. Jim. Once. Any part of my country is the same plot of land. When you live in a Godless country, a desert of hopelessness. One can only hope to find an oasis Luke 1:37 elsewhere.
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I did once. Jim. Once. Any part of my country is the same plot of land. When you live in a Godless country, a desert of hopelessness. One can only hope to find an oasis Luke 1:37 elsewhere.
I guess there are kangaroos in your home country like horsen in America. Imagine you could ride on a kangaroo: it has a natural bag for a shot gun (that's practical!), and it would be funny to have a ride on it from the mountains to the prairie... yippijahee! Like an avenging angle through the heartland of America! What a real good trip!
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Imagine you could ride on a kangaroo: it has a natural bag for a shot gun (that's practical!), and it would be funny to have a ride on it from the mountains to the prairie... yippijahee!


Who says Christians have to be dour all of the time!

My ex-wife accused me of having no sense of humour but I said I did have one.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 12:41 PM
By the way, are kangaroos more intelligent than horsen or more stupid? A famous American proverb says, that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Under no circumstances.

But what about the kangaroo? Would it understand the next ride will be, let's say, through the Mojave desert, and it's recommended to drink as much water as you can before the journey starts...?

Maybe that's why there's been no kangaroo skeleton found there in the Mojave desert yet... only dead horsen. Or they have some water containers in their bags... no, then they were camels. i guess they are simply more clever than horsen.

And you've told us before, Jim Farmer, that children ride them to school. Who wonders they are more clever than horsen, then?
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Angry Re: Salutations to you, True Believers - 03-22-2015, 12:50 PM
Dear "Passenger",

You may have noticed that our Forum has one purpose.

Worship.

We are here to spread the True Word™ of God. Idle gossip may be fun but it is also distracting and gives our women an excuse to avoid domestic chores.

1 Chronicles 16:29
Give unto the LORD the glory due unto his name: bring an offering, and come before him: worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness.

Some may think there is more to life than worship. There isn't. This short episode of earthly living can well be spent praising God. Not discussing bouncing soulless automatons some call animals.

I would really like to see you mention Jesus.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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