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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-29-2008, 11:46 PM

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Yeah, pretty much. I will not shut my ears and close my eyes just so I can go to Jesus. If he gave me eyes, ears, a brain and the powers of reasoning + logic, that was for a reason. I see no reason to be punished for using them.
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He gave you those wonderful things so you would understand how much He TRULY loves you. How can you be so selfish and arrogant as to turn His love aside just because you find something personally distasteful about some of His followers.

Do you really hate us so much you would force Jesus to burn you in Hell? I mean what did we ever do to you?



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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-30-2008, 01:23 AM

If Jesus loves me, why has he given me things which I physically cannot stop myself from using as long as I am alive, but I will go to Hell for using?
It is as though he forced cocaine up my nose and then proclaimed thathaving cocaine in my body will get me sent to hell. Not that I have ever done cocaine. Or any narcotics, for that matter.
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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-30-2008, 02:42 AM

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If Jesus loves me, why has he given me things which I physically cannot stop myself from using as long as I am alive, but I will go to Hell for using?
It is as though he forced cocaine up my nose and then proclaimed thathaving cocaine in my body will get me sent to hell. Not that I have ever done cocaine. Or any narcotics, for that matter.
What a bizarre thing to say!

The Lord did indeed give you a brain capable of logic. Without it, how would you be able to choose Salvation over Damnation? How would you know to eat the mushroom, and not the toadstool? How would you learn to pet the friendly dog, but avoid the snarling wolf?

You WOULDN'T, of course! You'd be puking and twitching on the floor after eating poisonous toadstools with your one remaining hand, slowly slipping away and into eternal hellfire!

Is it Jesus' fault that you choose to pervert the natural use of His gifts into dissent against Him?

Your analogy is flawed. A more accurate one would be for you to say, "It's like Jesus put a hammer in my hand, and then told me I would be punished for sneaking up on a Landover Pastor and crushing his skull!"

Well, Jesus intends for you to use that hammer to build him a church, or to defend yourself and your nation against heathens, Islamofascists, Feminazis, Homersexuals, Wiccans, Catholics, Scientologists, Unitarian Unicyclists, and all other manner of unAmerican scum, wherever these dangerous perverts and antisocial monsters may appear (even in their own beds at night . . . a GREAT place to find them, I might add! ).

That hammer is not in your hands so you can brutally murder innocent Christians!


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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-30-2008, 10:34 AM

But when all neutral logic and rationality leads me away from Christ, surely he has failed?
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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-30-2008, 06:26 PM

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Well, Jesus intends for you to use that hammer to brutally murder[...]all[...]unAmerican[...]
Here, fixed for you. And by the way, killing the unfaithful IS definitely right! But I think I've heard it somewhere else. Dunno where thou since news get to Romania, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, pretty hard.


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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-31-2008, 12:33 AM

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Here, fixed for you. And by the way, killing the unfaithful IS definitely right! But I think I've heard it somewhere else. Dunno where thou since news get to Romania, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, pretty hard.
Romania is in Europe. Have you ever looked at a map? I really hope you're joking. Also, You might have noted the use of a device called a telephone.
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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-31-2008, 12:43 AM

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Romania is in Europe. Have you ever looked at a map? I really hope you're joking. Also, You might have noted the use of a device called a telephone.
Umm...imagine that we have an automobile that works with horse dung and has wooden wheels, we don't go out at night because of the vampires and werewolves haunting us, humans, I educate myself from LBC using a FULL candle everynight because we don't have electricity so answer yourself...do we know what a telephone is?

As for maps...do you see a map posted on LBC?! If a True Christian doesn't need one than you or me shouldn't need it also! The Earth is flat so all the maps are Satanistic contraptions do to the fact that, even if they are flat - like most of the maps are - they take account of Earth's curvature in their representation.

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Default Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"? - 01-31-2008, 02:31 AM

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But when all neutral logic and rationality leads me away from Christ, surely he has failed?
No, my friend. Christ has not failed you, Sasquatch. YOU have failed CHRIST.

You have given heed to the deafening jabbering of Satan, Father of Lies, and ignored the still, small voice in the Bible which COMMANDS YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER UNTHINKING OBEDIENCE.


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