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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-18-2014, 02:53 AM

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You haven't done a single manly thing since you've been here, in this or the other loser account you made.

No more backsass from you, kid.
You're entitled to you opinion Zech but at least I've tried to play nicer this time yet you're still being a bunch of self righteous ***removed vulgar language***. So why don't you and Miss Mary ***removed an inappropriate invite to extramarital unnatural fornication***.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-18-2014, 03:08 AM

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...tedious tantrum snipped...
Less toys out of the pram, more KJV.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-18-2014, 03:34 AM

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Less toys out of the pram, more KJV.
I admit I had no idea what "toys out of the pram" meant so I had to Google it. I like that! I'm going to have to use that sometime. Thank you for turning me on to a new saying that will come in handy.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-18-2014, 06:16 PM

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Good grief, is that how you Jesus-haters get your jollies, by interstate online abuse of the elderly? Do you realize that's a felony?


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2014, 03:47 AM

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I am not trying to abuse anyone. I was simply stating my opinion.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

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Alvin, I'm pretty sure we don't know each other so why do you think I dress like a woman or act like a woman? I don't really understand how you came to that conclusion. Also, I understand everyone that joins up here is "unsaved trash" in the beginning but how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?

It would be necessary to accept Jesus as your savior to become a Christian. To become a forum member: well, I would say that the investigation is going badly for you, judging from the red votes you have received. You will be lucky to avoid tar and feathers, IMO.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2014, 06:42 PM

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...You will be lucky to avoid tar and feathers, IMO.
Meh, they're not so bad.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-11-2015, 01:10 AM

>we don't exclude anyone
>mfw Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-11-2015, 01:11 AM

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>we don't exclude anyone
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Context: do you have it?


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>we don't exclude anyone
>mfw Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!
Negroidialism and fudgepackery are just outward symptoms of a deeper moral deficit. We welcome repentant scum of every make and model. Once a rancid pillow biter or an amoral pie stealing porch monkey have made a conscious decision to wash satan from their rectums with a deluge of Christ's blood, they are transformed into new creatures in Him.2 Corinthians 5:17
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-11-2015, 06:22 PM

No they are not a cult, but they are some backwards radical, bigoted, racist, sexist, white Christians that blindly follow the word of god and take it too seriously and have no proof to back up your claims in any of these forum topics


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No they are not a cult, but they are some backwards radical, bigoted, racist, sexist, white Christians that blindly follow the word of god and take it too seriously and have no proof to back up your claims in any of these forum topics
Why would a Christian not take the Word of God seriously? What other tangible source of Jesus do you have to replace it? How else would one know the character and nature of the LORD if not through His Holy Word?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-11-2015, 09:36 PM

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Why would a Christian not take the Word of God seriously? What other tangible source of Jesus do you have to replace it? How else would one know the character and nature of the LORD if not through His Holy Word?
Alright, prove to me where it says that Satan is black, prove to me where it says just because I am mixed race that I will not go to heaven, prove t me how just because I'm black that I am inferior to 'the white man' prove to me where it says God gave aids to punish people?,

Please, I am eagerly waiting


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-11-2015, 09:48 PM

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Alright, prove to me where it says that Satan is black, prove to me where it says just because I am mixed race that I will not go to heaven, prove t me how just because I'm black that I am inferior to 'the white man' prove to me where it says God gave aids to punish people?,

Please, I am eagerly waiting
This doesn't answer my question.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-11-2015, 09:51 PM

Satan is a black.

Race mixing is a sin.

Try using the "search" function little miss. It's all there for you. Don't be lazy.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-11-2015, 10:11 PM

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Satan is a black.

Race mixing is a sin.

Try using the "search" function little miss. It's all there for you. Don't be lazy.

Listen here you ignorant heathen born from the vagina of the whore of Babylon I Dont want your shortly forum post I want real biblical proof of where it says these things. I want it from every version of the bible ever written so I know that you know what your talking about

And as for Satan being black, its not true. The true story is that Satan was one of God's Angels who loved him very much. Once god created us humans he asked his servants to love them more then they loved God himself and Lucifer refused, trying to start a rebellion that failed, causing him to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn for the fire inside, making him the devil.

And so far by your views and ethics about who can get io heaven, it seems to me that Satan is a WHITE CRACKER MAN.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 04-13-2015, 04:12 PM

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Listen here you ignorant heathen born from the vagina of the whore of Babylon I Dont want your shortly forum post I want real biblical proof of where it says these things.
At your service, sweetie:

1. Devil is black.

We know that God is light:

1 John 1:
5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

We also know that Jesus is white:

Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

The devil is the ruler of darkness:

Ephesians 6:12: For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high [places].

Hence, the devil is pitch black. Quod erat demonstrandum.

Basically, everybody knows that the devil is black - and he resembles somebody you've probably seen in the news. Even the History Channel knows it.

2. Race mixing is a sin:

Deuteronomy 7:2-4
2 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

One more:

Ezra 10:2-3
2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

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I want it from every version of the bible ever written so I know that you know what your talking about
Don't be lazy, dear. Check for yourself in as many Bible translations as you wish.

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And as for Satan being black, its not true. The true story is that Satan was one of God's Angels who loved him very much. Once god created us humans he asked his servants to love them more then they loved God himself and Lucifer refused, trying to start a rebellion that failed,
All that stuff is not actually in the Bible.

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causing him to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn for the fire inside, making him the devil.
And in your experience, stuff that falls into fire doesn't blacken?

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And so far by your views and ethics about who can get io heaven, it seems to me that Satan is a WHITE CRACKER MAN.
Believe what you want, dear. We have the Proof™ of the Bible.
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Listen here you ignorant heathen born from the vagina of the whore of Babylon I Dont want your shortly forum post I want real biblical proof of where it says these things. I want it from every version of the bible ever written so I know that you know what your talking about

And as for Satan being black, its not true. The true story is that Satan was one of God's Angels who loved him very much. Once god created us humans he asked his servants to love them more then they loved God himself and Lucifer refused, trying to start a rebellion that failed, causing him to fall into the cracks of the earth and burn for the fire inside, making him the devil.

And so far by your views and ethics about who can get io heaven, it seems to me that Satan is a WHITE CRACKER MAN.
You are my hero *-*
I could never do this sh!t. You stuck with it from 2007. You make 'normal' people like me proud. These people are CRAZY i tell you.. CRAZY (but entertaining).
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You are my hero *-*
I could never do this sh!t. You stuck with it from 2007. You make 'normal' people like me proud. These people are CRAZY i tell you.. CRAZY (but entertaining).
Do I need to repeat my rebuke of that post (clearly written by somebody with zero knowledge of the Bible), or can you find it yourself, sweetie?

I'll pray for your soul, honey.
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Cross Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-20-2015, 05:01 PM

I am a christian and proud of it i live the word to my best ability and i would certainly die for the word. I will say though the way you folks conduct yourselves on this forum is horrid spewing hate and warmongering. Jesus did not die for us to be judgmental over this world it is NOT our job only God can judge anyone PERIOD. You folks seem to look at your selves as sinless but you are not. It states in the bible Romans 3:23 even the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all those who believe; for there is no distinction; 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24being justified as a gift by His grace through the redemption which is in Christ Jesusbut by the way you people conduct yourselves you seem to suffer the same sin that lucifer suffered from and that is pride. You are no better then anyone else and it pains me to see my own christian brothers and sister to conduct thier lives in this manner. Turn away from this sin of pride and move closer to humility for all christians are called to be humble.the bible says 2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.
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