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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-18-2008, 05:31 AM
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This is very disturbing! This "person" is . . . either there are two women in this picture or that is the gayest looking "man" on God's green earth! I'll have nightmares for weeks! You can tell what he's thinking about, and it's not that strumpet laying all over him! She's probably one of those drug addict porn stars I've heard about. Who else would drape themselves over a queer like that!
I can feel him thinking about my bottom right through the computer! Look at his eyes, like a Vampire from one of those horrible sickular movies! Thank God I've got my Lysol with me and I'm wearing my AIDS gloves! If anyone can give you the AIDS through the computer, this would be the "guy".
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Say....... he DOES look like the gayest man EVER. Is that Clay Aiken?
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10-18-2008, 04:47 PM
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Nor should you do a search for "Andrew Christian." Trust me when I tell you that there is nothing Christian about it.
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Indeed Brother, I was tricked into seeing shaven men in tight underpants by the devil's fashion designer who openly mocks the Christian faith with his last name!
I now make a semi-regular habit of peeking at the underwear waistbands of the young men I see to make certain they are not embracing the homosexual lifestyle.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-18-2008, 06:20 PM
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Indeed Brother, I was tricked into seeing shaven men in tight underpants by the devil's fashion designer who openly mocks the Christian faith with his last name!
I now make a semi-regular habit of peeking at the underwear waistbands of the young men I see to make certain they are not embracing the homosexual lifestyle.
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If you're making an effort to look at other men's undies, you're gay. You might as well come out of the closet. We all know what you're doing on your knees and it isn't praying.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-18-2008, 07:17 PM
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If you're making an effort to look at other men's undies, you're gay. You might as well come out of the closet. We all know what you're doing on your knees and it isn't praying.
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Wanton harlot, how dare you! If there were anything the slightest bit homer about Brother Bob4God, don't you think I'd have noticed after all of our pastoral counseling? If you're looking for a new boy toy for your pantywaist hubby, maybe you should troll a Catholic forum instead.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-18-2008, 07:54 PM
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If you're making an effort to look at other men's undies, you're gay. You might as well come out of the closet. We all know what you're doing on your knees and it isn't praying.
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I haven't seen the kind of hatred for Christianity you harbor in a long, long time. Why do you have to turn everything innocent into something perverted?
Peeking at men's underwear does not make me gay! It makes me a compassionate Christian who happens to care about the eternal happiness of the unsaved!
It is no more perverted than Brother Hatchet's Neighborhood Sin Inspection™.
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10-18-2008, 08:02 PM
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If you're making an effort to look at other men's undies, you're gay. You might as well come out of the closet. We all know what you're doing on your knees and it isn't praying.
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Well, some homers in this part of of the world make it quite impossible NOT to look at their undies.
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10-18-2008, 08:24 PM
No doubt there'll be some Cameltoe's too.
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10-19-2008, 12:11 AM
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No doubt there'll be some Cameltoe's too.
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Bi-cycle racers make me sick! All those Queeropeans in their skin tight outfits disgust me! They are about as straight as Lombard Street!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-19-2008, 04:03 AM
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I haven't seen the kind of hatred for Christianity you harbor in a long, long time. Why do you have to turn everything innocent into something perverted?
Peeking at men's underwear does not make me gay! It makes me a compassionate Christian who happens to care about the eternal happiness of the unsaved!
It is no more perverted than Brother Hatchet's Neighborhood Sin Inspection™.
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You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-19-2008, 04:06 AM
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Well, some homers in this part of of the world make it quite impossible NOT to look at their undies.
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That's a fashion trend I"ll never understand - I've seen some pants sagged so low that the wearer had difficulty walking. But that doesn't make them gay - just badly dressed.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-19-2008, 05:55 AM
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Hmm, there's a couple of guys at work I know who might be interested...I wonder if they plan on a retail line?
What does it matter to you what they wear? If they're oh so damned anyway, then by your own reasoning a pair of nice tights isn't going to make them any more or less damned. Unless you believe in being 'double damned'
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10-19-2008, 06:04 AM
If you want to know what sodomites think about fashion, and get to know just how hellbound they truly are, take a look at this little queerboy. I'm not sure what it's saying, but you can see the demon in it's eyes.
WARNING: The following video contains a known sodomite.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-19-2008, 06:21 AM
Hey, guy knows what he's talking about. I'd wager that every guy at landover could benefit from William's fashion advice. Zeke. Bobby Joe.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-19-2008, 07:54 AM
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That's a fashion trend I"ll never understand - I've seen some pants sagged so low that the wearer had difficulty walking. But that doesn't make them gay - just badly dressed.
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OIC, your comments are a little racist. I realize you are not Christian, but nonetheless try to show a little more tolerance and kindness to minorities when posting on our forum.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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10-19-2008, 12:15 PM
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You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.
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One would have to go a lot to be nearly as perverted as a certain skyclad-dancing witch whom we know.
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10-19-2008, 12:54 PM
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OIC, your comments are a little racist. I realize you are not Christian, but nonetheless try to show a little more tolerance and kindness to minorities when posting on our forum.
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My comments are not racist - in Baton Rouge, I see guys of all races wearing sagged pants, and it looks equally ridiculous on all of them.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-19-2008, 02:44 PM
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If you want to know what sodomites think about fashion, and get to know just how hellbound they truly are, take a look at this little queerboy. I'm not sure what it's saying, but you can see the demon in it's eyes.
WARNING: The following video contains a known sodomite.
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I hope I didn't get the AIDS from watching that. I think I'll go take another shower.
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10-19-2008, 02:55 PM
You have really got the hots for OMH Crotch. He has told you repeatedly he does not dance.
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You would have to go some to be more perverted than Old Man Hatchet.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-19-2008, 03:04 PM
In here
you see proof of a homer in a *specific* queerdress, babbling some unGodly language AND mocking baby Jesus.
Be careful, not for sensitive souls.
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10-19-2008, 04:28 PM
That guy needs some serious help, not to mention being locked up in a prayer closet for a few weeks.
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