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Talking Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:30 PM

Look, I am bisexual, I don't care what you call me or what you say to me. Yeah, I know I'm young. You are going to tell me that god hates me because of a decision I have made. What if it wasn't a decision? What if GOD MADE ME THIS WAY?

But honestly, what do you guys have against people that have feelings toward others of the same gender? Honestly? What is it us LGBTs are doing wrong? Loving somebody because of who they are, not what they look like? Adopting children who's HETEROSEXUAL PARENTS DON'T WANT THEM? And even if we don't adopt, many of us still have children! I know that my girlfriend and I plan on having a child when we are older! So what the (edit)? Seriously?

I want some honest answers, and not some (edit) "Well the bible says.."

Have any of you realized that for all anyone knows, the bible was written by some guy who was HIGH AS (edit) and thought it'd be funny if he made up some story to try to get everyone to believe?

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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:35 PM

Now Junior, you're not starting out on the right foot. You want answers and we're prepared to give them to you. But why? You come marching into our house and curse us out and think we're going to be civil and provide you with answers?
I am calling on all Landover members NOT to provide the information until we get an apology!


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:43 PM

Alright then. I didn't curse you out. I may have used an "inappropriate" word to get my point across. I didn't need to do that. I do apologize for that. I'm just in a bit of a situation here, I've been trying to get these answers for the LONGEST time, and no one seems to give them to me, they just blow me off, and start cursing ME out.

So I AM sorry. but I honestly would LOVE these answers.
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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:48 PM

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Look, I am bisexual, I don't care what you call me or what you say to me. Yeah, I know I'm young. You are going to tell me that god hates me because of a decision I have made. What if it wasn't a decision? What if GOD MADE ME THIS WAY?
The only sense in which God made you that way is in terms of giving you up to the vile sin of sodomy to punish you for idolatry.

Romans 1:18-27: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Now repent of whatever idolatry provoked the Lord into turning you into a homer. That's what if God made you that way.

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But honestly, what do you guys have against people that have feelings toward others of the same gender? Honestly? What is it us LGBTs are doing wrong?
You're disobeying God. If you don't like it, take it up with Him.

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I want some honest answers, and not some bullshit "Well the bible says.."
We're supposed to explain Bible truths to you without quoting the Bible? Are you serious? That's like asking someone for directions but forbidding that person to consult a map or rely on any knowledge of the road layout. If you did that, you'd get lost quickly, and if you continue thinking as you do, you'll be lost for all eternity.


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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:50 PM

I'm not asking to explain a bible truth. I am asking for YOUR OPINION on what is wrong with being homosexual, whatever that may be. If you are only against it because of the bible, then so be it. But if there is any other reason, I would like to know, because I honestly have no idea what is wrong with it!
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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 05:50 PM

That's much better. Of course the answers are in the Bible! The Bible is the basis for everything we believe in!
What do you mean by "high as a kite?" I'm certain they weren't flying around when God was telling them every exact word to write down! That's just plain silly.

I love Jesus and he was a man. If you want to love a man, love Jesus! Then you can go to Heaven. Satan is a man. When you love a man in an abnormal way, you're loving Satan and you go to Hell.


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I'm not asking to explain a bible truth. I am asking for YOUR OPINION on what is wrong with being homosexual, whatever that may be.
If anyone's opinion is at variance with God's, then someone is mistaken, and it isn't God.

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Can you think of a better reason?

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Look, I am bisexual, I don't care what you call me or what you say to me. Yeah, I know I'm young. You are going to tell me that god hates me because of a decision I have made. What if it wasn't a decision? What if GOD MADE ME THIS WAY?
You are fashioned in God’s image at birth, that is how we know what God looks like. God is NOT a homer and thus you were not born one. Therefore your question is meaningless.

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But honestly, what do you guys have against people that have feelings toward others of the same gender?
“Feelings”? Some "feelings" are OK, some aren't. We never have anything against anyone, we just tell people what God has against them – in your case, you’re a fornicating abomination.
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Honestly? What is it us LGBTs are doing wrong?
You are persisting in a gay and transvestite lifestyle – God disapproves (as a matter of fact, so do I but that’s neither here nor there.)
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Loving somebody because of who they are, not what they look like?
My advice is always try to find a reasonable looking one – you may have to go out as a couple and there are other people to consider you know.
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Adopting children who's HETEROSEXUAL PARENTS DON'T WANT THEM?
This is the perennial problem of “are bad parents better than no parents?” God tells us to chastise our children and teach them (well, daughters needn’t be taught much, but you get my point.) But we teach also by example and homers adopting will give the most unfortunate example to the child and mar his chance of reaching heaven. Thus, we must oppose this travesty and temptation towards pedophilia amongst moral degenerates such as yourself.
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I know that my girlfriend and I plan on having a child when we are older!
What do you exactly mean when you say, “having”? Is it , as I have just suggested, that you intend some pedophilia ménage-a-trois?
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I want some honest answers, and not some (edit) "Well the bible says.."
Well, the Bible says, 2Tm:4:2: Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

Ti:1:13: This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;

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Have any of you realized that for all anyone knows, the bible was written by some guy who was HIGH AS (edit) and thought it'd be funny if he made up some story to try to get everyone to believe?
Yes, we considered it about 20 years ago when the first uneducated troll asked the same question. We rejected it and the next 2,453 similar suggestions in the way you will be rejected from Heaven unless you repent.







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What do you mean by "high as a kite?" I'm certain they weren't flying around when God was telling them every exact word to write down! That's just plain silly.
I did not write high as a kite, but it was edited. ><

I meant "high" as in under the influence of some sort of drug. I forgot, I need to not use modern-day slang on here.

My biggest question is:

How are you so positive that God exists, and that those who believe, and repent or whatever it is you have to do to become "clean", how do you know you will go to heaven? How do you know that you aren't reborn, like some other faiths believe? How do you know that you aren't completely misinterpreting the bible, and you are actually doing something completely different from what it says?

How do you know that the bible isn't made up?

Of course, it is believed to be the word of God, but it was written by man. How do you know that the man that wrote it all down didn't misinterpret what the Metatron was telling him?

And another thing:

How do you know that God isn't a woman? o.0
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(well, daughters needn’t be taught much, but you get my point.)
Are you saying that women aren't worth teaching?

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What do you exactly mean when you say, “having”?
I mean, going to a sperm bank, and fertilizing an egg, and HAVING A CHILD.
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How are you so positive that God exists,
It says so in the Bible. That was easy, wasn't it?

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and that those who believe, and repent or whatever it is you have to do to become "clean", how do you know you will go to heaven? How do you know that you aren't reborn, like some other faiths believe?
That's all in the Bible too. If those other faiths disagree with God's Word, then how can they possibly be right?

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How do you know that you aren't completely misinterpreting the bible, and you are actually doing something completely different from what it says?
We don't "interpet" the Bible. That's for liberal almost-Christians. We just read it as it is.

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How do you know that the bible isn't made up?
2 Tim. 3:16: All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

That safely rules out the idea that it's just made up, now, doesn't it?

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Of course, it is believed to be the word of God, but it was written by man. How do you know that the man that wrote it all down didn't misinterpret what the Metatron was telling him?
God promised us that that wouldn't happen:

Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman? o.0
He says He isn't, and He should know:

Ex. 15:3:The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.

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I mean, going to a sperm bank, and fertilizing an egg, and HAVING A CHILD.
Why can't you do it God's way, by marrying a True Christian™ man, living in Biblically ordained submission to him, and being his baby oven for the production of new soldiers for Jesus?


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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 06:14 PM

Haha, I love this (:

Just because it <i>says</i> that it's the "pure" word of the lord, means it is?

Do you honestly believe everything the bible says?

And for that matter, do you believe everything you read?
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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 06:18 PM

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Haha, I love this (:

Just because it <i>says</i> that it's the "pure" word of the lord, means it is?
Yes, it is inerrant and timeless.

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Do you honestly believe everything the bible says?
Do you believe The Truth?

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And for that matter, do you believe everything you read?
Of course not!





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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 06:20 PM

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Why can't you do it God's way, by marrying a True Christian™ man, living in Biblically ordained submission to him, and being his baby oven for the production of new soldiers for Jesus?
Because I find the male body utterly disgusting. The only reason I would ever fall in love with a man would be for his mind, and the only person that I have found (so far) that I honestly believe I am in love with is my current girlfriend.
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Do you believe The Truth?
I believe in evidence, and proven fact.
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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 06:25 PM

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Haha, I love this (:

Just because it <i>says</i> that it's the "pure" word of the lord, means it is?

Do you honestly believe everything the bible says?
If Christianity is right, then I will enjoy eternal bliss, while the unsaved will suffer eternal torment. If the "salvation through works" religions are right, then we'll all be reincarnated as Brahmins, or whatever, in accordance solely with our works. If atheism is right, then once we die, that's all, folks. As you can see, the non-Christian never comes out ahead, while the Christian can come out infinitely far ahead.

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No, of course I don't. I don't believe Darwiniac monkey-worship or the rants of the liberal MSM, and so far you've said nothing that inspires my belief.


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Because I find the male body utterly disgusting.
So?


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Default Re: Some Questions (: - 01-08-2009, 06:27 PM

Okay then. (:
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I believe in evidence, and proven fact.
Then present some to prove us wrong.


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