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"Mantyhose"! Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 05:52 PM
Mantyhose!
Silly faggits. They look like those prancing Ballerina homers in tights.
If I were a guy I saw some homer in these I'd punch him in the face and then laugh hysterically at him.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...007192,00.html
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 05:55 PM
I think it's a good thing they wear such disgusting items. Then we know EXACTLY what they are, and beat them accordingly (wearing our industrial strength gloves, of course).
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 05:58 PM
And the end two don't even have the Manners to avert their eyes away from Decent Christians©
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 05:59 PM
Jesus weeps.
I've already averted my eyes. I suggest you do the same.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:05 PM
What are they "supporting"? He looks like a healthy young man. He must have varicose veins...?
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:09 PM
Sister Tali, what is that tiny pimple-type thing in that Lady's V-area?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:12 PM
Next thing ya know those horrible dickies will come back in style and they will be prancing around with a mock turtle neck and mantyhose and manscara!!
Surely we live in the end times!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Next thing ya know those horrible dickies will come back in style and they will be prancing around with a mock turtle neck and mantyhose and manscara!!
Surely we live in the end times!
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For sure Sister Thumper.
I just hope this kind of thing isn't catching.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:19 PM
More evidence that only homers wear tight/mantyhose.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:19 PM
Pantyhose - ugh. Stockings and garters, however - hot, hot HOT!
Pornographic image removed
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Last edited by Talitha; 10-16-2008 at 06:22 PM.
Reason: Disgusting Image. Not Safe for Christians.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:21 PM
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Pantyhose - ugh. Stockings and garters, however - hot, hot HOT!
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You like your so-called man to look like THAT??
May the Lord have mercy on your tormental Soul.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 06:21 PM
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Pantyhose - ugh. Stockings and garters, however - hot, hot HOT!
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EEEeeeewwwwww! There you go getting all pervie on us again.
I should throw you in quarantine for that!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 08:01 PM
case and point, have you seen the outfits that man janet reno is wearing these days?
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 08:10 PM
Those manty hose are disgusting. Either a man's legs are good enough to look at or they're not. End of story.
During the cold months Good Christian Men wear long underwear. It's like a t-shirt for the legs. They're not meant to be seen, though, unless you have a rip in your knee. Even then, silly colors like purple should be eschewed.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 09:01 PM
What True Christian man shows his legs anyhow? He should be wearing long pants at all times, even in the summer.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
You like your so-called man to look like THAT??
May the Lord have mercy on your tormental Soul.
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Tim Curry is a hottie. But my husband only dons costumes and makeup for Halloween and stage plays.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 09:27 PM
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Ny husband only dons costumes and makeup for Halloween and stage plays.
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That's supposed to make it better, somehow?
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 09:50 PM
All you Ladies of Landover® are finding some really weird stuff. Shouldn't you be cooking or baking ?
YIC,
Sayved
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 09:54 PM
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All you Ladies of Landover® are finding some really weird stuff. Shouldn't you be cooking or baking ?
YIC,
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We have to keep our eyes and ears open for this kind of behavior.
Homerism can occur in the most unexpected of places, and let's face it, these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.
It's a disgrace.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 10:58 PM
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Tim Curry is a hottie.
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You find that one to be, as you so charmingly put it, a "hottie"? Then again, why should any sort of depravity coming from you surprise me anymore?
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