[eliot mayfield]

When my brother told me his son wanted to be a cheerleader, I was ready to shoot him, and his son. But then he reminded me George Bush was a cheerleader! If the most Godly president in history was a cheerleader, is it a sin?

[Redeemed Papist]

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Is it possible to be a cheerleader in a manly way? I didn't even know men could be cheerleaders. I thought it was just a way for slutty American girls to flaunt themselves in order to trap a husband from the football team.



I was clearly misinformed. Those guys look as straight and manly as can be.



However...

[Isaac Fisher]

Is this boy a sissie? Before you found out he wanted to be a cheerleader, did he seem... odd?

If your brother is a Godly man then he would have beaten the rectum-demons out of his son allready. I hope he has done so.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher

Is this boy a sissie? Before you found out he wanted to be a cheerleader, did he seem... odd?

If your brother is a Godly man then he would have beaten the rectum-demons out of his son allready. I hope he has done so.

That's the problem! He is clever and as manly as George Bush himself! I'm just confused. He's even on the wrestling and swimming team!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

That's the problem! He is clever and as manly as George Bush himself! I'm just confused. He's even on the wrestling and swimming team!

Once again, wrestling is as manly a pursuit as can be.

This is surely a conundrum.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

When my brother told me his son wanted to be a cheerleader, I was ready to shoot him, and his son. But then he reminded me George Bush was a cheerleader! If the most Godly president in history was a cheerleader, is it a sin?

Mr. Mayfield, that is a tough one. While it's true that George W. Bush was a cheerleader a private boarding school (Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts), as he once explained he had some "youthful indiscretions" before the age of 45 or so. I'm sure that now he would never consider:

- going to a private boarding school in the Godless northeast
- snorting cocaine
- drinking lots of whiskey
- being a cheerleader
- giving up his flying status during wartime while serving in the Reserves
- having daughters
- Etc., etc.

He has put those things behind him (1 Corinthians 13:11) and I would suggest that you advise your nephew to do likewise.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Redeemed Papist]

Or did I speak too soon?

Wrestling Confronts The "Finger Up The Ass" Menace
A perfectly legal move has landed a high school wrestler in court, charged with a sex crime. What exactly constitutes the feared but misunderstood "butt drag?"



In theory, it involves grabbing an opponent's behind to gain leverage when in a ground position. In practice, it often involves a finger or two slipping into the anus.

It's in the news because a California wrestler has been charged with sexual battery after using the move on a teammate during practice. (Three years ago, another wrestler was charged with rape after doing it to six opponents. He was convicted and sentenced to probation.)

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Or did I speak too soon?

Yes, and that's illegal!
But, if George Bush was a cheerleader, then there must be some redeeming qualities in the sport. George Bush may have had some indescretions, but being gay was not one of them!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Another Christian and former college cheerleader is Texas Gov. Rick Perry.

I think we need to be careful. Some yield to this homer temptation and others do not.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Yes, and that's illegal!
But, if George Bush was a cheerleader, then there must be some redeeming qualities in the sport. George Bush may have had some indescretions, but being gay was not one of them!

I agree. Perhaps there are gay wrestlers and fine young manly men who can writhe around with each other in sweaty combat without once going for the anus or in any way becoming homers.

Similarly there must be something manly about standing on the sidelines cheering on other men who are putting their bodies on the line for you. Bush must have used it in some way to prepare himself for later life as a fine leader of men.

[HTannor]

Now that we know that some of our Godly Leaders™ such as George Bush and Rick Perry were cheerleaders, it's only a matter of time before some others "come out" and report they, too, lead cheers while in school.

And here, I'm thinking of Herman Cain leading cheers in a some jig school, Mitt jumping up and down at a school of that sect he belongs to, and Marcus Bachmann rooting for the hairdresser squad at his cosmetology alma mater.

[Redeemed Papist]

Maybe certain vocations and hobbies aren't as faggy as they first appear and straight and noble people destined to be great leaders of men on truly holy paths can partake of them without mockery.

Typical of atheists to judge people in such ways, I guess. We are not so easily taken in and see people as individuals!

[Bob4God]

Before we judge a GODly manly man for becoming a male cheerleader we must carefully and critically examine all possibilities.

It is very likely they join with the intent of ministering to the effeminate men who have been sucked into this sissy vortex of pom poms.

[Happy Little Boozer]

I've understood that male and female cheer together?
My guess without further investigation would be that he just wants to be surrounded with girls.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Happy Little Boozer

...My guess without further investigation...

We deal with Biblical Facts™ here, young lady, not inane speculation.

[Repentant]

George Bush went to Andover an all boys college at that time, cheerleading was not a "girly" thing to do there. It was a way for the manly George to get involved in the sports, to influence people and become known throughout the school. Going to all the sports events and cheering his friends on, in the same way we might at a BBQ, playing pool or burning the odd heathen, is not a gay or queer thing to do.

Being a cheerleader now, is gay... sorry Brother Eliot

[The 417th troll]

mmmmm... cheerleaders rofl only joking. but seriously, slap him on the ass and say "no"

[Proud Faroese]

Male cheerleaders is not gay


(do these manly men look gay to anyone?)

Male cheerleading for soccer is very gay though (as anything related to soccer), but for football it is extremely manly

[Jo Freddie]

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Trust a pirate fetishist to find something faggoty.