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Re: Wicca -
04-12-2010, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
Of course. It's not like we want to kill you, we're only trying to save you from burning in hell for eternity.
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Does the term "Witch Hunt" ring a bell?
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Being touched by Him is an amazing experience, you won't regret it.
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I knew you would say that. I never dared actually to progress to the stage of being touched by Jesus during sunday school, as there seemed no possible way to get there without being touched by Youth Pastor Levi as well.
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Now come on, if we were going to kill witches, why are you on here? After all, pretty much everyone who lives in Freehold knows your address. Wouldn't you have been put to the stake by now?
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Um, no, they don't. Try to keep up. I'm living in the forest right now. I once announced that I would stay with mrs. Johnson, and was promptly arrested (see my signature for more information).
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Exactly. After all, if we would kill Miss Cassandra and her wicked friends what would be left for us to do during our annual which hunt?
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Are you saying you are already finished with the list of evil people in the signature of Pastor Zeke?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Wicca -
04-12-2010, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Are you saying you are already finished with the list of evil people in the signature of Pastor Zeke?
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This is why we only have a witch hunt once every year. We need the other 364 days for the other sinners!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Wicca -
04-12-2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Does the term "Witch Hunt" ring a bell?
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Yes it's a term from the 17th century. Geeze, way to hold a grudge.
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Um, no, they don't. Try to keep up. I'm living in the forest right now. I once announced that I would stay with mrs. Johnson, and was promptly arrested (see my signature for more information).
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Arrested for possession of certain plant material, not killed. Anyway, from what I saw you were treated pretty well in prison. Oh, and I didn't realize that "current bushes" gave enough to power up computers.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
You are right about wicca as a religion is fairly new. However, many of wiccan rituals, ideas, magics, knowledge and practices are remnants of ancient pagan rituals, which Gardner collected (after adding some rituals himself) as the wicca religion.
Of course, wicca is not one single religion with one single set of ideas, as many people erroneously believe. Beliefs among and even within covens vary vastly. For example, one of my coven members practices mostly native american mystic rituals, as she believes the bond of these rituals with the land is stronger. They include a lot of drumming and burning sweetgrass. I, on the other hand, am more Celtic-oriented, and worship the Moon Goddess as a deity, and preferably study cauldron mysteries.
You are very right! Enlightenment is bestowed upon those that seek it. Sadly, these fundamentalist neandertals reject any non-biblical idea out of hand, and they think they will go to hell if they do not kill witches.
Their lack of enlightenment also leads to them feeling attacked by everything. Whenever someone does something they do not like, their persecution complex plays up.
Exactly.
The pentacle is very important for many wiccans, as it is the symbol of life, health and natural harmony, and for the ancient Egyptians it was a symbol of Isis, the Mother Goddess. The hatred of christians for this symbol tells more about christians than about wiccans, in my opinion.
Mat the Mother Goddess bless you with a brain, dear Pastor. And may she heal my voice for laughing too hard.
Great, Sister! Men and women are equal parts of the dualism of nature. Though vastly different, we need each other like yin and yang. Degrading women leads to spiritual aridity of the mind, as you can see in these christians. Live your own life. No one else can do it for you!
Being willing to learn is one of the most important virtues there are. If I hadn't opened up my mind to new ideas, I would be insulting you right now with these people. I grew up in Freehold, and my parents took me to Landover all my youth, until I saw the madness of this, and embraced the Craft as my new lifestyle.
I hope to see more of you on this forum. You are an honest and wise person.
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You are a very wise person. These "neandertals" (may I copy that name? It's very appropriate for beings like these) won't learn unless we preform lobotomies on each and every one of them, eliminating the parts that include religious fanatism. I hope you too are open to other religions and tolerant to those of us who have no god.
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacqueline the Bulldyke
You are a very wise person. These "neandertals" (may I copy that name? It's very appropriate for beings like these) won't learn unless we preform lobotomies on each and every one of them, eliminating the parts that include religious fanatism. I hope you too are open to other religions and tolerant to those of us who have no god.
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Go get a room somewhere you filthy lezbeans. This isn't some sleazy pickup joint.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 04:21 AM
I have a boyfriend, dearest Pastor. Girls aren't my thing. We're too complicated.
A casual fling with boys does no harm, does it now?
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacqueline the Bulldyke
Girls aren't my thing. We're too complicated.
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I would hardly call you complicated. Confused most of the time, lightheaded definitely, but not complicated. You perform simple tasks well when instructed, but that's about your lot in life.
May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacqueline the Bulldyke
I have a boyfriend, dearest Pastor. Girls aren't my thing. We're too complicated.
A casual fling with boys does no harm, does it now?
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A "boyfriend" requires a "boy" to be involved in case you where unaware.
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Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
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Re: Wicca -
04-13-2010, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacqueline the Bulldyke
You are a very wise person. These "neandertals" (may I copy that name? It's very appropriate for beings like these) won't learn unless we preform lobotomies on each and every one of them, eliminating the parts that include religious fanatism.
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Might be an interesting idea, but I think you'd end up with removing 80% of the brains.
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I hope you too are open to other religions and tolerant to those of us who have no god.
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Of course! It doesn't really matter what people believe. The Mother Goddess approves of people who do good, like you, and She doesn't care about flattery. That is, I think, a major difference between the Mother Goddess and the god of these christians.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Wicca -
04-17-2010, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
If you don't worship Jesus, you worship Satan.
So, this does not look like Satan to you?
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This is NOT Wiccan! This is reverse and it represent Satanism! It's a BIG difference!
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Re: Wicca -
04-17-2010, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by qamarun
This is NOT Wiccan! This is reverse and it represent Satanism! It's a BIG difference!
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Potato Pototo it's all evil.
23He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. Luke 11
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Re: Wicca -
12-14-2016, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Wicca is a false religion for the same reason that all other religions are false religions. They don't worship the one True God.
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Actually sir we do worship a God and a Goddess also known as the Horned God and the Triple Goddess
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Re: Wicca -
12-14-2016, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
Actually sir we do worship a God and a Goddess also known as the Horned God and the Triple Goddess
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Right, the horned Satan, and his pestilence and barrenness causing consort Lilith. Wicca is Satanism in disguise. Nothing more, nothing less.
Jesus is Lord!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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