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Default Re: "Black Jesus" Eats Girls - 02-16-2007, 08:02 PM

Congratulations! You've managed to provide a generalized description of every religion in the history of mankind. The only difference is that all of those religions are false and born of Satan, while True Christianity™ is based letter-by-letter on the infallible Word of God as dictated to the scribes of King James in 1611. Try harder.

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If any of this sounds familiar, it's because it happened before. Christianity, once unified, spread across continents leaving millions dead. This is what they accused other religions and governments of doing. The problem is that Christianity has killed more in its name than any other religion in the history of mankind. Christianity has killed more people than all other wars combined.
I know. And every one of them is suffering in Hell. Isn't it great?


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Default Re: "Black Jesus" Eats Girls - 02-16-2007, 08:09 PM

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Congratulations! You've managed to provide a generalized description of every religion in the history of mankind.
Thank you for proving my point Mrs. Templeton. Manmade religion in and of itself is bad. The difference though is that Christianity has killed more than any other religion. Mindless followers are what the church expects, and unfortunately they usually get it.


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Default Re: "Black Jesus" Eats Girls - 02-16-2007, 08:33 PM

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Thank you for proving my point Mrs. Templeton. Manmade religion in and of itself is bad.
That's an understatement. True Christianity™ is unique in that it was made not by man but by God Himself.

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The difference though is that Christianity has killed more than any other religion.


And as I said, these people were going to Hell anyway. The Christian soldiers who slew them simply expedited their destiny, freeing up precious oxygen and land on which churches and manses could be built, and any Christians who perished in the process ascended into Heaven shortly after. I don't see how any of this is a problem.

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Reason is the enemy of faith.


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Default Re: "Black Jesus" Eats Girls - 02-17-2007, 07:09 PM

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Reason is the enemy of faith.
Praise! I would try using my own words here, but why should I bother when the Bible puts it so much better than I ever could?

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: "Black Jesus" Eats Girls - 02-17-2007, 07:44 PM

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Praise! I would try using my own words here, but why should I bother when the Bible puts it so much better than I ever could?

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
How could I have forgotten that verse! Thank you for bringing it up, Brother T!

By my read, just as little heathen children who've been lied to by their parents wait up for Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or the Great Pumpkin, knowing that presents are coming, we should have that sort of unquestioning faith in Jesus and equally eagerly await His return!
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