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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
I am currently ten years fag free as of three weeks ago. I thought I would use this post to confess all of the ungodly homer-ish things I have done in the past. Best to do it as a number list I think and if there's any questions I would be happy to respond. I have to say I am happy to be free with the thanks of Brother Harold Porter. Bless him.
1. I used to frequent the women's magazine racks at the drugstores to read their articles.
2. I used to think nothing of showering with other men after a workout at the gym.
3. I used to let the doctor check my prostate once a month since I was 28 and told due to my genetics that I am at risk of prostate cancer. I never flinched when the doctor's finger would slip inside.
4. I used to enjoy sucking on Blow Pops and popsicles slowly. Sometimes I would think the object was a penis while I did it and laugh to myself.
5. I used to, out of curiosity, go into my mother's closet at a very young age and dress myself up in her clothes when she wasn't home to see what I would look like. Sometimes I would even go so far as to put a pillow under my shirt and joke that I am pregnant!
6. While showering, I would purposely let my fingers slip into my butthole while cleaning my rectum with soap.
7. I used to watch and laugh at shows that had Neil Patrick Harris as one of the stars. I knew he was a faggy but it never bothered me at the time. I'd even tell people around me that he is a real strapping lady's man who gets lots of female cunnilingus to cover this up.
8. I have clicked on a site where there is a picture of several old men performing cunnilingus on each other on top of a bed while some funny music was playing. I only realized now the links were disguised to help closet homers sneakily click the links by "accident". Similar to the ****** site. It wasn't about lemons at all I tell you! Lies!!!
9. Out of curiosity one time, I wanted to see what it was like to get a blowjob and so I went on Craigslist. After failing to receive a response from a women and tons of men, I chose a man and let it happen to me.
10. I would sometimes get drinks at the local gay bar. I was only lying to myself that the other bars were crowded.
11. I used to be an atheist.
12. Growing up as a catholic, I used to sleep over at the church with the other choir boys for the Catholic Retreats.
13. I enjoyed watching Regis and Kelly but disregard Kelly as an ignorant whore. I was more interested in what Regis had to say.
14. I used to purchase pink plates for barbques sometimes thinking nothing of it.
15. I used to practice speaking French.
16. I used to eat bananas at least once a day. I used to LOVE bananas.
17. I had a slight fascination with masturbating alone while wearing a ring which restricted blood flow.
18. I used to own VHS TAPES OF PLAYGIRL. Only do I now realize those tapes weren't bought by accident like I used to claim whenever aomeone found them in my house. They've since been burned in a bonfire.
19. I used to have vivid dreams of being anally intruded upon by nigras prisoners. I'd always wake up before they started though.
20. I used to deny all of my homer-ish activities.
I have decided now to confess my sins freely on this forum for all of you to know about my shameful past before I found that nice KJV bible at the Motel 6 I was staying at. My introduction post shows how the branded gay that I was before and after. If I can shed these, then you can too!
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Some gay testimony is best left unsaid, my friend. Yes, I was gay by choice, at the low spot of of my life when I hated God for hating me because I wanted to nail rectums.
But such detailed depravity is not necessary in witness to the sin of fagging. I could use pages of God's precious forum describing the nights I made my way home with a Depends to hold the semen in place until I could discharge the sin in my bowels into the various city sewers. Or waking up in a motel, nearly suffocated from the hundreds of pounds of anonymous fags piled on top of me. No need to get into the detail.
It does not need to be so graphic to simply admit that you made a big mistake when you chose the corn-hole over God and His redemption.
In Christ