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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-24-2012, 03:55 AM
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I don't like whiskey.
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Then what you're saying is you're not scottish?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-24-2012, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then what you're saying is you're not scottish?
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So either way shes a liar.
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01-24-2012, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Princess001
So either way shes a liar.
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That seems to be going around these days...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-24-2012, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then what you're saying is you're not scottish?
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Not all Scottish people like whiskey.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-25-2012, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Safe&Sound
Not all Scottish people like whiskey.
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That's the worst lie I've heard in years. You don't seriously think we're going to believe that. There's even a song about it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-25-2012, 08:51 AM
I haven't watched television in years! Some of the stuff they put on TV is too horrific. TV shows about vampires, witches, zombies, trollops, whores. It's crazy.
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-26-2012, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That's the worst lie I've heard in years. You don't seriously think we're going to believe that. There's even a song about it.
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If you didn't notice that video was done by a Scottish and it's because we aren't scared to take the mick out of ourselves...
Also I don't run to stereotyping American People so why are you stereotyping Scottish People! And that isn't a big Scottish band, check out Biffy Clyro!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-26-2012, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Safe&Sound
If you didn't notice that video was done by a Scottish and it's because we aren't scared to take the mick out of ourselves...
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So Scottish men milk each other all the time? That must be why they never wear underwear. Aren't you scared of Hell? Or all you too drunk to even consider eternal damnation?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-26-2012, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
So Scottish men milk each other all the time? That must be why they never wear underwear. Aren't you scared of Hell? Or all you too drunk to even consider eternal damnation?
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To take the mick means to make fun or laugh about something or someone! Honestly! That is just wrong! http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/344000.html There it shows you!
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-27-2012, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Safe&Sound
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You remind me that I've been meaning to do a thread on Cockney rhyming slang and cultural degeneracy.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-27-2012, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Safe&Sound
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Are you sure about that?
I'm pretty sure "taking the Mick" is what they call it when a sodomite "bottoms" for an Irishman.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Unsaved trash, toothless teenaged scott
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-28-2012, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Are you sure about that?
I'm pretty sure "taking the Mick" is what they call it when a sodomite "bottoms" for an Irishman.
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I'm certain, we say it all the time!
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-28-2012, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Safe&Sound
I'm certain, we say it all the time!
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Which is why you're all going to Hell.
But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.
If you spent more time praising God and less time realising all your friends are people you hate and want to mock you'd be further from Satan's grasp.
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
01-28-2012, 08:42 PM
I hate 'Father Ted'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Ted
First it's about Irishmen (known drunkards): Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble.
Second it's protagonist Cathlic Priests (the fact that they fail to highlight the tradition of bottom touchery and peedofillia is telling in and of itself).
And third it glorifies Catherlik priests as paragons of Christian values when any fool know they are chain smoking, embezzling, stupid, alcoholic, foul mouthed, choir boy buggering, crypto fashist.
It's no accident both Cathlicks and Nazis dess in black and order everyone around.
It' also no accident the star of the show died soon after the last episode was wrapped http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermot_Morgan
If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. Deut 32:41
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-24-2015, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
The Incredible Hulk
This show is about a scientist who turns into Lou Ferrigno whenever he gets mad. I'm not going to quibble about how preposterous that is--the problem is that he's practically naked after the transformation, which instills wicked thoughts in innocent viewers. How many housewives and elderly, pipe-smoking True Christians™ have had illicit fantasies about the Hulk sweeping them up in his brawny, green arms and taking them to his Hulk lair for a night of angry and intense lovemaking? Too many. The creators of this smutty show should be ashamed of themselves.
Eight is Enough
Eight is most certainly not enough. The title of this show sends the wrong message that Christian wives can have a mere eight children and stop there. A decent, God-fearing wife should produce at least fifteen kids. Those who have more than fifteen should be esteemed and applauded, as well as despised and condemned for copulating so much.
Saved by the Bell
This show offends me on many levels. There's an uppity Negro, a Mexican who wears tight trousers, a Screech, and a profane rock band called "Zack Attack." Hey, kids, how about being saved by the Lord?
Who's the Boss?
The premise involves a male housekeeper under the employ of a successful woman. That's more preposterous than a scientist turning into Lou Ferrigno. What's even more unrealistic is that the Italian main character isn't raping everyone in the house. It's a fact that Italians are depraved animals who can't go more than two minutes without sticking their peckers in something.
Friends
My only beef with Friends is that the season finale made me cry buckets. I mean, when Rachel decided to work things out with Ross rather than go to Paris, I just lost it. Those two totally belong together.
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One I really hate is Family Guy. They basically manage to offend everybody and think they are being funny. The jokes they make are inappropriate, cruel, and after a few seasons, I honestly can't stand it.
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-30-2015, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Torchwood
Attachment 8886
A sex-crazed homer time traveler and con man from the 51st century (which in the real world would be well after the Rapture) runs around Cardiff, England, fighting off demons that have been sent to our world either to eat us or to fornicate with us, presiding over pansexual, interracial orgies, and wearing the biggest Bluetooth headset ever seen. The show's only redeeming feature is that Captain Jack's favored mode of transportation is an SUV. Note his pretty young trophy twink, second from left.
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John Barrowman, the actor who plays Captain Jack is also gay (homosexual) evil:
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-30-2015, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
The Incredible Hulk
This show is about a scientist who turns into Lou Ferrigno whenever he gets mad. I'm not going to quibble about how preposterous that is--the problem is that he's practically naked after the transformation, which instills wicked thoughts in innocent viewers. How many housewives and elderly, pipe-smoking True Christians™ have had illicit fantasies about the Hulk sweeping them up in his brawny, green arms and taking them to his Hulk lair for a night of angry and intense lovemaking? Too many. The creators of this smutty show should be ashamed of themselves.
Eight is Enough
Eight is most certainly not enough. The title of this show sends the wrong message that Christian wives can have a mere eight children and stop there. A decent, God-fearing wife should produce at least fifteen kids. Those who have more than fifteen should be esteemed and applauded, as well as despised and condemned for copulating so much.
Saved by the Bell
This show offends me on many levels. There's an uppity Negro, a Mexican who wears tight trousers, a Screech, and a profane rock band called "Zack Attack." Hey, kids, how about being saved by the Lord?
Who's the Boss?
The premise involves a male housekeeper under the employ of a successful woman. That's more preposterous than a scientist turning into Lou Ferrigno. What's even more unrealistic is that the Italian main character isn't raping everyone in the house. It's a fact that Italians are depraved animals who can't go more than two minutes without sticking their peckers in something.
Friends
My only beef with Friends is that the season finale made me cry buckets. I mean, when Rachel decided to work things out with Ross rather than go to Paris, I just lost it. Those two totally belong together.
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If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)
p.s. Friends sucks
gl
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-30-2015, 10:09 AM
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If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)
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In fact, it is not simple. You are making the assumption that we would/would not be watching these shows for personal comfort and gratification. We are not. We are not in the least worried about the spiritual state of our Brethren and Sisters the True Christians™. We know that they can remain sin-free regardless of the fornicatory nature of these TV-shows. We are worried about the SINNERS, such as you. In order to be able to guide the sinners through the obstacles between them and potential conditional Love of Jesus.
It is not merely a question of likes and dislikes. It is a question of LOVE. We want people to be saved. We need to know what seduces them to the side of Satan.
James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-30-2015, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The atheist bastard
If you don't like those shows the answer is simple: Don't watch them (genius)
p.s. Friends sucks
gl
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How do you know you don't like a show unless you watch it? That wasn't very smart of you, now was it?
As we can see from the list, just about all secular tv shows are crap, and to prevent people from being disappointed, they should never have been made. Now a tv show about God, portrayed in a positive, realistic, Christian manner, with smiting and saving, could not possibly disappoint, that's why I believe all tv shows should by law be required to be Christian-themed.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: TV Shows That Offend Me -
03-30-2015, 11:11 AM
American Idol.
While the title of the show sounds promising, I have yet to see an episode with Jesus. As far as I can see, Jesus have never even one a single season! How can it be about an America Idol and not be about Jesus but about women and nigras. Blasphemy!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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