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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 09:42 PM

Oh yes Bin Laden needs some new fighters for his great Army, does she have Uranium? Can she shoot? She may be used to create babies to fight for us!

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 09:56 PM

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If we look to the scripture we do indeed see that sodomizers don't accept virgin daughters as a substitution for knowing a man, older concubines on the other hand they still find a use for.
That's what I thought... it seemed odd that sodomisers would go for girls. I'm still confused about why there would be gangs of them though.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 10:00 PM

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That's what I thought... it seemed odd that sodomisers would go for girls. I'm still confused about why there would be gangs of them though.
Don't be fooled. In the absence of male victims or domestic pets there's the old adage among them that 'Every hole's a goal'.

Makes sense to perverts that.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 10:18 PM

Thanks for the laughs my children! When I passed these stories on to the authors those many thousand years ago I never expected it to turn to such great entertainment! Keep spreading the good word! I'm sure it will keep entertaining me for many more millenia!

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 10:25 PM

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You are a piffleing idiot. Slavery is out the piffleing lawed. Shut the piffle up. Get the piffleing enlightenment, dumb bitch.
What does slavery have to do with a Brides Price?

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So its okay to sell a person so they can get married and raped?
Of course you can still get raped when your married, Deuteronomy 22 says that if it happens in the country and the woman screams, she is blameless, if she is in the city and stays silent, she must die along with the rapist.

Why do you fantasize about raping married women?

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you are all piffleing mormons i hate christian laws
We're Baptists, not Mormons.

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i hate you all.
Aw..... I'm hurt, truly hurt. We love you and want you to go to heaven, and this is the way you respond?

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i dont follow religion because it causes war and i dont believe some stupid god could have made the universe and if he did where did he come from it makes more logical sense that the universe has always been here, /rant #1
Wow, so you just make stuff up as you go along? If eveyone was a True Christian™ there wouldn't be any wars. As for God creating the universe, who are you to put limitations on a omniscient being?

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Why not just send her to a foster care so she wont be taken away against her will.
Why would he turn his child over to the government? So she could be raised to be a whore? He's trying to find his daughter a good Christian family.

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and another thing why does god get to say whats right i bet you guys hate gays to im not gay and i can see there is nothing wrong with being gay
If there's nothing wrong with being gay, why did you bring it up?


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:14 PM

human trafficking....
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:20 PM

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human trafficking....
Not even close....
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dicti...0&t=1302823908
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Definition of BRIDE-PRICE

: a payment given by or in behalf of a prospective husband to the bride's family in many cultures
http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Bride_price
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Bride price, also known as bride wealth, is an amount of money, property or other form of wealth "paid" to the parents of a woman for the right to marry their daughter. In anthropological literature bride price has often been explained in market terms, as payment made in "exchange" for the bride's family's loss of her labor and fertility within her kinship group. It may also be understood as a gift from the groom to his new bride's family. In this sense it is a substantial gesture of goodwill in the forging of the new unity of the lineages. Unfortunately, the voluntary nature of gift-giving in the case of bride price has often been lost as the practice became a requirement for marriage, a requirement that has often proved burdensome.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:23 PM

bride-pric
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.





human trafficking.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:31 PM

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bride-pric
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.





human trafficking.
Try putting an e on the end of price. Or you can click on one of the links I supplied.

I take it you went to a public school.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:35 PM

sick cunt if your god is like that piffle him!
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-14-2011, 11:38 PM

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sick cooter if your god is like that piffle him!
Awww........ you're not a true Christian? I'm so surprised and hurt


Oh, and I hope that when you grow up and get married (like that will happen) that you accept absolutely no gifts from either set of parents since it could be considered the same thing.

BTW, what about mail order wives?


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-15-2011, 08:08 AM

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-15-2011, 10:12 AM

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Don't be fooled. In the absence of male victims or domestic pets there's the old adage among them that 'Every hole's a goal'.

Makes sense to perverts that.

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Yeah, but then if they were sodomisers then even with girls they'd still for the same hole as they aim for with men.... so it still doesn't matter if they're virgins or not.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-15-2011, 10:34 AM

ill take her off your hands and keep her company. 40 bucks.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-15-2011, 08:59 PM

Just wondering... How do you all go around selling people and not get flagged by the FBI?
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You guys perceive this as a threat? Please... If you have nothing to fear from your actions, why feel threatened from a question?

Since when is the "Light of the World" threatened? Seems like a dim bulb to me...
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Oh jesus... Do you censor out of fear?
Who's censoring? All your words are still there. Perhaps a dictionary would be a good thing to get and read so you understand the big words you are using.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 04-15-2011, 10:22 PM

Fear mongering is cloaked censorship, you smug jack wagon.

By the way, I spoke to God today. He told me to tell you that you're an asshole, you're pissing Him off and to crawl up your mom's snatch and try again.
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Fear mongering is cloaked censorship, you smug jack wagon.

By the way, I spoke to God today. He told me to tell you that you're an asshole, you're pissing Him off and to crawl up your mom's snatch and try again.
Whoa, easy there Jethro.... name calling is not needed here nor is it welcome on Gods Forum

I'd repent (if I were you) before the Lord strikes your trailer park or flips your F-150 with a tornado or some such smiting common to your area. Take care,
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