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Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-28-2012, 02:16 PM
Every little boy dreams of becoming an X-Man, like those in Marvel Comics. Now, we learn, the heroic X-Men are common homers. They are getting married in the same disgusting way as real-life homers.
It's time to have a big bonfire in every American town and burn those Marvel Comics and their homer heros.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/ma...-debate-75554/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-28-2012, 05:18 PM
The Gay Agenda will stop at nothing. Now they are trying to make homosexuals equal to heroes? Putting a homosexual up on a pedestal like that can do nothing but confuse and perhaps titillate the mind of an otherwise normal boy reading this comic.
Then again, my children only follow appropriate hero stories, like the Adventures of Bibleman:
Mr. Christian:
And the whole Justice Team:
My children have been well trained to spot the wolf in sheep's clothing, and would never be fooled into thinking this guy was actually a Christian OR hero. His skin color gives him away far too easily:
But ultimately, we know who the real "super hero" is!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-29-2012, 01:42 AM
Please explain your thoughts or proof that these so called "X-Men" are homers.
Thank you !
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05-29-2012, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Search
Please explain your thoughts or proof that these so called "X-Men" are homers.
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Are you implying that normal men would marry other men?
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-29-2012, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Search
Please explain your thoughts or proof that these so called "X-Men" are homers.
Thank you !
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Brother Smyth asked the relevant question.
I can only add that when two men have such carnal lust for each other they want to marry, you've got yourself a couple of homers.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-29-2012, 04:35 PM
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Please explain your thoughts or proof that these so called "X-Men" are homers.
Thank you !
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Dear imbecile:
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A Marvel Comics superhero gay couple is set to be married in the June 20 issue of Astonishing X-Men #51, though the decision is being protested by a family group which believes the move could "indoctrinate impressionable young minds."
The characters in question are Northstar, a Canadian superhero associated with Alpha Flight and the X-Men, who came out as gay back in 1992. Now, 20 years later, the superhero is set to marry his longtime human partner Kyle in Marvel's first ever gay wedding, in a move that the creators know will stir controversy.
"When gay marriage became legal in New York State, it raised obvious questions since most of our heroes reside in New York State", said Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Axel Alonso in an interview with Rolling Stone this week.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-30-2012, 04:10 AM
I think it is really disgusting how they are rewriting history to promote liberalism and heathenism. American has enough problem having a slave as president, i pray to God that he fixes this broken country.
Romans 1:26, 27
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
05-31-2012, 12:05 PM
Even more deparvity to lead our young towards the homer deathstyle.
Perverted
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
06-01-2012, 03:42 PM
I've started to figure out what the perverted minds of comic book "artists" are up to.
In this first stage of homerism, the super heros become homers and get married.
The second stage is coming soon, count on it. In the second stage, homerism will slide seamlessly into straight heros. Remember Clark Kent, the unassuming reporter who was Superman's alter ego? Clark Kent had a girl friend named Lois Lane.
Soon, Clark Kent will have a boyfriend with a French name, "Muarice" .
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-07-2013, 04:49 AM
And now look at what the joos who run "Big Comix" are forcing down America's throat! A mudslime girl "superhero."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-07-2013, 08:55 AM
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I'm almost speechless here, but I have to ask - do female mooselimb superhero's get 72 virgins when they blow themselves up? And a follow up question, are they lezbos?
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-07-2013, 11:05 AM
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I'm almost speechless here, but I have to ask - do female mooselimb superhero's get 72 virgins when they blow themselves up? And a follow up question, are they lezbos?
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If they do get 72 virgins that makes the women whores
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-07-2013, 12:40 PM
Scientists turning into green giants
now that would be a sight.
A soldier fighting in an armored appliance?
The army says they might.
Being good at fighting with bow and arrow or a shield
That's not so much super--as it is something practice can yield
Granted radioactive spiders are unbelievable
but at least it has a logic that I can follow...
But, a costumed Mudslime girl who's not a terrorist?
There are some things I just can't swallow!
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-09-2013, 03:49 AM
When the first X men came out, I noticed the tights they worn--tights that could not be any tighter.
It was only a matter of time before homer inclinations began to surface.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-09-2013, 07:22 AM
Amen Mayor, everywhere you look the homers are in to latex, lycra, and spandex to show their "bulges". It's disgusting.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-09-2013, 07:17 PM
I still can't believe anyone thought that Jihad Girl would be a good idea. Although I will admit that I have trouble distinguishing Muslim women from ninjas.
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Re: Mothers, Don't Let Your Boys Read Marvel Comics, Homer X-Men Marry. -
11-11-2013, 04:12 PM
This oft times confuses me
and I don't know what to do
For some ninjas, like Muhammad Ali
Are also mudslimes too
...oh ninjas sorry about that
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