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Default Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan - 11-04-2010, 06:10 PM

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Why would God curse an entire country?

That seems unfair to me.
Are you familiar with the flood? He killed pretty much everyone in the entire world. Compared to that, cursing some lager-swilling vikings is positively restrained.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Wink Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan - 11-05-2010, 01:20 PM

http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/wor...p_slide_2.html

And thank you for providing a everlasting source of entertainment

P.S. Denmarkistan is not a real word
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Default Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan - 11-05-2010, 02:21 PM

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http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/wor...p_slide_2.html

And thank you for providing a everlasting source of entertainment

P.S. Denmarkistan is not a real word
Another person spreading propaganda. Look buddy, we all know that Denmark is far from a happy country. You are only making yourself look like an even more idiotic country for each time you post one of the "Happy Denmark" news. Get some real facts about your country, before you post your propaganda. Taken from your link, "Percentage suffering: 1%", here you forgot to mention the 20% suffering from anxiety in Denmark, as well as the 15% suffering from Depression in Denmark. Already here we have exceeded the 1% that you claim. It is quite sad to see that Denmark needs to come up with made-up statistics to make the country "look great", but quite laughable too. It also goes to show the consequences when retards from Denmark are allowed to post made up statistics around the web.
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Default Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan - 11-26-2010, 08:23 PM

Hello filthy Amercians, i see that once again you fail the test known as reason, and thus you fail to understand the world around you. Since all Amcercians are egocentric, inbreed, crimninals, xenofobic, greedy, crowards and either fearfull of change or just plain igronant.

I intendt to pray for revenge.

Pray to the true Gods.

And yes i known that you filthy Amcerians will finde a way to delete this post since all Amcercians are unable to face any criticisme.

Glory to Cyrus, first of the True Gods, God of Mortality.
Honor to Nergal, fourth of the True Gods, God of Death
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Default Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan - 11-26-2010, 08:32 PM

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Hello filthy Amercians, i see that once again you fail the test known as reason, and thus you fail to understand the world around you. Since all Amcercians are egocentric, inbreed, crimninals, xenofobic, greedy, crowards and either fearfull of change or just plain igronant.

I intendt to pray for revenge.

Pray to the true Gods.

And yes i known that you filthy Amcerians will finde a way to delete this post since all Amcercians are unable to face any criticisme.

Glory to Cyrus, first of the True Gods, God of Mortality.
Honor to Nergal, fourth of the True Gods, God of Death
I see that you have failed English and grammar. Please, why are you hating americans? You should focus on the people who are not studying the Bible, people who don't pray to God, people who mock God and his followers...Namely you.


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