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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-03-2010, 08:25 AM

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Allah wrote diddlysquat.

For thousands of years since the creation of the earth by god my ancestors have taught me the word of God.
It has to be the true word of god.
Look what happened to the Babylonians' Dragon they worship. It turned to diddlysquat.
It died of food poisoning because it is not the true savior or the creator.
Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?


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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-03-2010, 11:13 AM

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Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?
Really.

Do Christians worship an empty house like the Muslims do?

No, we do not all worship the same God.



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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-03-2010, 12:01 PM

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Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken shit, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken shit.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?
They are not the same. The Jews do not believe in Jesus, and Muslims claim Jesus was a prophet and deny he was the Son of God.


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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-03-2010, 12:44 PM

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Wrong, you know diddly-squat [just google'd it in the ungodly google and the satans answered me that it means chicken sh*t, and the Bible and the Qoura'an aren't chicken sh*t.], i don't even know who that Kokoro Dragon is, but Allah wrote the Qoura'an.

Oh and you do realize that the Jew, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God, right ?



No one wrote the koran. The koran was supposed to be the actual words of allah, who apparently spoke modern Arabic . Parts of the koran were traditionally memorised and recited by muslim priests = it was a oral tradition. Oral traditions change over time, due to human error in teaching them to a new generation - so it is unlikely that the modern koran contains the actual words of allah, if he did exist. It was hundreds of years after mohammed that some muslims, who wanted to increase the number of Western converts to islam, made a written copy of it. No true muslim regards such a copy as the authentic koran. For the record I don't worship a made up moon god called 'allah'.


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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-14-2010, 02:39 AM

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God wrote the Holy Bible. He dictated every word of it to King James. It's all explained HERE.
One of the things I love about Brother Chick's wonderful tracts is that they present the Truth so straightforwardly, so that anyone can learn from them - even vodka-swilling Ruskies.


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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-14-2010, 08:04 AM

Dogbana,

Take a breath, dear, then please tell us from what source you're cutting and pasting. Doesn't sound like you have an original thought in your commie brain. Why are you prostituting yourself as a mouthpiece for a Google search?


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Default Re: Who REALLY Wrote the Bible (It sure wasn't God...) - 08-14-2010, 12:22 PM

The bible is Gods word, as he inspired the writers to do his good work, plus King James was the best King we ever had in Scotland as he was the King of the whole of the UK, God helped him to put together the word of God, it was divine inspiration.
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